Filipino Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

Could he be a scammer? : Kakaiba ka, hindi ako makapaniwala na makakaramdam ako ng ganito. (You're different, I couldn't believe I could feel this way.) I am shocked that he can speak Tagalog. I didn't think I could talk to anyone else who was good at Tagalog except Fritz, Ev, and my parents. : Are you Filipino? You can speak Tagalog... A few minutes passed without anyone replying so I just put my phone down again and closed my eyes.

Habang kumakain, panay ang hirit ni Nathan ng jokes. "Alam mo ba kung anong sabi ng donut sa kape?" Napatingin si Thalia sa kanya. "Ano?" "Hindi kita kayang ‘espresso’ kung gaano kita ka-gusto." Napangiwi si Thalia. "Kadiri, Nathan! Ang corny!" Pero natawa pa rin siya.

Dinner was loud. Filipino-loud. Grant-family-loud. Chaos-loud. My titas sat at one side of the long table speaking rapid Filipino, mixing English every two seconds. “Tyler, ang gwapo mo nung nag-propose si Mason. (Tyler, you were so handsome when Mason proposed.)” “Umiyak ka pa nga! (You even cried!)” “Pareho kayo umiyak! (You both cried!)” “Ang cheesy n’yo. (You’re both so cheesy.)”

You know TT is the Filipino term for Penis. Pfttt! AHHAHHAHAHHA He's cute arghh! It's annoying because he looks like a teenager. "You know when I become your happy pill, you will overdose," I said randomly. “It's better that you help me check these requirements for us to wrap things as early as possible. Since you said you're my student assistant, it's your alibi, right? But, If you don't want to help me, then you better study hard while you're still on vacation.”

And that glint of amusement in his dark pools while he’s staring at my dumbfounded face. Slowly, the corner of his mouth curved into a heart-clenching and time-stopping smile. Nalimutan ko hindi lang surname ko maging ang utang ng Pilipinas sa World Bank dahil s angiting 'yon. “Cheers to that, Ms. Rodriguez.” Okay. Cow, you’re my fave animal in the whole wide freaking universe! Kahit mag adios motherfucking Earth ako tonight, ayos lang. Handa na ko, Jesus.

I passed them and heard them arguing again "You're really stupid, you almost said it, I'm really going to hate you there" "Because you called me stupid, you are stupider than me" I had a hard time opening the lock of my condo because I was suppressing my laughter, when I got inside I let out my laughter Shut up! I dropped my things on the sofa and immediately went to the kitchen, I opened the cabinets There and took out a piece of pancit Canton I'm hungry but my body is too tired to cook for so long and so many processed foods, that's why I go for the second choice which is pancit Canton--- spicy

laughed at the promise. It's probably because I was surprised that a dirty child was clinging to me. Why should I be happy, right? "Naturally, I was surprised, Gen. Maybe later it will be kicked and bitten." "There are no ghosts here. There are no ghosts. There are monsters." This is the answer. "You know, it's amazing that you know folk tales. Do you know the words you use in Tagalog? Can't it be Korean, Japanese, Russian, or Italian... Why Filipino and English?" I asked wonderingly. Of course, I'm Filipino, I just happened to ask here.

"Thank you for informing me. Thank you that it is just fine if I come with you," "That's nothing," "Salamat (Thank you)." I laughed at what he said. It's slang because of course, he's not a Filipino. Of course he's not really used to it. But the way he said it? I found it cute. I really founding it cute when other races try to speak in Filipino. "What?" he innocently asked. "Sorry for laughing. I just find it cute." He also laughed at what I said. I already taught him some basic Filipino words. Like: kumusta (hello), salamat (thank you), patawad (sorry), maganda (beautiful) and guwapo (handsome).

No problem when we will visit Sergio islands again i will bring her your to try this tasty food "You didn't liked it" she asked. I gave her smile and said "masarap ( delicious)" i said. Her eyes widened in shock and a smile crept on a face "You know how to speak Filipino language?" She asks and i nodded my head in yes. "You're such a sweet girl if you want to know any embarrassing stories about Andrew then come to me" she said. I looked at Andrew who looked shocked and nervous. I can't help but laughed at his expression.

And Anna knows she hit the nerve. "I am not sure. Perhaps, it didn't make it to the Philippines," Marcel responds while smiling strenuously. Annalia wanted to let out a laugh about how much she enjoyed the mood. "Oh, that's a shame to hear that. People are quite curious about it. I may not be familiar with your industry, but I'm confident that Filipinos will appreciate every business you run. Despite everything, you are Marcel Delatorre. You should market those! Am I right?" Although Annalia intended for her words to come across as recognition and praise for him, they came out sounding more satirical, which exactly was what she intended. To provoke him.