Filipino Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Sarcastic I slowly close my eyes i feel the peace in this kingdom, i fell like im home. I open my eyes where am i? Its so dark i cant see anything! I hear some voices whispering in my ears i hate it! "Wag kang mawawalan ng pag asa hija" i heard it, whats this? "Zuri wake up" ""What do you think my daughter you can have a happy life?" Im scared, im so scared Its look like an echo inside in my mind "Baby dont hate me okay? Uhmmm daddy loves you so much kaya gising ka na"

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

I even stared at him, which made me flinch when Candice bumped into my side. I looked at Candice with narrowed eyes, "Why?" I asked, annoyed. She also looked at me with narrowed eyes, as if she hadn't shed a tear before answering my question, "That's our professor you're talking to, but if you're going to act like that," she whispered in response to my question. I cringed before facing the professor again, or rather, "punyemas" (Filipino slang for the F-word). I raised an eyebrow at him again, waiting for his answer to my question, "Nothing," he replied to my question before avoiding eye contact.

I stood up to excuse myself, to go to the bathroom. I didn’t say goodbye to Marl, because I knew he would just tease me more.. I walked towards the bathroom confidently, but I stopped when I heard what I thought was a couple at the table next to me. “They are so sweet, Darling. That’s why I love Filipina because, like her, you are too natural, too.” “Yeah. We Filipinos are like that, Honey. I love you.”

subukan mong magpakita sa pinas nang walang pera ipapahiya kita sa mga pinsan mo Frito" (Don't come home here in our province, try to come here in the Philippines without money, I'll embarrass you in front of your cousins.) "Hindi na kita anak, pinapahiya mo ako sa mga kamaganak ko rito.. akala ko ba naman porket hapon mapapangasawa ko giginhawa na buhay. haruki mahiya ka naman sa mga pinsan mo na naka graduate na ha p*****a kang bata ka wala kang kwenta"

(Translation: I really love Gage. Gage's brows creasing and asked, "Kanta in Philippines is sing. Do you want me to sing?" I chuckle. "No. I am just telling them how much I love you back too." I look back at my dad, Julio and Luis. I say to them, "Y si no lo acepta, que todavía quede con él incluso si va a odiarlo." (Translation: And if you do not accept him, I will still stay with him even if you will hate it.)

sagot niya agad. Hearing those words made Euphie grin viciously. She looked up to the guy and said, “I really don't get it. Why do Filipinos have to apologize for something that we didn't really do? Called Ignorant, Pathetic and Reckless by people like you for some small damn reason, when the only thing we do was to welcome and treat you foreigners right better than we supposed to deserve.”

she intones sarcastically. “Just kidding! Stop overthinking it! We Filipinos are like Hobbits – except for Francine. She’s Gandalf. We can fit anywhere. I’m sorry to say this but you’re all out of excuses, Kate. What’s it gonna be? Laban o Bawi (Fight or Take Back)?” “Just give me a few more minutes to think about all this. It’s not that simple, you know?” “Tick-tock tick-tock,” Terra says playfully.

“A few call-center people, drunk people, just-came-from-a-wake people… the usual.” “Hey, I know you can see and hear me!” the stray beside her interrupted. He was talking and screaming and whining non-stop, and Akira’s head began to ache. Of the short shift she worked in this 7-Eleven, it sure felt like a thousand days with this tireless, lost soul. Shut up, shut up, shut up! “’Just-came-from-a-wake people?’” Nate asked and pondered for a second before realizing what Akira meant. “Oh… pagpag.”

“Are you not informed that the Philippines is also a democratic country? It means that I am free to speak my mind.” “Freedom has limitations,” I said. “So?” “See yourself if you are not stepping out of line.” “Oh, mommy? Are you hurt? Do you want me to say sorry now? How does daddy tame you when you're upset? Is he letting you touch his body?” My hands are shaking due to anger and fright. “I think you are wrong when you told me that I should not trust Filipinos. I forgot that every country has securities, such as buildings like this. And there's customers’ service that will be glad to help, I'm sure. Try to annoy me and I'm going to call them.”