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This is the English version of my book The Billionaire’s Son. This is a Romance Story of a boy who fell in love with someone he just met because of a one night stand on an accidental way. Arnaldo is already engaged to Sandra because of his parent's wish and not under his will. The story of The Billionaire’s Son revolves around the unique love between Arnaldo and Amelia, which began after a night they shared together. Due to the antics of their respective friends, Amelia found herself in a serious predicament. A web of lies spun by Sandra, aimed at both Arnaldo’s parents and Amelia, forced her to hide abroad for a long time with Arnaldo’s real child. How will Arnaldo discover the truth about Amelia and their child? How long can Sandra’s lies continue to deceive everyone?

Katerina Aguilar Romano, the sole heiress of Romano Real Estate is bound to be in a pragmatic marriage.  After learning that her parents are going to marry her off to a man she will never like, she decides to run away from home and hide. Damon Achilles Castellanos is a man born full of confidence and ego.  He is rich, handsome, and mysterious.  Women flock beneath his feet to beg for his affection. When he found out that Katerina ran away from him, he felt very insulted.  He thinks that the woman stepped on his ego.  Planning his revenge, he follows Katerina to her hiding place to carry out his plan—make her fall in love with him and leave her bleeding. Will Damon succeed in what he wants or will everything be a series of turned tables instead?  What if the simple fisherman that Katerina fell in love with is actually a cruel mafia boss?

Embedded in the undying feud between the Monroe's and the Villalobos was the bitter memory of the past when the father of the 5th generation of coven, Don Honoracio Monroe died out of unknown disease. His loss brought them commotion when the Villalobos presented a young lady as the Don's other daughter. Doña Victoria never recognized such disrespect to the good memories of her late husband and so she deprived the young Villalobos of her rights for her inheritance... Since that night, the killing never ended. Each of them was forced to leave the grand lives they had in order to keep their safety. In fear of his new born child, Vico sent Victorina Aurora together with their most trusted servant away... Since then, the search for the Monroe's heiress gets on fire. The Monroe's most trusted man, Alezzandro Vizmanos from the werewolves tribe found her in her new name as Blythe Hernandez and identity as a waitress in Ekztatica club, working hard for her ill mother. It's her needs that made her sign his proposal with eyes closed. Zandro held her tight in his fingers just what the Monroe's wants him to do. But he opposed the plan when he kept Blythe away from them... Little did they know, Zandro has been keeping wrath for the death of his dear Cassidy. The servant who took care of Blythe, she died for the Monroe's yet they never recognized her loyalty. Every night, as he watches Blythe sleeping peacefully, Zandro was tempted to kill her. But as days passed by, he used to see from her eyes the spark from Cassy's eyes he once adored. Blythe's giving his heart wild beats. Will he still continue his plan of killing her or he'll rather kill his heart to stop pulsating insanely?

"Who's that woman you're with on this picture? Are you the father of that baby she's holding?" Tears started to run down my cheeks. "Are you having an affair?!" I shouted at him, while my heart seems to be breaking into pieces. I gave everything I had for him, because that's how I love. My only dream is to have a happy and complete family with him, to have a child, but it seems that he's already fulfilling that dream to another woman. What can you really do if the man who promised you in front of God, that he would love you faithfully, is already secretly having an affair?

Lumaki si Dylan na walang kinatatakutan at ayaw na may ibang taong kumukontrol sa kaniyang buhay. Hindi rin siya friendly at hindi marunong magpakumbaba. Ngunit wala siyang choice nang ipasa sa kaniya ng ama ang trabaho nito—ang bantayan ang heartless at dominanteng anak ng isang Chairman na dati ay pinuno ng isang organization. Hindi gusto ni Alexander ang buhay na mayroon siya. Tinitingala siya ng lahat maliban sa isang taong may magaspang na pag-uugali. Dahil sa kagustuhang mabigyan ng hustisya ang pagkawala ng kaniyang ina, pinagbigyan niya ang gusto ng ama. At ipakita niya rin sa antipatikong lalaking kaniyang bodyguard kung ano ang kaya niyang gawin upang mabawasan ang kasungitan nito. Sa paglalaro ng emosyon ng bawat isa, sino ang unang susuko at mahuhulog sa bitag nang mapaglarong tadhana? Sino ang top at bottom sa dalawa?

Elona Del Santiago, seventeen years old, combative and always positive in life. She grew up with her aunt abusing and hurting her. Elona just wants a peaceful life where even if she's tired of working, it's okay. She will endure. Until the day came when she met Laurier, a gentleman. But what if… Elona finds out his best-kept secret? What if… he is not an ordinary person in this world? Is Elona ready to give up everything and accept Laurier? Or, will it all be a dark and a happy nightmare for her?

Casey Lopez left the province where she was born with no money in her pocket. She had experienced sleeping in the park with her new found friend Cora who is a beggar. She tried to look for a job, but no one accepts her. She needs to survive. Casey approached someone who could help her. She begged him to help her. Niccolo Marquez had promised to help her in one condition, she needs to pretend as his girlfriend in front of his parents. She said yes to him immediately. She was introduced as his girlfriend. Later on, she was announced as soon to be his wife. Niccolo wasn't in love with her, but he needs to marry her because he was pressured by his parents. Her life has changed when she married him. She fell in love with him, but he can't love her in return. Niccolo wants to leave her when he found out their marriage contract was fake, but she doesn't want to. Will she beg for him not to leave her? Will she be able to get the heart of the man she loves? But if not, would it be the end for them?

His Luna Series #1 All Sabrina Cadwell wants is to live an ordinary life, exactly what her parents want. Even though her parents were no longer around, she made sure to uphold her promise. Her granddad has since taken over as her guardian. However, after living with him, she realized that they were extraordinary since no normal person would train in self-defense and handle lethal weapons regularly. She is aware that her father’s family are hunters, and she is the sole Cadwell who has refused to join them to fulfill her pledge to her deceased parents. She had to be an official hunter before she could know what they were hunting, therefore she had no idea. Little did she realize that her family were not ordinary hunters and that she, too, was not ordinary. Alpha Hades Davidson is the Alpha of the Silver Moon Pack in Euphria Town—one of Crestwood City's strongest packs. Despite being a formidable alpha, he was designed to be weakened in the absence of Luna. He has been seeking his mate but has been unsuccessful. He is the first Gifted to awaken, but even so, he struggles to fully control his wolf, which drives him to search for his mate. He's been seeking her for years and is starting to lose faith, but just as he is about to give up, his mate appears in the perfect place and at the right moment. But what if they run into each other? Will she be able to accept her fate when all she wants is a normal life? Will she choose to run away from it? Or will she choose to accept it?

Chris Valhalla a hard headed vampire is addicted in human blood. He can kill more than 10 humans to satisfied himself from his thirst. He never listen to anyone nor to his father. Until the day he went back to the Philippines, and meet Rem Faxe a college student who hated vampires and her twin Ram Faxe who joined "VAMPIRE ASSASINATION" group that kills vampire. She believe that vampires killed her both parents. What will happen if they meet? Can Chris resist his thirst? What if Ram found out Chris and the Squad are vampires? What if Rem and Chris fell inlove with each other? Can Rem accept Chris? Let us join Chris and Rem to their adventure in Vampire world. Let us drink blood and kill human along with their journey! "Every vampire has their own weaknesses; and that is the reason why they are dead." - Lord Valmont

Alex ang mayamang pangalawang henerasyong tagapagmana ng prestihiyosong pamilyang Ambrose, sa wakas ay natapos na ang kanyang pitong taong mahabang programa sa pagsasanay sa kahirapan. Minsan ay isang milyonaryo ay hinubaran siya ng kanyang kayamanan upang malaman ang halaga ng pera at pagsusumikap. Ngayon, nabawi na niya ang kanyang pagiging milyonaryo. Ngunit sa wakas ay makakatagpo na ba ng kaligayahan at pag-ibig si Alex ngayong mayaman na ulit siya? Tunay bang ginto ang lahat ng kumikinang? Sa muling pagpasok ni Alex sa mundo ng kayamanan at pribilehiyo, dapat niyang i-navigate ang mga hamon ng pagkakasundo ng kanyang mga nakaraang karanasan sa kanyang kasalukuyang katotohanan. Nagbago ang mga tao sa paligid niya, at ganoon din siya. Ang mga dating kaibigan at bagong kakilala ay susubok sa kanyang integridad, habang ang mga potensyal na pag-iibigan ay magtatanong sa kanya ng tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig at kaligayahan. Samahan si Alex sa kanyang paglalakbay nang matuklasan niya na ang kayamanan lamang ay hindi makakabili ng pinakamahalagang bagay sa buhay. Makakahanap ba siya ng tunay na kaligayahan at pag-ibig, o ang mga bitag ng kayamanan ay magdadala sa kanya sa landas ng kawalan ng laman at kababawan? Tuklasin ang mga kumplikado ng kanyang buhay sa isang kuwento ng pagbabago, pagtuklas sa sarili, at paghahanap ng tunay na katuparan.