Funniest Zodiac Signs Novels & Stories

Levi says, deadpanning at Jin. The Ursa Major is the only opposing family Southern birds and Zodiacs have. "Still--" "They had been disrespecting you since your first year as our guardian, Jinan. What are you even thinking? Are you just gonna let those bastards step on us?" Levi says. "Stop it, Levi! It's my fault. I'm the only one that should suffer--not the lunarians."

I whispered in shock. I heard Caspian clear his throat. “Yeah about that, she fit the description too.” That's too weird. And now I'm starting to think the moon goddess's clues were wrong. “Which of them?” I asked carefully. “For one, she's a Sagittarius. Born November 26th.” I knew it was stupid when Nyla said we were looking for Sagittarius girls! Nobody believed zodiac signs meant anything, right? But I'm willing to put my personal beliefs aside if that helps lift the curse.

It's my fault why they weren't able to attend this event. Archmaster just sighed and shook his head. “Let’s not waste our time to people who aren’t here. Let’s have Ms. Deborah Castro. She’s the chosen Taurus, the bull of the Zodiacs.” He didn't waited for much time and moved over to the next zodiac. Aw, I was the one who should be blamed here.

He knew that the others were always being unfair to her, of course he never allowed anything extreme to happen to her, at least during classes. Atarah stood up slowly, there was nothing beautiful about that question anyway. Anyone of these numb skulls could easily read a book or something to get the answer. "The twelve months of a year ranging from January to December all have different affinities when the moon shines out, for example those born on the month of May are regarded as fire wolves or maybe august as lightning wolves......." That was enough, Atarah could proudly sit down and take a rest, avoid being in the spotlight but a foolish grin formed on her face and she continued.

Josie had no idea it was a trap as she responded happily, "Yes, I'm a Scorpio. Are you into astrology as well? What a coincidence! I also love astrology!" Ambrose tapped his fingers on the table casually and said, "That's right then. Scorpios can be described in three words: cunning, crafty, and ruthless!"

“So, Uhm, have you given any thought to going out some time? Not, pushing, just curious.” Oh, that. I had forgotten about that. “Zeke, you’re a nice guy and all that, but I don’t date jocks,” I tell him, hoping I don’t offend him, especially since he has been so nice bringing my notebook. “I usually date guys more like me, you know, like Kirk.” Not to mention this whole turning into a monster every full moon. “Maybe it’s time for a change because honestly, Kirk is an asshole and you deserve better.”

So, the man who always looked calm, polite, the picture of composure was actually the type to quietly hold a grudge. I suddenly asked, "Are you a Scorpio?" Miles blinked. "What?" I grinned. "Scorpios never forget. They are super petty." He looked at me, expression unreadable. And just like that, my grin vanished. The pressure coming off him was unreal. I laughed nervously. "Okay, okay... I wasn’t teasing you, I swear." Miles raised an eyebrow, smirking. "Oh? And what’s your sign?" I grinned, carefree as ever.

The middle-aged man said that because Fenrir was defeated by his men back then. Fenrir's face darkened at the man’s words. After all, no one wanted to reveal their shame in front of everyone. As the saying went, one should not air one’s dirty laundry in public. However, this middle-aged man not only revealed his shortcomings but also his most humiliating moment. “The 28 zodiacs were said to be invincible back then, so I wonder why only the white tiger in the west is left now.”

Aidan answered in a very serious tone. "A cancer," Hazel nodded. "That is a powerful zodiac sign." Her eyes were closed and her humming continued intermittently. She took her time, doing absolutely nothing real. She kept watching Aidan through her lashes at intervals. He was tense and eager for her prediction and it made her happy to see that she had him under her control. She increased the speed at which she hummed and started moving her body as if she was convulsing and then she stopped abruptly and threw her eyes wide open.

Oshiro grinned. "Congratulations second team, you did an excellent job. The remaining group will still face another golgozur dinosaur before we proceed to the next stage of the training!" Prince Arthur snapped his finger and a t-rex appeared in front of them. And the last four zodiac warriors to try are Ammon with Taurus sign, Atlas with Virgo sign, Loki with Scorpio sign and Apollo with Sagittarius sign. They wasted no time and immediately targeted the dinosaur's mouth and defeated it without much effort.