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This is the English version of my book The Billionaire’s Son. This is a Romance Story of a boy who fell in love with someone he just met because of a one night stand on an accidental way. Arnaldo is already engaged to Sandra because of his parent's wish and not under his will. The story of The Billionaire’s Son revolves around the unique love between Arnaldo and Amelia, which began after a night they shared together. Due to the antics of their respective friends, Amelia found herself in a serious predicament. A web of lies spun by Sandra, aimed at both Arnaldo’s parents and Amelia, forced her to hide abroad for a long time with Arnaldo’s real child. How will Arnaldo discover the truth about Amelia and their child? How long can Sandra’s lies continue to deceive everyone?

Hanggang saan ka magsisikap na maabot ang iyong layunin? Nagawa mo bang ipagkanulo ang iyong mga kaibigan- kahit na hindi ka kamukha ng taong gagawa ng ganoong bagay? Gutom sa tagumpay at papuri, si Lily Jenkins ay tumanggap ng alok mula sa isang napakatagumpay na paaralan. Dahil sa kasakiman at pananabik ay nagawa niya ang mga bagay na hindi niya dapat gawin, na kung saan ang kanyang pagkakasala ay aatake sa kanya mamaya. Papayagan ba niya ang isang punong guro na ayusin ang kanyang kapalaran? O subukang umasa sa kanyang mga kaibigan kahit na hindi sila masyadong mapagkakatiwalaan? Alamin sa SCHOLAR, isang memoir kung paano makukuha ng paaralang ito ang kanilang mga estudyante sa kanilang mga marahas na bersyon. Batay sa totoong buhay na mga sitwasyong pang-akademiko, dadalhin ka ng maikling novella na ito sa isang kapanapanabik na paglalakbay nang walang mga bobong karakter, ngunit may mga taong mapaglihim na maaaring maging ang pangunahing tauhan, o maging ang may-akda mismo. Is she really a psychopath?

He kissed her in the shadow. It was mind-blowing, passionate, hot and daring. Ngunit hindi inaasahan ni Miranda na ang lalaking kinaiinisan ay siya palang nakasama niyang nagtampisaw sa kama nang tanggalin na niya ang piring sa kanyang mga mata. It was supposed to be his fiance', Fiore. His three years boyfriend whom she thought she had given her virginity. Instead, she was mistakenly devirginized by his fiance's bestfriend, Xylon Diaz. Kaya ganoon na lang ang galit ni Fiore sa kanya at wala nang kasalan na magaganap. Abot hanggang kailaliman ng lupa ang naging galit niya kay Xylon. Ngunit mapipilitan siyang pakisamahan si Xyle dahil na-stranded sila sa ancient country house na nasa gitna ng kakahuyan. Hanggang naramdaman niyang iba na ang gusto ng katawan niya. Nais pa niyang hagkan siya ni Xyle at maulit ang nangyari sa kanila. Sa pagbabalik ni Fiore, kailangan niyang mamili. Ang lalaking pinangakuan niya ng kanyang puso o ang lalaking ibig ng katawan niya.

Robin Serrano Mercader is a kind, caring and gorgeous scholar from Marinduque. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Aristotle Lecaroz, an exchange architect student from Harvard, a man with a passion. Robin fall in love with Aristotle the moment her eyes darted to his almond eyes. However, she's destined to marry Ricci Reyes. Robin takes an instant liking to Aristotle not until she learnt his a Lecaroz. However, when everything went well between Aristotle and Robin, the fued between Lecaroz and Mercader family arise. Robin begins to notices that Aristotle is actually rather generous at heart. But, the pressures of Aristotle's family as a heir leave him blind to Robin's affections and Ricci Reyes, her fiancee surface, it creates a chaos in their fresh bond. Finally, when the three rivalry family, Mercader, Lecaroz and Reyes threatens to come between them, Robin has to act fast. But will they ever find the deep love that they deserve? "Our love was more chaotic than war, yet the most calming thing." What path would you choose? The upright journey where your heart is safe or dangerous path ahead where your heart is at risk. Choose you fighter! Aristotle or Ricci?

Lara Night is Mr. Maximo Winston's secretary. A girl who has a dirty mind. She loves trying new things like s*x toys to fulfill her s*x**l fantasies. One day, Mr. Winston discovered her extreme sexual fantasy. Lara assumed it would be the end of her corporate career, but it turns out her boss loves it! The next thing she knew, she was having an intimate affair with her Boss who has an XL size.

Embedded in the undying feud between the Monroe's and the Villalobos was the bitter memory of the past when the father of the 5th generation of coven, Don Honoracio Monroe died out of unknown disease. His loss brought them commotion when the Villalobos presented a young lady as the Don's other daughter. Doña Victoria never recognized such disrespect to the good memories of her late husband and so she deprived the young Villalobos of her rights for her inheritance... Since that night, the killing never ended. Each of them was forced to leave the grand lives they had in order to keep their safety. In fear of his new born child, Vico sent Victorina Aurora together with their most trusted servant away... Since then, the search for the Monroe's heiress gets on fire. The Monroe's most trusted man, Alezzandro Vizmanos from the werewolves tribe found her in her new name as Blythe Hernandez and identity as a waitress in Ekztatica club, working hard for her ill mother. It's her needs that made her sign his proposal with eyes closed. Zandro held her tight in his fingers just what the Monroe's wants him to do. But he opposed the plan when he kept Blythe away from them... Little did they know, Zandro has been keeping wrath for the death of his dear Cassidy. The servant who took care of Blythe, she died for the Monroe's yet they never recognized her loyalty. Every night, as he watches Blythe sleeping peacefully, Zandro was tempted to kill her. But as days passed by, he used to see from her eyes the spark from Cassy's eyes he once adored. Blythe's giving his heart wild beats. Will he still continue his plan of killing her or he'll rather kill his heart to stop pulsating insanely?

Anastashia Franklin, a secret billionaire, a secret mafia queen, heir to the Franklin's Luxury Companies and the Ancestral Island of Royals. She is a vengeful woman. She wants to vanish the entire mafia world as her plan. She is a strong and independent woman. She fights for her rights as Arthuro Gatciano hides her daughter for a year. Arthuro Gatciano, the leader of Gatciano group of Mafias, multi-millionaire, and the member of Gatciano Circle. He is ruthless and arrogant man. But fell in love with Anastasia Franklin. Although their love story is like a rollercoaster that only one person goes through but the exchange is dangerous, circular, and alive. Will love win over the two of them or will the two of them just kill each other?

This story will show you the different kinds of love. Love that doesn't need an exchange. Love that allows you to let go. Love that can endure. Love that can sacrifice. Love that can forgive. Love that keeps you from chasing, and Love that shows you why second chances are worth it.Ellie Saavedra is a US based General Surgeon. Hindi inaasahang nabuntis ang kaniyang kaibigang ibinabalak na ipadala sa Pilipinas para maging temporary Surgeon sa isang branch ng ospital nila. Kinailangan niyang tulungan ang kaniyang malapit na kaibigang si Niana kaya wala siyang nagawa kundi ang palitan ito. Nang makabalik siya sa Pilipinas, hindi niya inaasahan na kung saang ospital sila ipinadala ay doon din pala nagtatrabaho bilang General Surgeon si Vic. Will she handle her emotion and completely forget Vic? Or she'll give up and fall for him again?

BOOK 1: TIMELESS ONES Ipinangako ni Fritz sa sarili niyang walang ibang babae siyang iaakyat sa dream house niya maliban kay Julia. Ang nag-iisang babaeng minahal at minamahal niya mula pagkabata. Pero nasira ang pangakong iyon nang hingin ng isang malapit na kaibigan na patuluyin niya doon ang isang nangangailangan na sa kalaunan ay napag-alaman niyang si Julia pala. Time is forever for those who love truly. Pero paano mangyayari iyon kung nariyan ang asawa ni Julia na siyang mas may higit na karapatan sa babaeng pinakamamahal niya? BOOK 2: JOURNEY TO FOREVER Nang tanggihan ni Claire ang inialok na kasal ni Lawrence at piliin ang Amerika, nasaktan noon ang binata. Pero nagbago ang ihip nang hangin makalipas ang walong araw ay maganap ang isang malagim na aksidenteng nagbigay daan sa muling pagsasanga ng buhay nina Lawrence at Anya. Ang unang babaeng minahal ng binata, ang unang babaeng pinangarap nito at ang nag-iisang babaeng hindi nawala sa puso nito sa loob ng mahabang panahon. At higit sa lahat ang pinakamamahal ni Lawrence pero minabuti nitong talikuran para sa kapanan ng iba. Pero hindi lang si Anya ang nagbalik sa buhay niya, kundi maging si Claire. Si Claire na mas nanaisin pang mawala nalang ang binata bago ito mapunta sa iba. BOOK 3: UNBROKEN VOW Bata pa si Sara nang una itong masilayan ni Benjamin. Pero nagkaroon na ito ng espesyal na parte sa kanyang puso. At masasabi niyang puso niya mismo ang nag-alaga ng bahaging iyon kaya hindi niya iyon nagawang ibigay sa iba. Ang isang tunay at wagas na pagmamahal ay walang pinipiling panahon o edad, minsan kailangan lang maghintay. Pero anong katiyakan ni Benjamin na hindi mahuhulog sa iba at babalik sa kanya ang dalaga kung ang tanging pinanghahawakan niya ay isang pangakong kung tutuusi'y posible ring masira?

His Luna Series #1 All Sabrina Cadwell wants is to live an ordinary life, exactly what her parents want. Even though her parents were no longer around, she made sure to uphold her promise. Her granddad has since taken over as her guardian. However, after living with him, she realized that they were extraordinary since no normal person would train in self-defense and handle lethal weapons regularly. She is aware that her father’s family are hunters, and she is the sole Cadwell who has refused to join them to fulfill her pledge to her deceased parents. She had to be an official hunter before she could know what they were hunting, therefore she had no idea. Little did she realize that her family were not ordinary hunters and that she, too, was not ordinary. Alpha Hades Davidson is the Alpha of the Silver Moon Pack in Euphria Town—one of Crestwood City's strongest packs. Despite being a formidable alpha, he was designed to be weakened in the absence of Luna. He has been seeking his mate but has been unsuccessful. He is the first Gifted to awaken, but even so, he struggles to fully control his wolf, which drives him to search for his mate. He's been seeking her for years and is starting to lose faith, but just as he is about to give up, his mate appears in the perfect place and at the right moment. But what if they run into each other? Will she be able to accept her fate when all she wants is a normal life? Will she choose to run away from it? Or will she choose to accept it?