The Slice of Cake That Ended Our Engagement
On the Goldman heir's wedding day, I take a small bite out of a piece of cake because I am hungry from waiting too long at the ceremony.
But my fiancee, Sheryl Wilson, slaps me in the face immediately.
"You really are shameless! How could you eat in an occasion like this?"
Dazed from the slap, I look at the other guests, who are staring at us at the moment. Having tasted copper in my mouth, I turn on my heel and approach the heir with a plate in my hands.
"The cake's pretty delicious. Do you want a slice?"
Sheryl started to panic. She's about to drag me away when the groom of the wedding takes a small bite out of the same slice.
He remarks coolly, "It really is tasty. I'll have my men prepare 100 slices of cake for the woman who slapped you just now."