Filipino Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

Really? "You’re so gross!" my response disgustingly and I slapped his arms. “Just a joke! Don’t take it seriously” he said while laughing. I noticed he lost his eyes when laughing. Are you a chinito? [Chinito means a cute young chinese-filipino man with well cute asian eyes] "I will choose to become a seaman because I can earn enough money to pay back my parent’s sacrifices and hard work” I can see the sincerity in his eyes that his answer came from his heart.

tawa nung isa. Nilingon siya ni Philip, natatawa, "Uto-uto parin." I smiled at his remark. Pero nawala iyon nung may idinugtong siya. "Tsaka, swerte 'to eh," ngisi niya. Bago pa ako makalingon ay hinila niya na ako para makalayo sa mga tao roon. I absolutely know that it was me regarding his last statement. Shit, I can feel my face turning tomato!

Siya ulit. "Iihh! Ako nakakuha nito, eh! Tsaka favorite ko si Rilakkuma noh! Ayoko, pororo!" Parang bata kong saad. Ganito naman talaga ako pagKAIBIGAN ko na ang isang tao, kung tao ba tong kasama ko o hayop, pero hindi naman ako masyadong showy. Medyo lumalabas lang ang pagkamasayahin side ko. "Bilis na! Para memories natin sa isa't-isa!"

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"As far as I know, I have not violated any law and I am a good citizen of the Philippines. But why do I look like an unlucky woman?" Kim laughed, then smoothly released the arrow. She smiled when she hit the target. My friend turned around and patted my cheek. "It's better that you stop frowning, Fatima. Your face looks like crumpled paper, you might get old soon. Don't despair, you'll find a way out. No problem that cannot be solved."

napalingon ako sakanya ng kalabitin niya ako "Ako ba kinakausap mo?" Takang tanong ko "Kakalabitin ba kita kung hindi?" "Bakit ba?" I tried to look pissed. Natamaan kasi ang ego ko nung nalaman ko na mas matalino siya kesa sakin. "You're cursing the rain, ba't ka galit sa ulan?" "Napakaingay" sagot ko. "Sino?" "Both of you. Ikaw at ang ulan. Napakaingay niyo"

malamyang sagot ng iba. Bigla tuloy napakunot ang noo ni Teacher Fernando at matalim kaming tinignan. “I don’t like your tones! I already said not to slack off you greenhorns! Are you all dumb, stupid, or plain dumb!? Now, do you all understand!” I blinked multiple times. “Yes Teacher Fernando!” all of us intensely responded at same time. Wow grabe naman, talagang inulit pa yung salitang dumb ng dalwang beses. I can’t help but to shiver silently.

Siguro may naalala siyang best memories o nakakatawang katangahan niya kaya siya ganiyan? Hehe joke lang po! 'Yung mga kasamahan ko na failed din, nasa labas at nagsisimula na. Samantalang ako, nandito kinakausap itong matandang 'to na pangiti-ngiti lang na akala mo kinakausap o nagpapatawa ang baso ng kapeng hinahalo niya. Pinatawag niya 'ko at akala ko may sasabihin siyang kung ano. Pero ang tanging ginagawa niya lang ay ang ngumiti habang naghahalo ng kape.

Kuya Welch: Oh, bawal umiyak, kinasal lang si Louvier hindi namatay HAHAHA. Enjoy reading, and please leave some comments and pa-vote na rin😊