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I half shouted, but I quickly realized how rude I was and apologized, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to yell at you.” The guy just brushed it off with a silly laugh. “It’s fine. I shouldn’t have grabbed you like that, too,” he admitted. “It will surely make people misunderstand,” he added. “Look, I’m in a hurry so I think I’ll pass on the fortune telling for now,” I told him. [I don’t believe in them either. So, what’s the point in getting a reading?] I sarcastically thought. “That’s unfortunate,” the guy became a little sad.

She muttered and softly chuckled, and she looked at the pendant on her lap. "Yeah! And, hey, the fortune-teller woman told me some other crazy sh*ts. I don't know if you will believe it, but I... I kind of find it... True. I mean, she had powers to see future and past events in one's life, right? And she told me a few. It's creepy, but I think it's worth it." I continued and saw she seemed intrigued about it. "Ooh, let me guess. Did she tell you that she had seen it coming that she could meet you in person? That we could do it even without her help? Did she?" Syd knowingly asked, and I nodded my head.

"Well, well. If it isn't Ursula. Still breaking your back for that useless company? Let me give you some advice. Stop wasting your time. That company is already doomed." Her words were laced with venom, every word hurting my heart. I took a deep breath and forced myself to remain calm. "Stop spouting nonsense. The company's condition is improving. I'll definitely help them get back up." Fiona chuckled coldly. "Get back up? You're simply building castles in the air." She then leaned in closer. "Don't tell me you really think that leak at the company was just a coincidence?" My heart skipped a beat, and I asked her. "What are you saying?"

"Eli, I'm on a train. Heading back home now. I will reach around 6.45 pm. Let's meet up later, I'll treat you to a meal." Eli immediately agreed. "Okay, call me when you arrive. I'll pick you up at the entrance of the train station. Love you." Reading Eli's text, Stella smiled. Eli was still a passionate and optimistic girl. However, Stella didn't know what to reply, so she closed her phone. "I learnt about fortune-telling. How about I tell you your fortune?" the man offered. Stella looked at the man. Fortune-telling was just psychological trick. She majored in psychology.

The old man's eyes bore into his, a faint smile playing at the corner of his lips. "You, my dear sir, are destined to tread a path fraught with challenges when it comes to matters of love and happiness," the fortune teller declared, his words hanging in the air like a lingering mist. Nathan's patience wore thin, his skepticism hardening into irritation. "A path filled with challenges? That's rather vague." The fortune teller merely chuckled, his eyes gleaming with an enigmatic light. Nathan's annoyance grew, and he pushed back his chair abruptly, his voice tinged with frustration. "This is nonsense. You're nothing but a con artist."

This is straight-up fantasy! [Photoshopped. I don't believe it.] [I just passed by that alley. I saw Tyson running with the money like a maniac!] [Oh, my god. The Goddess of Luck actually works!!] Tyson's post was like a massive rock thrown into a calm lake, sending waves everywhere. Before anyone could recover from the shock, that afternoon, a second miracle arrived.

“What do you know? Must be fate.” I start walking again. “Or I’m in hell.” I hear his intoxicating chuckle as he follows me in silence to the next class. I take my seat, almost in the back. He still sits close, but this time he was diagonal from me and out of my line of vision. Maybe, just maybe, I’d be able to focus in this class. I think I heard fate laugh at me. “What the hell were you and Ryan talking about?”

She hissed, concentrated on adjusting her mirror and continued driving along Ahmadu Bello way, normally at this time we'd be doing selfies or something else, but this is too serious a discussion to take out any phone. "She's one of those people who go to those fake clerics who give them fake prophecies about themselves. These prophecies then break homes apart. I don't even know what prompted her to visit them, my mother in law told her if my plan and next thing she's calling baby, telling him to be careful who he'd not be promoted because I've used his glory. Apparently, she wants him to come do some cleansing bath or rubbish." I sighed and looked out the window with a roll of my eyes. All t

She tells me that I am a girl on an important journey, and that there are depths to me that I have yet to discover. So far, all of that is true, although it’s probably true of nearly everyone in this mall. Maybe Sarah was right, and this was a waste. But then, the old fortune teller flips over a card that makes her let out a small gasp, then go quiet. I lean over to look. The card is upside down, but it depicts a rabbit, skinny and tall and white, standing under a full moon. Its eyes are red, and its teeth are long. “This is an unusual card,” the old woman murmurs. “And especially rare to see inverted.”

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