Facepalm Funny Novels & Stories

Perverted pig-dog laughing at other people´s misfortune! “You´re still talking out loud, you know!” “Fuck!” I facepalm myself; what the hell happened to my head? This was not me! I was not clumsy, I didn´t make mistakes, and I didn´t lose a battle, especially not to a cursed bathroom door! “Well, maybe I meant to! Shut up! “

In a star gazing style, our both palms were at the palm of our head and we leaned our head in it, soon I realized ray had been staring at me from my side. "Hey do you have web on your face?" Ray asked and I turned to look at him. "Why?" I Asked curious, "It's because it's like you have poops on your face it actually makes you look like a Star Nosed Mole." He said and laughed, I pulled a face and hit him on the shoulder before he could dodge. "Hey I don't find that funny okay..." I snapped at him pretending to be annoyed .

Ridiculous has never been his forte and the sudden injection of humour kills all my crazy rambling thoughts and quietens my doubts. He pulls another crazy face, equally silly, and shimmies against me like Patrick Swayze, only badly. No coordination on purpose. The face makes me break. He just looks so serious, yet not. Completely hilarious and I burst into a proper light-hearted laugh. Alexi smiles too, all dimples, white teeth and smooth eyebrows and a soft deep chuckle escapes him, I feel it rumble through his strong chest.

Harrison asked. “The great Alexander Lancaster is actually scared of something like this? So pathetic!” Hazel laughed playfully. She was so amused by this scenario. “Let me add more to his pain.” Harper pressed a button and it sent a meme to Alexander’s account. It was a picture of him and the surprised Pikachu face. Which described his situation perfectly. The kids laughed quietly, they were enjoying it. “He looks so stupid!” Henry exclaimed. “I bet he is fuming with anger right now. His face must be as red as an apple.” Hazel playfully added.

This was the first time in over three years I was apologizing to someone, I was a bit rusty. "Ha... Ha... Ha..." I raised my head up when I heard her uproar laughter. "God... You should see your face right now..." She mocked pointing at my face while holding her stomach. What was so funny? I rolled my eyes again crossing my hands on my chest. " What's so funny huh?" I scoffed glaring at her. She shook her head her head trying to stifle her laughter by biting her lips. My eyes caught her actions and my expression changed.

I say. His brows jump to his forehead as confusion takes over his expression. “What?” “I know you want to laugh.” I cross my arms over my chest. “So just get on with it.” “What do you mean laugh?” I can literally tell from his puffy cheeks that he’s suppressed it so much he’ll be exploding at any moment, so I do the most generous thing ever. I reach over and pink his right cheek with my index finger and thumb. Like I predicted he literally explodes with laughter, bending over and taking as much space as the car allows him. Slowly the humour of the situation begins to creep in on me and I soon find myself laughing.

Not to mention that he has no right to forbid me from going with other people. I really can't stand it! /CHÁT/ "Get the hell out of my world, you sick bastard!" I turned around and used my strength to hit him in the face, facing him with the eyes that were rolling with frustration and suffering that I gave him. JayPark was still dumbfounded after my slap, he laughed "Ha..." Just a very short and simple laugh like that, looking at him now is horrible. I quickly ran out of the WC before anything happened.

I hate unnecessary attention. “BOOH” I jumped in fright and turned around to see Kim laughing at me, and it went on for a while “Omg, you should have seen your face” “Make that face again please” She was certainly enjoying this, I rolled my eyes and looked at her, she couldn’t stop laughing no matter how much I glared at her. “Tell me when you’re done” I spoke whilst crossing my arms against my chest. She laughed even harder, I sighed, how bad was my facial expression that she’s dying from laughter. She stood up straight and flung her arms around me.

"What if he recognizes my arm?" I had never heard Rafael laugh like that before. He burst out laughing like I had told the funniest joke. His laughter sounded like the deep rumble of a mountain with the splash of ocean waves. "Recognize your arm?" He scoffed, still laughing. "Nothing is funny," I pouted. "Everything is funny." He wiped the tears from his eyes from laughing. "You should see your face." At this point, I didn't think I could hold my feigned anger.

“If you keep saying idiotic things like that it makes it hard for anyone not to worry.” “Woah. Did you just laugh?” I moved in front of him so I could see his face fully. “Show me your smile. If you smile then you should show your teeth and gums. Like this.” I pulled my lips as an example. “Stop that. You look like a monkey.” Ace shook his head and tried to hide his smile with his hand. “Don’t be shy. If you think you are ugly when you laugh then just laugh. You look good at everything. It would be refreshing to see you ugly laughing.”