Funniest Asian Novels & Stories

He replies to dad, and this really got me as I end up bursting into laughter, causing them to stare at me weirdly like I'd just lost my mind. "Sorry about that, but you? Your kind of woman? Do you have a kind of woman? I've never seen you with any lady, so who is your kind of woman?" I try not to laugh again, although it's pretty difficult, because that was the funniest joke I've ever heard in years. It wasn't supposed to be funny, but coming from Asher, I consider it funny.

All them Oriental guys got little dicks. Bobby felt he had to respond to that. ‘I’m not Japanese,’ he said. ‘Well, ’scuse me.’ ‘Japanese people are very good, but I am Chinese American.’ ‘Oh.’ ‘And my dick ...’ ‘Yeah?’ ‘It’s big enough to make you scream.’ The guy let go of the girl. He really couldn’t believe what he’d just heard. ‘You said what?’ ‘You shouldn’t say bad things about Asian guys. Maybe you want to take it back.’

Chris smiled "I just needed your opinion about this car, is it nice?" Asia nodded her head vigorously "of course it's nice, only a fool would say it's not nice..... just look at it, it's amazing". Chris nodded "yes I know, that's your birthday gift" Asia's eyes widened "what! No way! tell me you are joking" Asia screamed out in disbelief. Chris smiled.. "do I look like I'm joking?" Asia was so excited she jumped on Chris who was caught off guard and he almost fell "ahhhhh I'm so happy, so happy, happy, happy! this is the best birthday ever" Asia was screaming in joy, making so much noise, she couldn't believe it.

Then another. “Oh, my God!” Elena burst into laughter so hard she doubled over. Tears filled her eyes almost instantly as she struggled to catch her breath. “You…” She gasped between laughs. “… you’re actually…” “WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!” I continued to bark. “… doing it!” She continued to double over laughing hard. She grabbed her stomach with both hands. I wanted to stop. Desperately. Instead another bark escaped. Ash was no help whatsoever. He was laughing harder than Elena. “This is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in centuries.”

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

Fucker always knows when I'm here. "Bitch don't do that to me" Asia yells out with strawberries and Nutella hanging out of her mouth. "Don't you ever leave me again Casey! Although this is a nice place to run off to but still you had me worried sick" Asia says with her usual attitude. "Yeah yeah yeah you can't stay mad at me for long. You love me too much" I say as Soren passes me a full plate of food and a large glass of mango pineapple juice before plopping down next to Asia as Letty shoots Dom. Oh they have the sixth movie on now. Not one of my favs but it's still good. As Soren starts making pancakes my loves walk into the kitchen, freshly showered and laughing at something. They rush ov

When suddenly, a burst of laughter was heard. "!?" Everyone turned to where the loud laughter was coming from. They saw a man on top of a relatively large rock as if tickled by a thousand hands. None other than Jin, the king of annoying laughter. "Felix .... hahaha ... a bodyguard .... hahaha .... what a joke! Hahaha! hahaha! hahaha........... ! " Even Felix was disgusted with Jin's laughter. Ever since he became Supreme Grandboss no one dare to laughed at him like Jin does. But there was nothing he could do, he knew Jin for being naughty for a long time.

Farhan asked, trying to stop his laughter. "No, I laughed at you instead," Kania replied, holding back her laughter. "Me? What's so funny about me?" Farhan asked again, looking at the face of the girl in front of him. "I just realized your face looks like an ape," said Kania, covering her mouth not to laugh. "What? I thought you laughed at that weirdo earlier. You know, Nia? You are the one who says I look like an ape, while many girls call me like Jungkook," said Farhan with a proud smile.

weird guy : you became a fortune teller huh me : when you became a fortune teller why can't I become one Ash : are you guys having a couple fight me and weird guy : couple fight huh we both said at a time and looked at eachother and turned back me : who the hell is couple nishanth : you both are really fighting and cursing eachother like a couple me and weird guy : never why he is answering the same answer and at the same time weird guy : dont act smart me : for your kind information I don't need to act smart I'm already smart weird guy : nice joke me : joker is talking about a joke too funny weird guy : whom you called joker you clown me : mind your words mister niha : guys stop fighting me

"Panda. I think Jia killed the receptionist." I stare at him before I burst. "PffffffffttttHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA" I double over laughing so much that it starts to hurt, tears welling up in eyes. "WTF ASH?! HAHAHA WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? FUCKING RANDOM?! HAHAHAHA" I laugh and Ash looks offended.