Funny Adult Jokes

A well trained FBI agent decides to take up a long time unsolved criminal case. He makes up his mind to find the thief who’s being a smooth criminal for too long. Finally he solves the mystery and discovers it’s a girl, each time he’s about to get hold of her, she slips through his fingers like a serpent. The cunning beautiful Lara decides to steal the agent’s heart in order to deceive him and rob a bank, but in the process the two stubborn people fall for each other’s charm.... And so the Prey fell in love with the Predator.

Shin. A fairly short name, but has a deep meaning. The name was a gift from my father. Dad said, "I don't want to burden you with the length of a name. Shin, I think this name suits you. For a personality that never complicates things."My life changed drastically after the death of my parents. My brothers did not guard me, but tortured me. Previously my house was like a palace, but now it is like a house in hell.However, the suffering that I thought would be eternal slowly disappeared after the presence of a strange man in my life. He thought that I was his lover in the past. The man made the flow of my life uncertain. Happy, sad, hurt, all I often feel. Especially when a woman returns who turns out to be the man's real lover.

After starting her new job as a front desk supervisor, Rosalyn Vargas felt like her life was finally getting back on track. Things were going well, now she could actually marry her fiancee Bryce Wagner. Most of the struggles she has had to endure were behind Bryce's reckless ways and for the past four months she really questioned her engagement with him, even considered leaving. Now it looks like things were turning around and they may get past everything. She was wrong. Bryce was still up to his reckless ways and creating more problems for Rosalyn still. That's when she met the Railroad Engineer, Chris Ortiz. He was older than her by twenty years, but from the moment she saw him, she knew she was going to sleep with this man. Never had she ever cheated on Bryce, though the same could not be said about him, but Chris caused something to change her ways and step into an affair with a married man. Chris Ortiz was a Railroad Engineer who had his fair share of women. He has been married to his wife for 30 years, but was not faithful the whole time. He was a pro at getting his way with women, but Rosalyn was different. In all his years never had any of them gotten him to feel anything else but lust for them, Rosalyn broke past his defenses and he actually fell in love with her. Their affair was never meant to be more than just that, yet Rosalyn and Chris fell in love with each other. But their love could never be, he was married and she was soon to be. Both in committed relationships with people they no longer loved, yet obligations makes them stay. This was a Train Wreck waiting to happen.

Namanya Luna, gak pake Lucinta. Lebih tepatnya Aluna Meysha Jovita. Gadis pemalas, suka mengeluh, kekanak-kanakan, berotak lemot dan ceroboh. Bukankah kekurangan seorang Luna paket komplit? Disamping itu Luna punya sosok sahabat yang mau menerima dia apa adanya, dia Athala Petro Radeyo, panggil saja Opet. Seorang cowok pintar dan pandai melakukan banyak hal yang selalu bersedia menjadi tempat Luna bercerita, bersandar dan menumpahkan segala keluh kesahnya. Berbagai konflik menghiasi kisah persahabatan mereka, titiknya ada pada saat Luna mengenal arti kata jatuh cinta yang asing dalam kamus hidupnya untuk pertama kali. Sialnya Luna menyadari ia jatuh cinta pada sahabatnya sendiri. Akankah hubungan persahabatan mereka tetap berjalan baik-baik saja? Bahkan setelah keduanya terseret dalam lingkar perasaan asing dan rumit yang kelak mungkin akan merubah segalanya, termasuk status hubungan persahabatan mereka? Happy Reading NanaPoh

Pertemuan yang tak sengaja terjadi antara Hendra dan Devi berujung pada aktivitas seksual yang panas dan menggairahkan, seakan menjadi solusi bagi mereka yang sama-sama ingin lepas dari bayang-bayang masa lalu. Pernikahan yang mereka rencanakan pun mendapat halangan dari orang tua Hendra yang membuatnya sengaja menghamili Devi untuk sekedar menikah. Akan tetapi, kebahagiaan yang Hendra rasakan, tidak berlaku bagi Devi. Materi yang didapat dari pernikahannya dengan Hendra, tidaklah cukup. Sebagai seorang wanita dengan hasrat seksual yang tinggi, bathinnya juga mendambakan kehidupan seks yang menggairahkan. Rumah tangga mereka pun menjadi bermasalah tatkala sosok Andri muncul kembali, orang dari masa lalu Devi yang menjadi orang ketiga dalam kehidupan rumah tangga mereka. Sialnya, kini Andri juga menginginkan kepemilikan dari perusahaan keluarga Hendra, dikarenakan dendam atas sakit hatinya dulu yang pernah menjadi karyawan dari papa Hendra. Perusahaan yang sudah diwariskan papanya pun menjadi kacau karena Hendra lebih fokus untuk mengurusi perselingkuhan istrinya itu. Ditambah lagi kemunculan Gina, masa lalu Hendra ditengah kekisruhan rumah tangganya bersama Devi. Akankah Hendra mampu menyelesaikan semuanya? Apakah dia memilih kembali bersama Gina, perempuan yang dulu merupakan pilihan kedua orang tuanya demi menyelamatkan perusahaannya dan kesehatan papanya atau mencoba mempertahankan rumah tangganya bersama Devi yang sudah berisikan pengkhianatan demi anak yang sedang haus akan kasih sayang?

Kiara Tennyson. It has always been her dream to go to the US. After her parent's death, an opportunity presents itself when she gets a chance to go there as an exchange student. She is funny, crazy, very loving, and has read too many books to know that she will find new friends, get into a fight on the first day of school with the queen bee and later teach her a lesson, and maybe find love. Reed Scott. Your typical cliche bad boy. His first love broke his heart causing him to change from loving to becoming cold. What do you think will happen when a bubbly and crazy person comes barging into his life and tries to change his cold demeanour? Why don't you read and find out? Join Kiara and be mistaken for a dog sitter, get into fights, prank the queen bee, fall on your butt in front of your new best friend, prank the whole school, take the bad boy shopping and most importantly find love abroad.

Sepuluh tahun lalu, Altar memohon agar Gianina menggugurkan anak mereka. Sepuluh tahun kemudian, takdir mempertemukan mereka kembali—bersama bocah lelaki yang berwajah persis seperti Altar. Kini, Altar ingin menebus dosa masa lalu. Tapi luka Gianina terlalu dalam, dan rahasia yang terungkap bisa menghancurkan segalanya. Mampukah cinta yang pernah retak kembali utuh?

If you had a chance to be reborn into a new world, would you change anything? A series of stories of being reborn and changing ones fate.

It all started with a debt her brother, Jabu didn't pay and it ended with his death. Forcing Nyeleti to sign a deal with the very devil who killed her brother so that she can avenge his death.What she didn't expect was for the Capo and the Mafia Don to fall in love with her and be willing to do whatever it takes to make theirs...

Apa jadinya jika seorang duda koboi tampan dan kaya raya berumur dua puluh tujuh tahun bernama Kian Dario. Kemudian terpikat dengan gadis pribumi Indonesia bernama Ayu Soraya yang masih berusia delapan belas tahun? Gadis yang masih takut untuk menjalin kasih kembali dan berusaha menghindarinya dikarenakan patah hati oleh pengkhianatan pacarnya. Gadis yang baru saja dibawa ke dalam Glory Ranch oleh orang kepercayaan ayahnya Fransesco Dario.Sedangkan di balik cerita cinta mereka berdua terdapat seseorang yang seolah-olah tak menginginkan Kian mereguk kebahagiaan, yang sangat menginginkan diri pria itu hancur luluh lantak tak bersisa. Mampukah Kian menghadapi semua masalah, setelah ia bisa menyembuhkan luka hatinya dan mendapatkan cinta dari Ayu Soraya?