Filipino Jokes One Liner Novels & Stories

I passed them and heard them arguing again "You're really stupid, you almost said it, I'm really going to hate you there" "Because you called me stupid, you are stupider than me" I had a hard time opening the lock of my condo because I was suppressing my laughter, when I got inside I let out my laughter Shut up! I dropped my things on the sofa and immediately went to the kitchen, I opened the cabinets There and took out a piece of pancit Canton I'm hungry but my body is too tired to cook for so long and so many processed foods, that's why I go for the second choice which is pancit Canton--- spicy

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

(Jollibee, Philippines famous fast-food chain. Hey kids! I am not even rich. So, I gave them a laugh. But it turns they don’t like it… if I don’t manage to give it to them. Then I heard again Jeoff’s chuckle reason I kicked him kicked his foot under the table. He ignores me. I repeat it. Until Jeoff, drop his cluttery. “It’s annoying Lily.” Jeoff warned me. “The kids are asking something.” I point out. He gave me a bitter smile, showing that he didn’t care.

Pagkukwento ko at nagsitawanan naman sila. Knythe gave me a glass of tequila and asked, “mahirap ba turuan si Bullet?” I drank it first before answering, “yes and no. No, because he's a fast-learner. Yes, because he's so stubborn! Napakatigas ng ulo. Manang-mana sa pinagmanahan.” Iiling-iling na tugon ko at natawa naman siya. Hindi ko alam kung nakailang tanong pa sila. I don't know how many glasses I've drank but I somehow feel funny. Kumunot ang noo ko at tumingin sa dulo.

I said. "Sir, I don't understand ahm... speak English." He replied, D*mn it! nalimutan ko wala pala ako sa pinas, P*nyet*ng! (I forgot I'm not in the Philippines, mother f*cker!)

Could he be a scammer? : Kakaiba ka, hindi ako makapaniwala na makakaramdam ako ng ganito. (You're different, I couldn't believe I could feel this way.) I am shocked that he can speak Tagalog. I didn't think I could talk to anyone else who was good at Tagalog except Fritz, Ev, and my parents. : Are you Filipino? You can speak Tagalog... A few minutes passed without anyone replying so I just put my phone down again and closed my eyes.

“Are you not informed that the Philippines is also a democratic country? It means that I am free to speak my mind.” “Freedom has limitations,” I said. “So?” “See yourself if you are not stepping out of line.” “Oh, mommy? Are you hurt? Do you want me to say sorry now? How does daddy tame you when you're upset? Is he letting you touch his body?” My hands are shaking due to anger and fright. “I think you are wrong when you told me that I should not trust Filipinos. I forgot that every country has securities, such as buildings like this. And there's customers’ service that will be glad to help, I'm sure. Try to annoy me and I'm going to call them.”

Ehh, maybe dean will be displeased if I don't wait for him Manang convinced me a lot of times before I agreed, I'm also hungry huhu if I'm at home at this time we're already finish eating, and I'm just doing my social media, or maybe I'm already asleep I immediately entered the house and as soon as I arrived at the door, another of their housemates was supporting me to the dining room, as if I just wanted to sink into my position, being embarrassed, especially since I was the only one whom they are waiting for, I hurriedly approached Uncle Fred and kissed his cheek, a cheek to cheek greeting, because he doesn't want to give him a 'mano', a typical gesture of young Filipino people to the elde

Don’t tell me this is about Cebu? “About what you said earlier. What was the answer? I have a feeling that I wasn’t able to fully grasp the whole premise of the joke.” Laglag ang balikat na tumitig ako sa kaharap. I thought this is about that night but who am I kidding right? Gusto kong humalakhak sa kagagahan ko. Here I am standing awkwardly in front of the nation’s crown price, asked about the stupid things pero mas inuuna ko pang pagde-daydream.

The funniest you wouldn't want to miss, and the most caring you want to keep. They just know us because of our wrong doings but when you tried to live here, you would understand that this is a country full of respect. Even when you heard a cuss here, they just laugh at you because Filipinos are born to be funny,to gave happiness in others. It's really right that "IT'S MORE FUN IN THE PHILIPPINES."