Dating a Broke Billionaire
Whenever I was on a video call with my online boyfriend, I carefully angled the camera, terrified he might see my shabby rental.
One day, the ‘curtain’ behind him slipped, revealing an original Picasso.
I said, “Nice edit. It looks like the real thing.”
He angled the camera and showed my doodle next to the Picasso.
“Yeah, my dad said that this one’s worth the most.”
When the day came for us to finally meet in real life, I lugged two sacks of potatoes, ready to help him out.
The butler, dressed in a sharp suit, opened the door. “Ma’am, Mr. Rigsby has been waiting for you to pick out an engagement ring.”
My knees gave out. “Um… Are these potatoes enough to make a pot of stew?”