Funniest Asian Novels & Stories

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

The ladies said to the Asian guy, "If Claire hears you saying all these things to him, she will be so angry, and you should know that she is only beautiful when she is not angry." The guy chuckled, not bothered by the words he was told. He looked at Finn, whose gaze had been locked to the floor, "I can see you enjoy girls fighting for you, you are surely a weakling." Still, no reaction whatsoever came from Finn. "Oh, I remember something about why your ma'am must have invited my brothers and me here." That got Finn's eyes raised at him. The Asian guy smiled, seeing that he got his attention. He continued his words, "It is either you didn't satisfy her in bed, that is if you have slept with h

Sam gasped out between giggles as he wiped the tears from his eyes. "The food at a place like that must have been pretty good," Brent said. "Yeah," Aian gave a wistful sigh as he remembered all the delicious smells and flavors. "It was amazing." It sent his two friends back into fits of laughter after they had barely begun to calm down. "He's got you by the stomach, Yanyan. You’re a goner," his purple haired friend proclaimed as if it was the truth. Aian glared at his two best friends, tears of laughter now running down their faces. "I don't see what's so funny."

Angela was too angry and emotional to react properly and Antonio noticed of course, he paused and stared at the fellow predator like a wolf being protective of his little one. The Asian was no other than his rival, the popular Korean actor Hyunmin Woo. The Asian superstar was at least someone worthy enough to be considered a rival by Antonio Montero, so this alone makes him stand out. He’s just 3 cm shorter than Giant Antonio and with his face card and cute charms, this former winner of Mr Asia and child model still fails to be able to at least intimidate Antonio Montero or even make him feel slightly insecure, well until now. “What's that?”

A racist move a lot of my fellow Asians experienced ever since we were introduced to this ugly world. I gave her a smirk before pulling her arm so she would just stop clinging to Amelia. I would’ve let her go, only if she didn’t make such a bad joke that offended me. There are other jokes out there that are funny, so why does she have to use this type of jokes that would offend people? “Was that funny?” I asked, as I made sure to whisper those words to her ear.

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

Zain said casually as if he just did not do something stupid. Varun burst out laughing and everyone at the table looked at him. "Shit. Sorry" Varun said while controlling his laugh but could not and looking at him even Zain burst out laughing making me roll my eyes. How come these creatures are my friends? I asked myself looking at them who were laughing like hyenas. "Are you two okay?" I heard sweet voice coming from Corgi and I looked at her who was looking concerned staring at my best friends. "Oh, they are completely fine, it's just that normal people get panic attacks and these two get Laughing attacks" Aarav said waving his hand as if it's not a big deal and this time the whole table b

She paused slightly before getting in, she lifts her head to look at me one last time before entering the car. Ladies. The drive back to the hotel was quieter. Not uncomfortable. Just tired. Asia leaned her head back against the seat, staring out at the city while rain slid down the windows. “You’re falling asleep.” “I’m resting my eyes.” “That sounds fake.” “So does your personality.” She said I half smiled. When we got back to the suite, Asia kicked off her heels immediately. “That,” she announced, “was cruel and unusual punishment.” “You handled it well.” The words slipped out before I could reconsider them.

CHAPTER 123: Opening Up The Wound No one’s POV: Kaizer, Dean and Hoonie snorted and bursted into laughter because they imagined what happened to Blake. “Oh my gosh, the richest son of South Korea experienced that thing, that was horrible! Ha ha ha ha!” Kaizer laughed and mocked him.

Wu Yifan looked as bored as usual, but the corner of his lips were twitching. Yun Yang turned to the ugly cat sitting at the head of the crane with a cupped hand. “Apologies, but can you believe this boy, Master? He thinks we are humans? The funniest joke I’ve ever heard today!”