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The Reunion

The Reunion

He raises his glass and she does the same. The more time passed, the drunker every single person got. Which definitely means more intoxicated singing. The karaoke classics for Filipinos come out, from Stupid Love by Salbakuta and Halik by Aegis to My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion and Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler. Everyone’s vibes are in harmony, all are having the time of their lives. Megan, Danica, and Felicity even manage to belt out a silly song that they have as an inside joke, entitled Fox Fart News. “HOY!!!!! Ano na?! MCDO NA TAYO74!!!” Naia slurs in maximum volume.
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The Rain That Reminds of You

The Rain That Reminds of You

sagot niya agad. Hearing those words made Euphie grin viciously. She looked up to the guy and said, “I really don't get it. Why do Filipinos have to apologize for something that we didn't really do? Called Ignorant, Pathetic and Reckless by people like you for some small damn reason, when the only thing we do was to welcome and treat you foreigners right better than we supposed to deserve.”
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Dream Dominant Collection

Dream Dominant Collection

"Best in the world!" He suddenly remembered he was talking to Bella. He looked up to see her staring at him, eyebrow raised. "Anyway, I had to head back to catch a flight. I took a jeepney—kinda like a pick-up truck-slash-bus. There's kind of an unwritten rule for these things. If you're the only Westerner on the bus and the all the women and children get off, you get off too. But I was running late. The jeepney stopped and a woman and her two kids got off, leaving just me with five Filipino men, all staring at me. They were conversing in Tagalog but I knew I was in trouble when the jeepney sped up. I mean it took off!"
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The Billionaire's Illegitimate Daughter

The Billionaire's Illegitimate Daughter

I love Mama! "You are kidding, Ma? I'm sure Bonnie's on cloud nine right now because of your approval," Pearl interrupted. I jokingly glare at her. She just stuck her tongue. Ben snickered. Nice friends! Grrr. We talk much over dinner but only casual topics. Mama's recipes for the night were superb and delicious. It was my favorite Filipino cuisine. She served Pochero, Ginataang hipon, Afritada and Ez favorite, Bicol Express.
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Entropy Trilogy 1: Melting The Hate

Entropy Trilogy 1: Melting The Hate

Lola and Lolo is a term widely used by Filipinos to address their grandmothers and grandfathers. “It's nothing,” they replied. "This place is great." I switched my gaze to my friends. “You, guys. I wasn’t expecting that you, all, will prepare something like this,” I said, looking at them generally. I felt a bead of tears formulate in the corner of my eyes. My heart was already in tears, tears of joy. “I appreciate this one,” I continued, my voice cracking. Who wouldn’t? It’s my first time to witness something like this, a surprise prepared for me. I slide down a finger on the bridge of my nose, I don’t know what to say. “I am grateful beyond words, guys. Ano pa ba? I really don’t know what t
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Loving the Heartless Singer

Loving the Heartless Singer

I tried to chuckle a little for him to understand that I’m not playing with his games anymore. Because the truth is I’m in pain right now seeing those eyes breaks me…. Those eyes don’t show any love right now. Please tell me it’s all just an act please… He looked at me full of astonishment on his face and tried to make me smile. That’s it Love tell me it’s all a joke. “Sorry miss are you Filipino? Why don’t you really know me, maybe you shouldn’t tease me anymore, if I’m not mistaken you’re the woman who called me non-stop right? ” his face was serious as he said that.
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I Hate You, But I Love You

I Hate You, But I Love You

"As far as I know, I have not violated any law and I am a good citizen of the Philippines. But why do I look like an unlucky woman?" Kim laughed, then smoothly released the arrow. She smiled when she hit the target. My friend turned around and patted my cheek. "It's better that you stop frowning, Fatima. Your face looks like crumpled paper, you might get old soon. Don't despair, you'll find a way out. No problem that cannot be solved."
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Mask

Mask

" you can still watch it soon baby, right now Tay, Krist and I should gather all information and strategies that Mr. grey has so that we could use it with you guys" " what the hell" I returned to my senses when my phone suddenly vibrated Off is calling.. what should I do?.. should I answer it? But... " Hello?" (Marupok ka Gun * here in the Philippines we call a person MARUPOK, when the person is easy to tease with or in other terms WEAK.. here Gun, is marupok because instead of not answering the call he immediately swiped and answered it without even thinking 🤔🤔😒😒)
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My Mafia Mystery: The Barefoot Princess

My Mafia Mystery: The Barefoot Princess

And our elite soldiers made specifically to ensure compliance would serve us well. “I hope you will let us have a turn with your new friend too,” Philipe teased from the other side of the table. “Besides, I’m not sure if you have enough Viagra to get that ninety year old penis to rise.” There were a couple of snorts and a ribbing or two, and I let them have their jokes. Even after all these years, they still didn’t understand that I do not share. Instead, I lit my cigarette and breathed in the nicotine filled smoke.
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The Mind Reader

The Mind Reader

Yachne suggested. Rye laughed when he heard Yachne. Everyone looked at him. "Does your laughter mean that I've said something wrong?" Yache asks. "Well, I don't know if Khali can offer you different kinds of movies that will never get old," Rye said. Khali pinches Rye's flank. Rye jumps a bit into what Khali has done. - Finally, everyone agreed to watch a Philippine comedy. Everyone enjoyed the movie because it made everyone laugh a lot.
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