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Amalthea Romano is the most organized person you'd ever meet. From her closet, down to her study table, everything must be perfectly aligned. Ganoon din sa schedules niya! She's very goal oriented. She planned to graduate college, run the family business, get married eventually or maybe spend the rest of her life with her beloved pets. But one Sunday morning ruins it all. Papaanong biglang nasingit sa schedule niya ang maging babysitter?

STORY WITH EXPLICIT/MATURE CONTENT [R18]: (FIND ME: A LOVE THROUGH ETERNITY SEQUEL) Hindi pinangarap minsan man ni Jenny sa buhay niya ang maging kabit pero nangyari parin iyon. Kaya naman hindi siya nagdalawang isip na lumayo upang makalimot nang malaman niya ang totoo. But life is full of surprises dahil muling nagtagpo ang landas nilang dalawa ni Jason. Si Jason, ang lalaking unang umangkin ng lahat ng kaya niyang ibigay, at sa pagkakataong ito aware si Jenny na ang desire niya para sa dating nobyo ay mas matindi, at ganoon rin naman ito sa kaniya. The reason why she is so ready to get burned. Masyadong malakas ang pangangailangan nila para sa isa’t-isa that can even happen kahit sa simpleng pagtatama lamang ng kanilang mga mata.

Anjelouv Kristen Guerera a sole heiress of Hacienda Guerera has arranged marriage with Clinton Villamor a beast in the business world and a retired military officer. Their relationship runs smoothly but what will happen if one day Clinton's ex-lover will show up claiming that she and Clinton will be having a baby? Will they pursue their arranged marriage or they will let go of each other?

One impulsive night, one electric connection, and one decision that alters everything. When Amalia Suarez, isang masipag ngunit ang buhay ay nasa sa ilalim ng kontrol ng kanyang madrasta matapos pumanaw ang kanyang ama. She seeks escape from the pressures of her life, she finds herself swept into the arms of a mysterious stranger. Their chemistry is undeniable, and the night they share is unforgettable. But what was meant to be a fleeting moment of passion spirals into something life-altering when she discovers the consequences of their night. The stranger isn’t just anyone; he's a son of a billionaire at ang malala isang siyang spoiled at rebelde. Lahat ng inakala niyang magagandang katangian nito ay naglaho ng parang bula. Dylan, the one she one night stand with sees her as a threat to him and to his father. Especially when he felt that she could become his stepmother or was he just in denial because she was closer to his father? As their worlds collide in ways neither could have anticipated, Amalia grapples with a secret that could change everything—she’s pregnant. Naging komplikado ang lahat. It hurt even more when she found out that the man she once loved was already tied to another woman. It's something rich people do—arranged marriages. And when she learned the truth, she felt betrayed. Now, she feels lost, as if everyone has turned against her. Her life is ruined, she's pregnant, and she's been betrayed. So, she left, unknowingly distancing herself from them, and decided to live on her own with her son. But when the time came, she decided to go back—not for him or for anyone, but for her son’s life. She wanted him to have a good life, and to do that, she had to go back.

WARNING: [R18] STORY WITH EXPLICIT CONTENT Sa pagtakas ni Mia mula sa malungkot na buhay na ibinigay sa kaniya ng demonyo niyang kinakasama na si Bernie, isa lang ang hangarin niya. Ang magbagong buhay. Ang maging lubusang masaya. Hanggang sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay muli silang nagkita ni Erik. Si Erik ang unang lalaking minahal ni Mia. Isang uri ng pagmamahal na siya at ang hangin lamang ang nakakaalam. Dahil hindi niya iyon naipagtapat sa binata noong mga bata pa sila. Hindi nawala sa puso niya ang pagmamahal na iyon. Dahil sa loob ng mahabang panahon, aminado siya na ito lamang ang lalaking minahal niya. At iyon ang dahilan kaya nagagawa niyang ibigay kay Erik ang sarili niya. Nang paulit-ulit, kahit pa wala silang relasyon, kahit wala itong sinasabi. Masaya siya at totoong nakakalimutan niya si Bernie sa mga pagkakataon na kasama niya ang binata. Alam niyang hindi titigil si Bernie makuha lamang siya nito. Pero wala narin namang silbi sa kaniya ang buhay niya dahil para sa kaniya patapon na iyon. Kaya bago pa man madamay si Erik sa problema niya, mas nanaisin niyang mamatay nalang.

Reading and studying history was Aimi Allecxiannie’s primary source of excitement in her mundane life. One day, the unexpected happens— she is transported into the body of Avery Allecxiannie Lopez, a general’s daughter who happens to be engaged to a man she despises. It’s 1942, and the Japanese forces have just begun to conquer the Philippines. Will Aimi be ready to look Death in the eye or will she give up? Will she find love in the midst of a war? Will she forever be stuck in Avery Allecxiannie’s body? What happens when a 21st-century history major gets transported to the body of a 1940’s woman in the dawn of the Second World War?

WARNING: (R18) STORY WITH MATURE/EXPLICIT CONTENT (WILD FANTASY SEQUEL) Mula pagkabata ay si Lana lang ang babaeng pinangarap ni Marius. Iyon ang dahilan kaya hindi niya ito iniwan at nagawa niyang mahalin ang anak nito na si Andrea. Pero gumuho ang lahat sa kaniya nang piliin ni Lana si Andrew, ang ama ni Andrea. Nilamon ng galit ang dibdib ni Marius para kay Andrew at pinagplanuhan niya ang paghihiganti rito sa pamamagitan ni Samantha, ang napakagandang bunsong kapatid ng lalaki. Ang paibigin, iwan at saktan si Samantha, iyon ang totoong plano niya at hindi kasama roon ang ma-in love sa dalaga.

Varun Sebastian is a well known young businessman in their society. He built a strong name when it comes to business industry. He is devilish, mysterious and an intriguing man. He didn't give a shit to anyone. He have this authority that no one can invade. But all of a sudden... it will collapse when Pamela Juan comes into the picture. Proclaiming that he is her long lost fiance! Will he deny it? Or will he just accept her claim and become her fiance? Little did he know that this young woman has a big part on his past which ruined his trust on committing his self to any woman...

Elyse is divorced from her husband because of some reason, she tried very hard to find a job for her daughter because their company went bankrupt. One day while walking she saw a paper and it is written that they're looking for a maid, Elyse can't ignore it because of the salary. Then she applies for it and she got hired. The woman introduced her son to Elyse. Elyse thought that being a maid of a man called Xander is easy... Not knowing that her life would be changed because of that man... Elyse thought that being a maid of a man called Xander is easy... Not knowing her life would be changed because of that man...

Simple life was to be the most beautiful place around the corner of every individual's life. Both men and women dream of the most exciting journey. They dreamt to be in a place of perfection that was full of contentment and happiness. Sindy, the unconventional woman who used to see different things and creatures. Then one day, while she was working in her daily life, someone killed her sister and she used to see who it was. Next, upon the argument between her mother she was forced to find clues for her revenge. Dammier, Sylier, Adminicous and Xhander were there. The kings of every powerful house. They played the darkest hour of life symbolized by Violet, Blue, Red and Green. They used to follow rules and regulations to maintain their obligation. All of them have a different reason. They suffered alone and tied to the shackles of the chisel. And upon intertwining them something happened that changed everything. It becomes chaotic and all of them turn into decision making. While playing chaotic scenarios something that opened up a secret in the past that changed everyone. The questions that need to be answered: Who, What, When, Why and How? COPYRIGHTS © MXGCHEF PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME. Some words and scenes may not be suitable for young readers and yet read at our own risk.