Funny Adult Jokes

Amora Andromeda, seorang wanita muda yang terlahir kembali setelah dibunuh oleh suaminya dan sahabatnya sendiri, hidup dengan ingatan penuh tentang pengkhianatan yang menimpanya. Dengan tekad yang kuat, Amora merancang balas dendam untuk menghancurkan mereka yang telah merenggut nyawanya. Namun, jalan takdir membawanya bertemu Gerald David, CEO M Group yang dikenal kejam dan penuh ambisi. Gerald, yang menyimpan rahasia kelam, menawarkan bantuan untuk menuntaskan dendam Amora—tapi dengan syarat yang tak terduga dan mengikat. Kini, Amora harus memilih antara menjalankan rencananya untuk menghancurkan mereka yang telah mengkhianatinya atau mengikuti perasaan yang mulai tumbuh dalam hatinya terhadap Gerald. Apakah kebencian yang membara dapat mengalahkan cinta yang tumbuh perlahan? Dalam permainan kekuasaan, siapa yang akan menang—dendam atau hati?

Being the head of the family, kay Marco na atang ang responsibilidad na palaguin ang kumpanyang itinaguyod ng pamilya pati na rin ang pagpapalaki sa nakababatang kapatid na si Beatriz. He had worked hard, played all his cards wisely para marating ang kung anumang narating niya ngayon. Aside from being the CEO of Fuentabella Conglomerate, together with his two mates ay naitayo nila ang FHM Management. He then finally decided the inevitable, to settle down because part of him longed for something warm like the sunshine. How cheesy it may sound he wanted something like what Beatriz possess. Love and family. Everything was doing fine. He's waiting for Poleen to be ready until he get a taste of her. Her sweet, innocent Cielo. Consuelo Sta. Maria, ang dalagang napiling ipakasal kay Stefano Hernandez. Ang naturang kasal ang magiging kaganapan sa matagal ng plano ng parehong haligi pamilya. She give it a try, kung para sa abuelo niya ay gagawin niya ang lahat. Stefano seems nice sa kabila ng pagiging stiff at aloof. Until their paths cross, the remarkable Marco Antonio Fuentabella Would she succumbed to heat everytime Marco initiates it? Paano na ang nalalapit niyang kasal kay Stef? Would she commit?

Aku tidak tahu sampai kapan dan dengan cara apa cinta ini akan berakhir. Tak peduli kamu melihatku atau tidak, aku tetap mencintaimu bahkan jika ragamu jauh.

I applied for a popular online job as a personal chef. I thought I'd be cooking simple, home-style meals, but I quickly found myself trapped in a world of surprises. The food they were craving was me, served on a platter. The wealthy women were looking for excitement, torturing me night after night. But what they didn't realize was, the real thrill came when the dogs turned on each other.

Love and serious relationship wasn't part of a twenty two years old Tanya Margarette Morales' plan in life. Study, graduate college, and work in their company, iyon lang plano niya. Kaya nang dumating sa buhay niya si Sixto Achilles Altamirano, a twenty seven years old best friend of her cousin - Alfred James Morales, her dark grey world became red and became dark grey again when shit happens unexpectedly.

WARNING: BANYAK ADEGAN DEWASA. DI BAWAH UMUR JANGAN BACA. KETAGIHAN, BUKAN TANGGUNG JAWAB AUTHOR (ketawa jahat)."Sweethart!" teriak Tiger ketika gerakan bokongnya yang liat dipercepat lalu tubuhnya mengejang dan semua cairan miliknya tertumpah ruah di dalam rahim milik Virna.Tubuhnya langsung jatuh di atas Virna yang sudah mengalami betapa indah sekaligus melelahkanya malam ini. Suaminya membuat dia berkali-kali berada di awan atas nikmat yang diberikan. Dan malam ini, sudah ketiga kalinya bagi Tiger. Sedangkan untuk Virna, tak terhitung lagi berapa kali tubuhnya gemetar ketika Tiger mencumbunya, menyentuh setiap lekuk tubuhnya yang molek."Aku mencintaimu." Tiger berkata lembut kemudian menjatuhkan dirinya ke samping. Diambilnya selimut untuk menutupi tubuh Virna yang tak mampu lagi bergerak. Napasnya tersengal dan pandangan matanya sayu."Jika aku mandul, apa kamu tetap mencintaiku?" tanya Virna dengan air mata yang mengambang di pelupuk netranya lalu berpaling membelakangi suami yang sudah dinikahi lebih dari setengah tahun.Pernikahannya dengan Tiger adalah hal luar biasa dalam hidup Virna. Pria itu, meskipun memiliki usia yang lebih muda darinya, dalam banyak hal, Tiger menunjukkan sikapnya sebagi suami yang bertanggung jawab."Ssstttt! Jangan bicarakan itu lagi. Aku akan tetap mencintaimu dengan atau tanpa anak!" Tiger membalikkan tubuh Virna kemudian mengecup kedua matanya yang telah basah. Dia tahu kesedihan Virna karena sampai sekarang, istrinya tak kunjung hamil. "Kau yang terbaik, sweethart!" ucap Tiger lagi kemudian mendekap istrinya dalam-dalam.Follow IG Author: @maitratara

It's hard when you fall in love with your teacher. It's even harder when he falls in love with you. Brenda Greer is your topical senior in high school. Popular, smart and all-around good girl. But when Mr. Dalton Canes takes the job as the new young and hot History teacher. She can't help but notice him and he can't help noticing her. She does her best to hide her feeling as he takes over her whole world; At first, he is everything she has ever wanted. Until someone finds out and she has to end things with him. The only problem is he is not willing to let go. Something changes about Mr. Dalton Cane.

Melihat adiknya dan kekasihnya tidur bersama membuat Alaia harus berpisah dengan Alvano, rasa sesak yang mendalam di dalam dada membawa Alaia ke sebuah bar yang ada di pusat kota dan menghabiskan malam panas bersama dengan seorang Penguasa. Pernikahan paksa pun tak bisa di hindari, tapi sayangnya pernikahan yang dilandaskan dengan keterpaksaan tak selalu berakhir baik dan menjadikan rumah tangganya bagai Neraka. "Kapan kau akan mencintaiku, Ken?" Alaia Ergita Devannya. "Sampai mati pun aku tidak akan pernah mencintai gadis licik sepertimu!" Kenandra Adyatma Raharja.

After Amber Louise Yzabelle ran away when she knew that she was pregnant and thought her man died in the accident, she started to live independently with her son, Ethan. Until she met Barack, a renowned businessman who was once her boss and she as the secretary became her fiance. As fate plays her so well, they have to deal with a business in the Philippines where Amber originally came from. What if the father of her son was actually alive but did not know that they had a child would cross on her path once again? Would she introduce her son to him or stand that it was hers and Barack's son? Would she forget and bury everything in the past or she will choose to Remember the forgotten? Remember Me, Aly Book 2

Genie loves her freedom, but she dislikes her job. She’s fine working at the club as long as she can get the men to stay away from her- her only rule. But for some reason, this exotic looking stranger defies all her rules. Even more shocking, he wants to buy her?! And he is convinced that he has what it takes to pay the price ...no matter how high.