Funny Condom Sayings

Pernikahan yang diyakini bisa bertahan sampai maut memisahkan, ternyata hanya bertahan selama sehari. Itulah yang terjadi pada pernikahan Ayra dan Varo. Malam pertama yang seharusnya diisi dengan kemesraan, malah mereka isi dengan keributan. Pecahlah rumah tangga yang baru Ayra bangun selama beberapa jam lamanya. Saat Ayra hendak kabur dari kediaman Varo, rupanya datang seorang pria bernama Aksa yang menyediakan tumpangan untuk membantu Ayra kabur. Seiring berjalannya waktu, Ayra dan Aksa menjadi kian dekat. Dengan status Ayra yang sudah pernah menikah, apakah ia bisa mendapatkan hati Aksa? Lalu, bagaimana dengan Varo? Akankah pria tersebut tinggal diam atau malah melancarkan aksi balas dendam?

Ketika hidup penuh dengan problem yang ada, ketika hidup dicoba dengan beban yang berat, dan ketika diri sendiri mulai merasa mencapai titik letihnya dengan semua yang membebaninya apakah masih ada kebahagian yang boleh diharapkan. Adakah sedikit kebahagian untuk itu tidak apa dia datang terlambat, tidak apa juga harus bersabar lebih lagi yang pasti aku beraharap kebahagian itu ada untuk ku. Meskipun aku harus menunggu disini untuk itu.

Pia Norman is not your average human girl. She is nosy and playfull and a princess of the vandari kingdom . On the other side of the world is Dylan Pendragon who is a cocky, arrogant and a flirty lycan prince What does fate has in store for a this arrogant and flirty lycan prince who is meant to be mated to a nosy and playful orphan princess Extract Dylan's POV The seer walks to the middle of the hall. Walking like it's something very urgent then the King gestured for her to speak. "There is going to be an imbalance in nature and it's going to be soon" said the seer. Everyone face looked pale even Queen Adaline my mother was shocked and asked "how" looking confused The seer stamatia continued.... "A lady will come into the royal family and cause the destruction of lycans and werewolves with her powers" . "Then how do we stop her from coming or destroying us" Dominique questioned getting impatient. The seer thought for a while and continued " we can't stop it from happening but when she is here we will definately do something about the situation" "Then let's find her and kill her" I said leaving the hall.....

19 years ago a child was born from a ritual her parents made to Moon Goddess. Goddess was very satisfied with them and soon the couple had a baby. But she was not some normal girl.That caused her parents death. One unfortunate day took away her parents from her. Her parents hide her from the enemies. That day her parents were killed. The girl was taken by the beta couple who wanted a daughter but never had one and was name Alex. 19 years passed since the unfortunate day ,the girl grew up with her brother after her parents died. Her pack members bullied and abused her but after her mother's death everything changed. Nothing can dim her sparks. She takes revenge in her own unique ways .She vowed that she will never let another soul walk upon her. She never wanted a mate but the fate has other idea. They both meet by a prank. But she didn't know it will lead her to her mate . Let just say she wanted to bury him alive. This story is full of mysteries, tragedy, love ,hatred and comedy.

I found a condom and a lace thong in the bathroom trash can. John and I had not been intimate in over a year, and I certainly did not own that kind of underwear. I thought about calling him, but then I came across a post from his god-sister of him passionately holding and kissing her foot. Though I was heartbroken, I did not cry or cause a scene. I turned off my phone and forced myself to carry on with life. Eventually, John finally noticed something was wrong. With red eyes, he asked, "Why didn't you care about me flirting with another woman?"

Em: I've had dreams upon dreams and then they started to seep into reality. What was once a normal life has now turned upside down. The question that keeps flitting through my mind, is he my savior because I sure as hell don't need someone to save me or is he going to destroy me... If he wants to play this twisted game, let him. Let's show how twisted I can be. Cole: It's as if she sees right through me, I try to lead her away from me. I'm too dangerous and unstable for her but she makes me feel shit. I lied to her about who I am. Where I am from and what I can do. Even as I try to stay away she keeps pulling me in, like siren waiting to destroy.

I am just an ordinary woman who are used to not be valued because I am not suited to be with a rich man. It is unfair and I am hurt. There's no status in life when it comes to love but it's different now because the poor are just for the poor and the rich are for their fellow rich. When my ex-boyfriend and I broke up hindi na ako muling pumasok sa isang relasyon, na trauma na ako. Akala ko pwede ang isang tulad kong mahirap para sa kanya na isang mayaman pero akala ko lang pala iyon dahil ang mahirap na isang tulad ko ay malabo na mapunta sa isang mayaman na katulad niya. One thing that I want in life is to be loved by the person I love and see my worth even though I am a simple woman and I have a simple life. Unexpectedly, Kenzo Juaquin Marasigan came into my life. A freaking hot police man, a rich and heir of M&K Citi Hardware na may lihim na pagmamahal sa'kin matagal na panahon na. But what if he knows my true identity he will still love me as I am or he will only love me because of my true status in life?

The older sister of Emma LaRue wasn't looking for love. In fact, the last thing Kaylee LaRue thought as she attended her sister's Caribbean wedding was that she would meet a man as confident as Owen Parker. The suave businessman oozed charm, and when that charm was directed at Kaylee, it gave her pause. She couldn't be sure if the man was actually interested in her or just interested in a good time. In reality, Owen Parker had never met anyone like Kaylee LaRue. The quiet girl from Iowa made him forget to breathe the first time he saw her. When he tried to work his magic, her wit proved to be a match for his, and his charms had no effect. He knew what it looked like- she probably thought that he wanted to have a vacation tryst with her just as Jack Saunders had with Emma. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Kaylee tried hard not to yield to his advances, but their last night in the Caribbean was simply magical. After a passionate night spent in the arms of Owen, Kaylee ruefully observed that there was no fake wedding to keep the two of them together. As she flew home, she thought it'd be back to the same old life for her. She never expected Owen to show up at her door. However, this small town girl wasn't sure she was ready to change for this city boy. When Kaylee tried to fit into Owen's world, everything came crashing down. In the blink of an eye, what seemed like a strong foundation suddenly found itself built on a pillar of sand. Would their relationship blossom like Jack and Emma's, or would the two of them forever be haunted by the memories of rainwater kisses?

Liiza and Zach have been friends since they were little. Their parents have been close for just about forever. When high school starts, Zach finds himself in a new group of friends who all end up in relationships, leaving Zach feeling a tad bit jealous. So, he does the most logical thing for that moment. Lie. Will Zach & Liiza get caught out in a lie? How will they, and everyone else cope with their muddled lives of friends and drama

'Pandai bukan syarat menjadi seorang pelajar terunggul, tetapi keperibadian seseorang pelajar itu.' Kisah kehidupan seorang remaja bernama Zain bersama rakan-rakannya yang baru sahaja menginjak usia remaja. Dikala itu, Adrian yang cemburu terhadap Zain menyebabkan dia telah merencana pelbagai strategi untuk mengenakan Zain supaya dia dapat menggondol populariti 'musuh'nya itu. Tetapi, adakah ianya akan berjaya? Bagaimanakah Zain mampu menghadapinya? (Blurb bahagian 1)