Food Jokes Novels & Stories

(ARIELLE'S POV) A couple of shots later, the air was more loose around us and we were both laughing at a silly joke he’d made. I couldn’t remember what it was but I laughed so hard my insides began to hurt. “I think my intestines just exploded inside,” I joked, and we broke into another round of laughter. I looked around half consciously, to be sure we weren’t disturbing the other customers. “Think we’re too loud?” I whispered to Jared.

I was giggling like a loon. “A corpse went to a rheumatologist, and said he was feeling rather stiff-” “That's hilarious!” I laughed. “That's not the joke-” “I love this cheese. Mmm. Cheese and crackers,” I sang, munching on the hors d'oeuvres. “Ooo! And there's brie! And crab dip-” “Do you want to hear the joke or not!” he boomed. “Eh, not really. No.”

And they all laughed. Hahaha, very funny, so funny I can't stop laughing :-| . Wow, I've never heard a better joke in my entire life. *insert eye roll*. Lowkey hospital jokes were really lame. And doctors don't fucking know how to joke, most of them have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. "Your child is fine. Ha, you wish, April fool's, your child only has two days to live." What is the name of a lab coat with that lame humor?

I joked He didn’t laugh or even blink “then I won’t eat it” He said it firmly that is why I was a little bit startled. I am trying to stop myself from laughing but I ended up laughing so hard “Why so serious huh? Look it was my first time to joke and you didn’t laugh” I said “Because I don’t want to forget your name, I don’t want to forget you” he said and continued eating I stopped laughing and smiled at him “I know it is a bad joke so I am sorry about it but please at least try it”

what's up, you want marriage now or you wanna tell me there's another guy who's after you"? He laughed and they both did. "You better keep your jokes to yourself because am having stomach cramps now, no more jokes okay...just stop". She couldn't laugh anymore because she had exercised her lungs too much all at the same time.

We started eating and just talk about music and his lame pick-up lines that I admit sells me. “I have a joke” he said while having a big bites on his bake mac. "What?" "What do you call a fat bee?" "What?" "CHUB-BEE zzz zzzz" I smile at his failed joke but he laughs with laughter it looks like he enjoyed his jokes before. "You know you just ate there so we could go home" he laughed and continued eating and so did I. After we east he paid the bills and drove me home. "See you tomorrow," I said as he looked out the window of his car.

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

I arched a brow. “Then I guess I have to name all 193 countries.” He smiled tight-lipped. “Don’t worry, I’m patient.” I fork my food as I kept staring at him while he does the same, “You’re really not going to leave me alone, are you?” “Nope.” He pops the P. “Alright, this knock knock joke is going to make you pee.” I placed my fork don to be attentive, “Okay, let’s hear it.” “How to make a tissue dance?” He smirks at me.

"You may be right, but only a crazy man will starve himself to death, in which there are faster means to death available." Alexis burst to a round of laughter at the joke from Jude, because it was so hilarious to her, even Jude also laugh at his own joke as well. "So tell me Jude, the faster means to death." Alexis said still laughing, she then folded her arms together and she looked so serious.

he says after a few minutes, tapping his fingers lightly on the steering wheel, “I’m really good at cheering people up. You wanna let me try?” “I don’t think anything is going to fix how I feel right now, Jack.” “Challenge accepted.” He grins, turning to look at me briefly. “Okay. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?” I raise an eyebrow. “What?” “Sofishticated.” I burst out laughing, shaking my head. It was so stupid and so terrible, but it worked. “See?” He laughs, clearly proud of himself. “Told you I’m magic. One bad joke and you’re already smiling.”