Flirty Tall Jokes Novels & Stories

It's very annoying when the person flirting with you is even bigger than you. "Stop dude, just tell me if you want me to fuck you, don't need to flirt with me anymore, it's annoying and creepy," I said laughing when I saw him pout. "You ain't no fun," he said. "Tsk, you just brought me here because you want my cock, right? You want to taste me again?" I asked him and swam towards the shallow part of the waterfall, Nile dive right next to me.

I backed away, running to go around him, but he blocked my route. " St- stay away from me." My voice was quivering so severely, and the man in front of me only smirked. " What if I don't, teeny bird? What are you going to do? Fly into the sky this time? I doubt those short legs of yours can take far," The blonde guy mocked, and I was affronted. How dare he call me short? At 5'9 ft, I was taller than most girls my age! " The king wants you back, and I'm too drunk to chase you. Let's go back, tiny bird." Jett, I think, said, making his friend chuckle. Was the tiny bird a thing now? Seriously?

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

"I am a foodie actually, it just doesn't show on my body" Jayden smiling, "hmmm and you do have a hot body if I may say so" "Are you flirting with me Jayden" "Maybe, aren't I quiet the charmer?" "..." Jayden doesn't want the lively conversation to turn awkward, "I was just joking, it's been so long, I can't remember when last I flirted, I believe I am a bit rusty" "You don't sound rusty to me. So tell me your own hobbies too"

I found it really amusing that even Alastair was cracking jokes now and then with these guys. "No one's gonna spare your tiny cock a second glance, Felix. Don't sweat yourself " Alastair said everyone cracked up at that. "Say for yourself. nothing about my dick is tiny" Felix said. Alastair grinned " Oh you don't want to point at me. I can assure you I'm beating you in that criteria too," he said winking at me. Oh, I haven't seen his manhood, so when he talks like that I got filthy images in my mind. Gosh, Clara. Behave at least!

“No, it is fine, you made me jump is all.” Hmm, I am unsure about that. But I am not going to make this any more awkward than it already has been. “I will keep my hands to myself” I joked, then realising how bad that sounded, I quickly put my head in my hands in embarrassment. Tate is suddenly laughing. “Ah you are funny, doll” he says between laughter. “No need to keep your hands to yourself.” he winks. See, it is little comments like this and the one earlier when he said about checking him out makes me certain he is flirting with me. But wouldn’t that be weird?

River snorts. The joke catches me off guard. "There's no way you have issues in that area." I hastily consider that perhaps I should not have said what I did, but once more…no filter today. I attempt to laugh to cover up my jealousy at women I don't even know who have the right to look at his naked body. "You'd be surprised," he says cryptically. I figured chicks would throw themselves at you. Don't women go wild about guys with tattoos and all that?" River is laughing. "They do."

“There was this messy-haired guy sitting in front of me—I tried to peek at his answers, but his back blocked everything.” “Was he cute?” I teased, slipping my arm around her shoulders as we walked. “Apparently a lot of girls think so,” she said with a wink. “But I’ll pass.” “Why? I heard he’s smart, funny, tall, in great shape, and pretty experienced.” “He’s taken,” Jenny grinned. “And he’s head over heels for his girlfriend—who happens to be smart, attractive, funny… and tall.” “Well, definitely taller than her ten-year-old brother,” I laughed. I loved how easy it was to tease her.

The moment the doors closed behind us, I exhaled, laughter finally spilling out halfway up the ride. “What’s funny?” he asked, glancing down at me, one brow raised. “That woman,” I said, grinning despite myself. “She likes you.” He frowned, utterly clueless. “Mae? Come on, baby, she’s just like that with everyone.” “Oh, please,” I scoffed, folding my arms. “I might be only twenty-four, but I can spot when someone’s flirting with what’s mine.” My tone was playful, but my words had an edge sharp enough to draw blood.

"But why are you telling me this? I thought you were joking." Flora's tears flowed freely down her cheeks as she clutched the bedsheet tightly. Her voice quivered, masking her deceit with hurt and disappointment. "Why would I joke about something so significant? After all the compliments you showered upon me, praising my beauty and my body, especially since you didn't expect someone as sophisticated as me to be a virgin. Why would I make up such a cruel joke?"