Explosions Funny Novels & Stories

The giant bunny's body started trembling, its arms started to expand! I immediately probed the child, 'What do you mean by boom!? Tell me!' The voice hurriedly answered in an excited tone, ‘Like… explode…!’ Then it giggled. I could almost imagine its eyes twinkling and hands up in the air. Pop? Boom? Explode? 'You mean like a bomb?!' I asked hysterically, unable to restrain my emotions. I can't help but panic. The bunny is having its revenge on us! It wants to retaliate because that's what we did.

They called me a genius ! “ …. of donkeys !”, they completed their sentence before screaming, “All warriors on alert, all warriors on alert. The volcano, Mt. Joy Stone is about to erupt !! We repeat …. ” And that’s how all the three stinky farts ran out of my dorm’s window, door and teleporting themselves respectively out of there but not before opening three cans of tear gas. These fvcking b*stards ! “WE WILL KILL YOU !!”

I replied. Tuesday Dominic’s POV “An entire city blew up, Dominic ! Are you even hearing me ?” Ryan asked gobsmacked as he cornered me in a lonely spot by the university’s sport complex and waved his smartphone near my face, which showed in big headlines that just a few hours back, a set of twenty deadly explosives blew up in XXX city. “So what ? It is like thousands of miles away from here. I see no problem with that, except that almost 5xxx people died, which is really unfortunate,” I remarked while I hugged Bella close to me and pressed a kiss on the top of her head.

He firmly pressed down on the man's finger, forcing it onto the detonator. Hiss… The explosive strapped to the man's belly produced nothing but a single fuse shooting downward. It turned out to be ordinary fireworks! As for the rest, it wasn't even fireworks, just props meant to fool people! "This is it?" Woody sneered in disdain. "Come on then, let's die together!" The firework's spark burned the villager's foot, causing him to jump up in pain and cry out. They had made fools of themselves! The old man's expression turned indescribably grim.

"He could've avoided that bullet by twisting his ankles, though?" "She should just kill him, I say. Don't let him abuse her like that. I wouldn't stand for that kind of treatment for a day." "Right? These guys are so dumb." I laughed more at our commentary than in the movie's comedy scenes. I was unamused by the fighting scenes nor was I excited with the action. But this man beside me never fails to make the funniest side remarks. "Why is that car not exploding? They leaked the fuel like five minutes ago."

Ellie said in exasperation. "Well, there were several explosions this morning. We just heard about it, it's on our news station," Sam said, starting to explain. "Wait, we have a news station?" Amanda asked, interrupting Sam. Sam nodded and continued, "Yes, we do. So, it was on the news, there were four explosions, they seemed to be coordinated attacks. One was in South America, a factory near Brazil. The second was in Paris, a third in Cairo, and a fourth was just on the outskirts of Chicago. The factories that were hit were werewolf factories. All of the workers that died were werewolves, there weren't any human casualties, luckily, but no one has claimed responsibility yet. We don't know w

Amino protested inwardly and looked away. Both Alberu and Asumu seemed too carefree in their eyes. He wasn’t aware of the danger that was lurking around them. BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! A sudden series of explosions erupted. The sky became noisy and the land cracked and shook violently. “Hah~” Amino raised his cup. “So noisy.” Alberu picked up his cup. “They are surely a bunch of cuties.” Asumu raised the coffee table to save all the cups and the teapot.

Nathan laughed. “It is explosive, that’s for sure,” he expressed. “Yes, explosive,” I giggled. Little did I know that night included five more explosions.

Without giving it a second thought, Samuel pressed the button! What followed was a massive explosion as the skyscraper came tumbling to the ground. There were explosives placed everywhere throughout the building and it was Samuel's last resort in dealing with Warren. Samuel stood and watch as the enormous building was reduced to nothing but a heap of rubble. When you look at the aftermath of the explosion, it was clear that no normal person would survive it. Samuel admired the scene while laughing hysterically. If someone were to see him at that moment, they would be sure that Samuel was a madman.

I just watched 200 billion worth of cargo go up in blast and flames. In that moment, I felt the meaning of emptiness. The hollow, dead-like and soul crushing feeling that I had lost so much. My body was weary and slightly trembling but I couldn't bring myself to walk away. The loss hit me too hard to let me move, even when the obvious screeching of a car was evident. The engine stopped, and the driver got out. I did not look back until he spoke. “What an explosive day, don't you think?” A deep frown settled on my lips. Today of all days, everyone thinks it's funny to pull out all their sarcastic jokes.