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I asked, or more likely yelled. He cupped his ears, "I can't hear you." "I said, Mahal kita!" I yelled in frustration towards his ear. He smirked. "Good." So it's Mahal Kita...I love you...Wait, don't tell me the meaning of it was what he wanted to hear... He messed my hair up, ruffling it. "Remember, although most Filipinos can speak English, not all of them can. Bear that in mind." He reminded me. "You have to be understanding and use common sense."

I love Mama! "You are kidding, Ma? I'm sure Bonnie's on cloud nine right now because of your approval," Pearl interrupted. I jokingly glare at her. She just stuck her tongue. Ben snickered. Nice friends! Grrr. We talk much over dinner but only casual topics. Mama's recipes for the night were superb and delicious. It was my favorite Filipino cuisine. She served Pochero, Ginataang hipon, Afritada and Ez favorite, Bicol Express.

He said, emphasizing the word. Smiling, I shook his hand and said, “Then deal.” Well well well. That was wrong. So wrong of me to agree to this silly game as I Didn't know what was waiting for me after that. “Alright, I’ll ask first an easy one. Are you ready?” I nodded and he smiled. “Who is the national president of the Philippines?” He asked. I smirked, “Too easy. Jose Rizal.” “Correct but you have to tell me his whole name.”

’ he thought that the Philippines doesn’t have a high ranker fighter that can use pressure control and got amused to the teenage girl who used it without lifting a finger “hoy! Kakampi mo ko! Pakawalan mo to!” (I’m your comrade! You should free me!) living for 3 years in the Phil, they already know how impatient Filipinos can be. He flinched when they saw the girl broke the mans’ neck The pressure got heavier and the girl clenched her hands ‘you! Planned it all!’ it’s unbelievable but the tropical weather becomes cold as the little girl let her frustration out Suddenly, she started running as if death is chasing her

(Inserted sad emoji) @johannhidalgo: It was because you’re too busy that you don’t even have time to take a chill, relax life, and go home here in the Philippines! (Inserted sarcastic grinning emoji) @waltermendoza: Haha, you know my situation here @johannhidalgo. Don’t worry, when I find time, I’ll make sure to make it up to you and Celyn. Anyway, congratulations and best wishes to you both @celynvhidalgo (Inserted two heart emojis)

Because it's expensive, we can't afford it every day. I filled my plate with food while still looking around. I really want to see Mr. Shein to find out what he looks like. "Manang (A Filipino word to call an old woman), is she here?" My heart suddenly pounded when I heard that voice. I don't know who it is, but I'm sure it's a man. Maybe Mr. Shein? Is that him? I can't wait to see him. I quickly finish my food. I panicked when I heard his footsteps coming my way. I almost choked. That's why I drank water in my glass.

Jerk! " Ano tapos ka na? " I asked him because he stopped laughing but I still hear small chuckles. " You never failed to make me smile baby " he seriously said like this is the first time that he laugh. I felt the sincerity in his voice as he utter those words. " Bakit parang insulto yun? " kasi feeling ko ang tanga tanga ko kaya ko siya napapatawa. Right? It's like an insult!

he said making me laugh out loud and I also broke away from the hug because I couldn't help it. "Is it forbidden to be happy?" I even spread my arms because of the pity I feel. "for sure it's just that my older brother is laughing like that!" anas he and he finished the drink "Cleya !!" I close my eyes because of that shout. "Omg! It's nice to come here in the Philippines! Omg! Happy birthday cous !!" it even grabbed me by both arms and shook me. I kinda hate the energy she's giving and I don't feel the genuine words coming from her.

Yachne suggested. Rye laughed when he heard Yachne. Everyone looked at him. "Does your laughter mean that I've said something wrong?" Yache asks. "Well, I don't know if Khali can offer you different kinds of movies that will never get old," Rye said. Khali pinches Rye's flank. Rye jumps a bit into what Khali has done. - Finally, everyone agreed to watch a Philippine comedy. Everyone enjoyed the movie because it made everyone laugh a lot.

I innocently said. Almost everyone was surprised by my act, acting like a real little sister to him... that without anyone knowing, deep inside, that guy smiled. That day ended with me on my way home and Ma'am Safira told us for a job well done. It doesn't look like that. I feel like she will scold me but that is not what happened. Arriving in front of the café, “Ay hopia, (Filipino expression)” I gasped when I saw him here in front of the café. “Why are you there again?”