Funny Anime Profile Pic Novels & Stories

Ash: What's so wrong with it Ash: We are not about to put our faces on the internet recklessly OF: You could have put a fox instead Ash: Foxes are cute OF: Yes, they are Mob boss Ash OF: You like foxes Ash: I do Olivia smiles like a fool looking at Asher's message in the chat. God, why is he so cute? Mob bosses aren’t supposed to be endearing. SL: Why is Boss being cute? What the f*ck OF: Can we change our profile picture Ash: No OF: Really? :( Ash: This isn't negotiable OF: You could have a fox profile picture Ash: You are emotionally manipulating me

But even if it sounds feminine, I really love it – I like my second name because it makes me feel like I have Japanese blood, and I like to watch and read isekai anime or manga about protagonists who are reincarnated in another world and become super strong. Just like that dream… Mundo da Fantasia. It’ll be nice if I get reincarnated to that beautiful world and be an overpowered character! Just like the newest anime I’m into. I’m actually looking forward to the next episode of that time I reincarnated as slime. Hays, Rimuru-sensei! Buttoning my shirt, I can’t help but notice how average my look is. I'm just a fat guy, cursed with a swarm of pimples on my face, cleavage, and back.

" Shh, calm down she is with the healer, I will check on her in just a minute but I need you to lay low. I will be in so much shit if they find out you are here ok?" " What happened?" " You passed out due to magic, our healer gave me something to wake you up, just saying I am kind of getting tired of saving your ass" I smirked as he ran his hand through his hair. " I owe you more than one I guess. You're into Anime?" he asked pointing to my only poster hung on the wall. " Yea, I especially like to draw it." "That's cool man, I dig Inuyasha too." That surprised me some, I never would have guessed he would like anime, I figured he was all jock and into nothing but sports. Guess you really can

me : for your kind information I don't need to act smart I'm already smart weird guy : nice joke me : joker is talking about a joke too funny weird guy : whom you called joker you clown me : mind your words mister niha : guys stop fighting me : say to him weird guy : say to her niha : enough both of you done mistake just apologize to eachother me : I did niha but he is showing attitude weird guy : attitude queen is talking about attitude me : atleast iam attitude queen not a arrogant dog like someone weird guy : you mahi : guys stop it just leave it me : i apologized to my mistake decently first but he is the one saying that I wanted to kill him why i will kill a person am i that cruel nisha

"Look closer," Gemma prompted you. You narrowed your eyes and moved your hands away, looking down at the profile. It was called @DaddyDick and had an erect penis as its profile picture with a cartoon face drawn on the head. And you realized quickly that it was your dick. "I'll repeat. What the fuck?"

"No, its not. That was Anak-har. The Zannicus I know is the kind one. The one who helps and cares for the people he loves. The one who loves to cook, do pranks with his friends, play with the pups and defend his pack. The one who would kill if anyone ever dared to steal his chocolate. Or burn his precious bacon." 𝗛𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝗜 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿.

“I am not a model. Trust me! That profile picture is just make-up, good angels, and Moon-blessed lighting. You can see now, this is the real me. Still think I am a prank?” I didn’t have to wait this time, as a moment later, his several replies popped up. “Wait! Oh, no! You are REAL? Goddess! That means you are really texting me!” I chuckled as his texts got funnier with every passing second. “I am such an idiot (crying face emoji). I am so sorry, Ashley. Honestly, I assumed, I was being pranked again, as it had happened earlier. My pack mates often post my profile on dating meme pages.”

Farhan asked, trying to stop his laughter. "No, I laughed at you instead," Kania replied, holding back her laughter. "Me? What's so funny about me?" Farhan asked again, looking at the face of the girl in front of him. "I just realized your face looks like an ape," said Kania, covering her mouth not to laugh. "What? I thought you laughed at that weirdo earlier. You know, Nia? You are the one who says I look like an ape, while many girls call me like Jungkook," said Farhan with a proud smile.

' He replied again and Adonia blinked in surprise, this new person surely had an attitude, she would give him that. Adonia raised an eyebrow, look who was talking. She clicked the profile tab and she went to his profile too. Asides from the fact that he identifies as a male and he was located in the Space, nothing else gave anything about him. There was nothing on his bio and his profile picture consisted of a spaceship. Nothing more, nothing less. And his username was kinda weird. She must've added him by mistake. Maybe when she was tapping the add without looking because now, he surely did look weird. This was the type of people that would definitely send you an unsolicited dick picture.

His head kind of reminded me of a mushroom growing in every wrong way possible. I pointed at the fiery guy. "Who is this sassy jackass?" The guy's eye twitched with annoyance. "I beg your pardon." Hanako spoke up"This'sassy brat' you say is Takeo Tachibana. "You didn't need to agree with him on the sassy part!" Takeo said. Hanako ignored him and continued, "And the one next to him is the super genius in this class, no, the entire school itself, Izumi Harutora."