Novel & Cerita Filipino Quotes Funny

" you can still watch it soon baby, right now Tay, Krist and I should gather all information and strategies that Mr. grey has so that we could use it with you guys" " what the hell" I returned to my senses when my phone suddenly vibrated Off is calling.. what should I do?.. should I answer it? But... " Hello?" (Marupok ka Gun * here in the Philippines we call a person MARUPOK, when the person is easy to tease with or in other terms WEAK.. here Gun, is marupok because instead of not answering the call he immediately swiped and answered it without even thinking 🤔🤔😒😒)

This is an insult to me. I grinned. "Cheap country? Aren't you aware that your country's massive producer of Gold is in the Philippines? And also pearls? Just because our language is not English you will already insult our country. Why? Do you feel too high because you're American? Aren't you being racist? For a person who works with Government, you are a fool and filthy and narrow-minded being that can't think about what's right and wrong. You have no difference from Homo Sapiens." I answer here. "You better quit your job and just work with all English people, or better be, a cavewoman. You're good at that."

40 “Whatever, go do what you want.” 41 “Whatever.” Could also be used as “I don’t know.” 42 Fighting pronounced the “Filipino” way. 43 Rumor/gossip. 44 “Your treat?” 45 “I’m game if it’s your treat.” 46 “That’s iiit!! That’s what I like! That’s what I missed about you!!” 47 “You think we’re okay now?” 48 “Awesome!” 49 “Wow, just because I order beer, I’m automatically straight?” 50 Gomez

Lumingon sa akin si Ena at hindi man lang nangingiti sa pagpapapansin ko sa kaniya! I rarely said those words! Those were the words that usually came out from the mouth of the typical lazy students! Pagod sa pag-upo at half-hearted na pakikinig sa discussion. Hindi naman ako ganoon at nang ginawa ko iyon ay hindi man lang siya natawa! Isn't it funny that I am imitating those lazy ass? And why do I need to explain it that it was a joke?

the host laughed "And then for those who bashed my husband, don't judge him, I'll admit that I was angry with him but when I found out the reason it disappeared, I even blamed myself more why I let him go the one who knows better when it comes to cooking, everyone said that my husband is useless and that I should divorce him, that won't happen! Will I tie the knot if I don't love my husband? Then I will accept everything from him, I can only ask, is there a perfect person?" Kino looked at the host and laughed "Ay nako sympre wala Mr. Fugo" Kino smiled while I was laughing like crazy and excited, this channel is nationwide, it even has an English translation at the bottom.

Lola and Lolo is a term widely used by Filipinos to address their grandmothers and grandfathers. “It's nothing,” they replied. "This place is great." I switched my gaze to my friends. “You, guys. I wasn’t expecting that you, all, will prepare something like this,” I said, looking at them generally. I felt a bead of tears formulate in the corner of my eyes. My heart was already in tears, tears of joy. “I appreciate this one,” I continued, my voice cracking. Who wouldn’t? It’s my first time to witness something like this, a surprise prepared for me. I slide down a finger on the bridge of my nose, I don’t know what to say. “I am grateful beyond words, guys. Ano pa ba? I really don’t know what t

Kay said Chuks frowned. "And na wetin dey pain me pass. If only they won this match, we for move higher" "Do you wanna cry?" Phil and Kay bursted into laughter. "Guys, its not funny na" "Your face expression is just so funny" Kay said while laughing "Just like the Penguins in Penguins of Madagascar" Phil said and they bursted into laughter including Chuks. "Alright, I would consider that an insult." Chuks said, took his beer and Gulped down a little.

Yes I really want to go in philippines pero bigla akong nanghina dahil biglang pumasok sa isip ko si sherwin. "Gusto kong umuwi ka muna ng pilipinas pumunta ka sa bahay ng pinsan mo si ate mo scarlet alam mo miss na miss ka na rin non." napatulala ako sa kanya at hindi alam kung anong sasabihin. Dati gustong gusto kong makapunta sa pilipinas aamin kong naginhawaan ako sa kanyang sinabi dahil narin sa pag banggit niya sa pangalan ni ate scarlet pero bigla ko rin siyang naisip.

Kai couldn't help but smile at her playful insistence, feeling a rush of happiness at her unexpected presence. "Oo, hindi ako nakalimot. Papakasalan kita (Yeah, I haven't forgotten. I'll marry you)," Kai replied, his tone carrying a hint of slang, causing Blessie's eyes to widen in surprise. "Hey! When did you learn to understand and speak Filipino?" Blessie exclaimed in response, her disbelief evident. The two of them shared a moment of laughter, their conversation flowing effortlessly as if they had never been apart. "You never fail to make my birthday less miserable. Thank you, Blessie," Kai said with a warm smile, holding her tightly in his arms.

Marimar Oquendo’s Point of View “See? That one’s got a tiny banana too.” “Yep—no curve to it at all, so you know it’s small.” “Ugh, Filipino guys are all just twigs down there.” I shook my head with a smile as I listened to Hapi ramble on. We were tucked into a McDonald’s—of all places—in what she said was the main town of her province. We’d arrived hours ago but had crashed for a nap at the bus terminal first; we were still dragging from the trip.