Flirty Tall Jokes Novels & Stories

snickering the golden boy threw his head back " God , how do you even fuck that bitch ? her hole is big enough to fit two of me or maybe your pencil c*ck is too small and you don't feel a thing " Some Longhorns gasped while the other snickered along with Jacob , hooting and jeering at Shotton . Understandably , Shotton who was being made the joke of the evening trembled in anger and the video shook even more but that lasted only for a few seconds , before it stabilised . " Oh yeah , you think that you are the shit huh , Knight ?" hollered Shotton " well news flash , you ain't on the top of the list anymore . "

I discovered my worth and knew I was strong. "Ava." Jenny yelled. "Yes?" I responded, breaking my train of thought. "You should find yourself a man, preferably a tall one, because you know, you're kind of short." Knowing how sensitive I was about my height, she cracked a joke. "Oh, stop, I'm not short." I argued with her, giving her the middle finger. "Certainly dwarf." She shot back, giggling at her insult as Charis burst out laughing, tears welling up in her eyes.

, Anjali complained with a cute pout. Alex chuckled and pulled her chin, " So what huh!! Don't forget that because of your short height you can easily feel my heartbeat which only beats for you. Not to mention this 6'2 tall man danced on your fingers ", Alex kissed her forehead. Anjali blushed and hid her face on his chest, " How could you flirt so easily at this age ". " Well all credit goes to my beautiful, hot, and sexy wife ", Hercules squeezed her butts. Anjali slapped his arm, " Stop it, Alex, you are getting old so it's better to act like a wise old man ", Anjali scolded.

The curvy woman was genuinely offended by the earlier joke and raised her hand, threatening to slap the petite woman. The tall woman, who had been quietly watching the spectacle, finally stepped in to diffuse the situation. She smiled, trying to ease the tension, "Alright, alright, I’ve got some juicy gossip. Wanna hear it?" “What kind of gossip?” The other two immediately stopped bickering, their attention fully on the tall woman. Even Lyla, who had been quietly listening from a distance, sat up straighter, her curiosity piqued.

I wasn't sure about the number because I couldn't lean over to begin counting from the end of the line because both my hands and legs had been tied behind my back, and then again, I didn't want to attract attention to myself. “This?” He asked, licking his lips mischievously as he pointed his fingers at one of the girls whose face I couldn't really see because she was at the far end of the line. “Nah, too skinny. I doubt she'd get any bid, let alone having her for myself” The Man with the oversized head and belly replied, and they both burst out in laughter. “Okay, Moose. That's a valid point” the younger Man let out referring to the older fellow. His words were choked by chuckles which appar

I can’t help but join in, concocting creative jokes that fit the scene perfectly. “Watch your step, Lily,” I tease, a mischievous glint in my eyes. “You’re turning the floor into your personal skating rink!” The maids erupt in laughter, each contributing their own humorous remark. “Lily, I think you’ve discovered a new sport: synchronized falling!” jokes one of the maids, prompting another round of laughter. Amidst the jovial atmosphere, the door unexpectedly swings open, revealing Lucien’s imposing figure. The room falls silent as the maids quickly excuse themselves, leaving me alone with Lucien. His emotionless gaze remains fixed on me, and a sense of anticipation fills the air.

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

Arthur easily snapped it out of the air, but his expression was one of angst. "Don't test me," Arthur growled. "Oh, I wouldn't want to. I've heard about your tests. They often come up positive for some kind of STI." The man burst out laughing, completely entertained with his crude joke. Several of the people he was with joined him, chuckling. "I'd be careful, sweetheart. This one gets around." He tilted his head to me feigning sympathy. I stared up at him in curiosity. Maybe it was people like this who perpetuated those sleazy rumors. I didn't believe him about Arthur.

She winked at him sexily, her immaculately made up face appearing much more extravagant under the sparkling lights of the event hall. "Am sorry Maya but I don't think I remember having any kind of conversation with you that would require you to look all over for me." He said with an eye roll, sliding past the still smiling, overly made up girl. I almost burst out laughing at that embarrassing dismissal, but I chose to hold myself just in case my innocent laugher annoys Mr almighty all over again. He had a terrible habit of getting mad at very unnecessary things. "Am sure you wouldn't remember much of it darling, I mean you are quite a busy man." The girl chirped as she followed behind, almos

" And you said that it was me and I was... so cute. Then I asked, how much do you like me and you said, too much... " " I did? " " Yes... " " But actually, I am stupid... you said he was approximately 27 years old, and Sid is only 25. I don't know why? I was so green with jealousy, when Sid started flirting with you." " He flirts in a very lighthearted way. It was nothing serious about it. Neither he nor I had any feelings for eachother. He was just teasing you as you were being over possessive and was answering him for me, when he was flirting with me. He is really funny just like uncle. "