Funniest Cartman Novels & Stories

At this point, I had given up already, and I was just hoping that the worst wouldn't happen. To think that I was being manhandled by this man, and none of them could ever help me. "Mere looking at her, you'd know that she is very fertile. She will definitely fill your home with plenty wolf babies." The emcee said, and they whole audience started laughing at me, again. I was just so pained. Here I was, sitting down in front of an audience of men who loved to capitalize on the weaknesses of others. The most annoying part of it was that they were actually laughing like drunk fools who had lost their minds. In all honesty, I actually didn't find anything funny in all the naughty jokes that they

Karter jokes around the whole dinner, only pissing Lynn off a little but every time she looks at me, I give her a smile and her eyes soften. I on the other hand, love Karter’s humor. He just makes weird dad jokes sometimes and Lynn finds those the most annoying. Jayce feeds the fire though, he encourages the jokes and sometimes he catches Ryker off guard, making him laugh along. Maybe this is what Ryker meant by fun immaturity. Once we’re all done, we pile back into our cars and resume the road trip. Lunch was nice, I need to get more cinnamon roll pancakes in the future. Kehlani gets back into the drivers seat and Ryker sits at my side.

“This.” I went cross eyed trying to look at it, which apparently was the funniest thing that had happened in this fort all day, because Evans absolutely lost it, laughing hard enough that he had to brace a hand against the collapsing pillow wall to keep from tipping over completely, and the sound of it, real and unguarded and nothing like the careful controlled laugh he usually performed, pulled another one out of me before I could stop it. “You’re ridiculous,” I said, plucking the marshmallow off my nose and eating it out of pure spite.

Although it was not on record that he killed, murdered, raped or extorted anyone unjustly, but if anyone offends him so much that he says to his followers, ‘no mercy’ then the person would be rendered useless for life whichever way he chooses. He was simply naughty and mischievous by nature. Vera snatched her hand from his grip, which he had grabbed mid-air and spitting out some funny words to him “you dare not touch me now, if you do, Martins will deal with you.” Rohan had never heard such a funny joke in his entire life. Of all the people who can deal with him was Martins. It was the joke of the century; it was so funny to him that he laughed out so hard that his assistant Omar who was on

"Me... I mean, the... the Carter brothers and I... we... we kind of made out. Not just made out..." The silence that followed was deafening. Anny was certain she had never seen Morgan look that dumbstruck in all their years of friendship, not even when she had pranked Morgan with a bald cap that looked disturbingly realistic or when Morgan had walked in on her attempting to dye her hair pink and ending up with a shade closer to radioactive salmon. For ten agonizing seconds, Morgan said nothing. She simply stared at the screen as if waiting for Anny to burst out laughing and declare it all an elaborate joke.

I finally sat down and took a sip of coffee that was no longer strong enough for my life. “Your children are so funny when they fight,” Aunt Carmen said with a laugh. I looked at her without expression. “I’m glad my suffering has entertainment value.” From Mamá’s lap, Issa pointed at Max with a butter-sticky hand. “He’s not cute. He’s a criminal.” “I’m not a criminal.” Max wiped his nose with the back of his hand. “I’m a businessman.” The dining room exploded. Papá actually put a hand to his chest. Mamá kissed Issa’s head. Fiona laughed the hardest, her head thrown back, the ring on her finger catching the morning light. Theo slapped the table twice, laughing under his breath.

, Harry finishes. Cam has his mouth open then shuts it like a fish out of water- wanting to laugh but holding it in, which leads to Perry and Harry softly giggling at him then leads me to full on laugh. Everyone turns their attention towards us as Cam still looks like a fish out of water- our small group continues to laugh at Cam until two sluts decide to make their presence known. “What are freaks laughing about?”, one says.