Facepalm Funny Novels & Stories

All the hard lesson and practice were all for nothing. I was busy lampooning when I heard him forced a coughed. Gusto ko tuloy sakapin ang sarili ko at ma pa-facepalm. I wish the ground would suddenly open and swallow me alive, just to escape this awkward moment. Pero in my defense, I did that unconsciously dahil noon paman ay ginagawa ko nato kapag pawisan. I usually use the hem of my school skirt to wipe my face o kung minsan sleeve ng T-shirt ko kapag wala akong panyong dala.

I swear, he really freaked me out! I was thankful to see that he didn't move an inch from his position a while ago. I continue what I've been doing and I really need to bite my lip to control my laughter. Well, he look like the old man from the movie "UP", who was that again? Oh well, never mind. I took a picture of him and upload it to face book. After a minute or so, my phone buzzed and I picked it up to see a comment from Kathy. --"Nice pic! lol "

Chris chuckles, shaking his head at the same time. Beam smiled awkwardly while scratching his head. His two friends stared at him before amusement ruled and they all chuckled. ****🙄😉****

“I thought you were some creepy crime-watcher. Or…. or part of it! I was ready to punch you!” He crossed his arms, looking like he wanted the floor to swallow him. “It’s not funny.” “It’s hilarious. You should’ve seen your face when I gasped. You looked like you got caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar, except the cookies were felony-level roleplay.” “Stop.”

Classy. "Excuse me?" I tensed up, my face went pale. I slowly turned. "Hi, I'm sorry if I scared you." He apologized quickly. He didn't look this tall sitting down. He was at least a head taller than me. I quickly spat out the first thing my mind could think of. "Nah, you're fine. No! Um, not fine fine. I mean you are attractive-I mean, um...I meant it's okay." *Enter mental facepalm here*

"Good morning to you too. I could say the same to you. What's with the face?" "My face? There's something wrong with it? Could you be more specific? Is it this?" He crossed his eyes and puckered his lips. "Or this?" His features changed into a monkey like face, cheeks puffed out and moving his ears. I always wished I could do that. It was cute. "Or maybe this one?" He stuck his tongue out to touch the tip of his nose while his one eye wondered, making me crack up. "Yes! Definitely that one. It's just your entire face." We both were laughing so hard that my desk was shaking.

, I smiled. "Thanks a lot, bro. I really appreciate", Osmosis said. "This is one of the reason I didn't watch "Up"", the other guy said, cleaning up a tear. We all both laughed. Life can be so "funny". Minutes ago, I was scared to death about the same person I'm now laughing with. "I don't even know what you are talking about", Osmosis said to the other guy, laughing some more. He looked brand new, I was no longer seeing the monster I used to see.

Pokerface? “… I didn’t want you dancing with anyone else and especially not that Mitch of a man” The shock-stricken expression on my face was framable, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at his sorry excuse of a reason. In the end I had to respond accordingly because he was still my freaking boss!

Anger, agony, longing and pain. ”Ha! Haha! Hahaha!” He laughed like a crazy man. The small room reigned with his crazy laughter. He even stood up and walked back in front while still laughing. I watch him go crazy. He faced me and pointed to my face. His lips cracked with an unreadable smile as he did that. I’m fazed. In one blink, I felt a strong pain in my face and all I heard was the sound of his palm into my face. I immediately tasted blood on my mouth due to so much impact.

"Hang on. Don't tell me that's why you came at me with two machetes in hand and hunted me down the streets like a dog. I didn't do anything!" I let out a self-deprecating laugh. I now knew that in Joshua's eyes, I was nothing but a clown—a pet he could toy with as he pleased. Well, why should I stick around to be the object of their jokes?