Funny Adult Jokes

Angkasa kembali setelah sekian tahun meninggalkan Ashlesha dengan mengambil posisi guru di sekolah gadisnya. Setelah berjuang mengobati sendiri sakit hatinya dan dengan kehadiran seorang Revaldo di sisinya, Ashlesha sendiri tidak yakin untuk lantas menerima ajakan menikah Angkasa.

Kiara Tennyson. It has always been her dream to go to the US. After her parent's death, an opportunity presents itself when she gets a chance to go there as an exchange student. She is funny, crazy, very loving, and has read too many books to know that she will find new friends, get into a fight on the first day of school with the queen bee and later teach her a lesson, and maybe find love. Reed Scott. Your typical cliche bad boy. His first love broke his heart causing him to change from loving to becoming cold. What do you think will happen when a bubbly and crazy person comes barging into his life and tries to change his cold demeanour? Why don't you read and find out? Join Kiara and be mistaken for a dog sitter, get into fights, prank the queen bee, fall on your butt in front of your new best friend, prank the whole school, take the bad boy shopping and most importantly find love abroad.

Kartu undangan itu sudah jadi. Didesain oleh kekasihnya sendiri Dika. Tak terasa mata Dita berkaca-kaca. Bukan hanya karena indahnya ilustrasi yang tergambar. Melainkan Dita membayangkan hidup bersama selamanya dengan pria lucu berwajah hangat yang dulu selalu mengejar-ngejarnya itu. Pertemuannya dengan Jihoon pemilik Coffee Shop yang tampan tidak berarti apa-apa bagi Dita. Akan tetapi sebaliknya bagi Jihoon. Itu adalah cinta pada pandangan pertama. Saat Dita mengisi suatu acara pertunangan dengan menari Bali, Jihoon menatap penuh kekaguman. Akan tetapi Jihoon gagal mendekatinya karena Dika hadir disana. .Saat Dita berganti pakaian, tiba-tiba pencuri datang mengambil handphone dan cincin pertunangan yang baru saja diberikan Dika. Dita mengejar pencuri tersebut sampai ke pantai. Kedua barang tersebut dibuang di kegelapan malam yang membuat Dita berteriak frustasi. Teriakan Dita terdengar oleh Jihoon dan 3 kawan Jihoon lainnya, Sang Hyuk, Kyung Soo dan Bo Hyun yang mabuk. Dita yang terkejut oleh kedatangan keempat pemuda tersebut mencoba berlari. Akan tetapi Kyung Soo berhasil mendapatkannya. Sang Hyuk menuduh Dita telah membuat kawan mereka, Jihoon sakit hati karena penolakannya. Sang Hyuk dan kawan-kawannya malam itu, akan menghukum Dita lebih jauh. Tidak peduli Dita menangis memohon saat Sang Hyuk menurunkan resleting gaunnya.

Rae Silverstein is a private investigator who works on many cases in the past even until now. She's the Sherlock Holmes of the 22nd Century. After two years of absence, the serial killer made its move and kills the nightless city of Theister City. The famous serial killer with the codename "Cannibal". It is the same killer who killed her mother and left her alone with his father who works as a lawyer. It's up to Detective Rae and her partner in crime Jae Min to solve the perfect murder of the 'Cannibal' as she accidentally delves herself in an unexpected romance she won't even anticipate.Update: 2 chapters per week

Lilly hail is a slave to the blood moon pack Ever since her parents died in a rogue attack six years ago. Her brother Alpha Jackson hail hates her as she was the last one to see them alive. "Get up you filthy whore you are ment to get breakfast ready ten minutes ago!" Jackson yelled while kicking Lilly in the stomach. "Don't worry just start lunch we have important guests arriving in two hours so get cooking!" With one last kick she slowly got up and started to do lunch. Jacob black is the Alpha of the Shaphire moon pack and he is not looking forward to the meeting with Alpha Jackson but as soon as he sees Lilly he found out that she is his mate and takes her back to his pack and lurns the truth about her past and how the pack treated her like she was scum. But what they both don't know is that she is a powerful hybrid and now she has people after for her for it.

It all started with a debt her brother, Jabu didn't pay and it ended with his death. Forcing Nyeleti to sign a deal with the very devil who killed her brother so that she can avenge his death.What she didn't expect was for the Capo and the Mafia Don to fall in love with her and be willing to do whatever it takes to make theirs...

If you had a chance to be reborn into a new world, would you change anything? A series of stories of being reborn and changing ones fate.

Sepuluh tahun lalu, Altar memohon agar Gianina menggugurkan anak mereka. Sepuluh tahun kemudian, takdir mempertemukan mereka kembali—bersama bocah lelaki yang berwajah persis seperti Altar. Kini, Altar ingin menebus dosa masa lalu. Tapi luka Gianina terlalu dalam, dan rahasia yang terungkap bisa menghancurkan segalanya. Mampukah cinta yang pernah retak kembali utuh?

Don’t trust anyone, not even yourself….You think you know someone pretty well, until you’re awoken in the middle of the night to the sound of unfamiliar voices and realize your sister’s being swept away by some supernatural creatures who climb in and out of windows and leap from two-story houses like it’s nothing.My parents tried to tell me everything was fine, but when Cadence finally did come back from wherever they’d taken her, I knew there was something unusual about my older sister.Now, her best friend is dead.Her ex-boyfriend is acting bizarre.And I’m afraid I might be next.My name is Cassidy Findley, and I’m pretty sure my sister is a vampire, despite her “co-worker” making every effort to brainwash me into believing otherwise. With the help of my two best friends, we vow to get to the bottom of this before it’s too late, and my sister starts to claim other victims. I love her, but I won’t be turned, nor will I just sit by without doing everything I can to stop her. I can only hope that I’m not too late and that I can trust my own memories.Because I’m pretty sure my sister’s friends are coming for me next.The Chronicles of Cassidy is a retelling of The Clandestine Saga specifically for young adult/teen readers told from the perspective of high schooler Cassidy Findley.

Eventually, Asher stopped singing when he saw the woman standing in front of him, and the band stopped playing as well. He thought it was just one of his admirers or fans. He glanced at the crushed woman who was unable to stand. He wore a casual black shirt and pants, his hair was long, his skin was white, and surprisingly one basic. He even leaned in closer to her before speaking. "Hello ! I know you, those face-cheating ladies! Haya said aloud. "What?" Asher asked in shock. "You attractive men always harbor false desires for women, later on time they have passionate feelings for you, you will go! You are so awesome! You dare!" Haya shouted angrily. "Come on Haya" Tora shouted, as he tried to grab Haya by the arm, but Haya went wild.