Explosions Funny Novels & Stories

I replied. Tuesday Dominic’s POV “An entire city blew up, Dominic ! Are you even hearing me ?” Ryan asked gobsmacked as he cornered me in a lonely spot by the university’s sport complex and waved his smartphone near my face, which showed in big headlines that just a few hours back, a set of twenty deadly explosives blew up in XXX city. “So what ? It is like thousands of miles away from here. I see no problem with that, except that almost 5xxx people died, which is really unfortunate,” I remarked while I hugged Bella close to me and pressed a kiss on the top of her head.

He firmly pressed down on the man's finger, forcing it onto the detonator. Hiss… The explosive strapped to the man's belly produced nothing but a single fuse shooting downward. It turned out to be ordinary fireworks! As for the rest, it wasn't even fireworks, just props meant to fool people! "This is it?" Woody sneered in disdain. "Come on then, let's die together!" The firework's spark burned the villager's foot, causing him to jump up in pain and cry out. They had made fools of themselves! The old man's expression turned indescribably grim.

I just watched 200 billion worth of cargo go up in blast and flames. In that moment, I felt the meaning of emptiness. The hollow, dead-like and soul crushing feeling that I had lost so much. My body was weary and slightly trembling but I couldn't bring myself to walk away. The loss hit me too hard to let me move, even when the obvious screeching of a car was evident. The engine stopped, and the driver got out. I did not look back until he spoke. “What an explosive day, don't you think?” A deep frown settled on my lips. Today of all days, everyone thinks it's funny to pull out all their sarcastic jokes.

She pulled back, a grin spreading across her face. "Okay, enough with the sappy stuff before I break out in hives. Want to hear a joke?” I laughed shaking off the heaviness of the conversations "Sure hit me” She launched into a ridiculous story about a goose that somehow got stuck in a wedding cake and by the time she was done I was laughing so hard my sides hurt. Once the laughter died down we slipped into a more relaxed conversation. I told her about the explosion at the HQ. “Have you heard anything new about it?"

“ They are looking at me like I am a weird person but, what can I do? Even when I am just a player, I have a fond in using bombs materials that go boom and bam! Do I looks so excited at some point? Well, I really am! ”Let us go boom!“ I mumbled with a grin on my lips. ”Boom?“ they all asked with a great confusion written on their faces

Amino protested inwardly and looked away. Both Alberu and Asumu seemed too carefree in their eyes. He wasn’t aware of the danger that was lurking around them. BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! A sudden series of explosions erupted. The sky became noisy and the land cracked and shook violently. “Hah~” Amino raised his cup. “So noisy.” Alberu picked up his cup. “They are surely a bunch of cuties.” Asumu raised the coffee table to save all the cups and the teapot.

"And you didn’t think it would be better to call me? I thought you were dead!” He gave that cocky, infuriating laugh. “Why would I blow myself up with those clowns? I tricked them into a room, locked the door, and from a distance... I pressed the detonator. Boom.” He continued being cocky. “Why on earth would I blow myself up with them? What am I, Christ?" My blood boiled. “Not funny!” I hissed. “You could’ve fucking told me—you scared me.” There was a pause. He said, “Is that... concern I hear?”

Nathan laughed. “It is explosive, that’s for sure,” he expressed. “Yes, explosive,” I giggled. Little did I know that night included five more explosions.

and then, with a force that rattles my very soul, they go off. All at once, the explosion shakes the ground as though the gates of hell have been opened. I flinch, nearly jumping out of my skin, a momentary shock freezing me in place a moment later. A ringing plays in my ears, the world around me momentarily blurring into insignificance. Then, the sound of laughter and cheering breaks through the haze. Guillermo, his men, Frank, Rick, and even Marcel erupt into a chorus of applause and laughter, cheering in celebration. It worked… Oh, my God, it worked.

Zain said casually as if he just did not do something stupid. Varun burst out laughing and everyone at the table looked at him. "Shit. Sorry" Varun said while controlling his laugh but could not and looking at him even Zain burst out laughing making me roll my eyes. How come these creatures are my friends? I asked myself looking at them who were laughing like hyenas. "Are you two okay?" I heard sweet voice coming from Corgi and I looked at her who was looking concerned staring at my best friends. "Oh, they are completely fine, it's just that normal people get panic attacks and these two get Laughing attacks" Aarav said waving his hand as if it's not a big deal and this time the whole table b