Funny Experience Novels & Stories

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

“You put it on every day before the uniform. But some things manage to pierce through.” That was when they discovered a peculiar, dark humor that only those who flirt with danger every day can cultivate. They started laughing at things that would horrify an ordinary civilian. Vick told him about a thief who tried to escape by jumping into a trash can and got stuck. Devon laughed about a situation where an angry cat attacked the crew during a minor kitchen fire, making it more dangerous than the flames themselves. They laughed not because the situations were funny, but because the absurdity was a necessary release valve. It was a secret language of survivors.

I saw it—Gideon Salton taking cash from his buddies, one after another. That was when it clicked: I was just the punchline in some bet. The ones who lost laughed first, then rolled their eyes like I was the idiot. "Madison Montclaire, do you even get how much I lost 'cause of you? Use your brain for once." "We've told you a million times—Gideon's way outta your league. You really thought he'd marry you?"

Roman took a sip from his red wine. "I was so shocked and embarrassed. The only thing I could do was walk away." She shook her head. "I still get post traumatic stress disorder whenever I remember that horrible moment." Roman laughed. "I actually don't think it was that's bad. I have a worse experience." "I don't think anything could be as bad as a fun or fornication joke." Rose shook her head, rolling her eyes.

Maxine was just helping me with removing the stain "OMG Don't tell me you're a mom already? who's the father? hahaha just kidding'" I want to slap Ella right now, grrrrrrr. "Well, I bumped into someone as I turned on the corner of the stairs, then we both fell to the ground and the milk spilled on my polo." They just all nodded from my explanation because they all know that I have some clumsy moments like running and then bumping to people. "I'm just going to close my coat, so it won't show" Yes you heard me guys, we have school coats

Everyone just laughed like I'm just some kind of a psychopath, what's funny to them, they were laughing and pointing hands, and worse of it the subjects were laughing too, maybe I was stupid for talking without understanding anything, I shouldn't have let my curiosity get the better of me.

"Wait, how'd you know about that? You had passed out by that time." I gave him my own sheepish smile. "Out of body experiences are trippy," I said cryptically.

I smiled without my consent after hearing that old saying. "Did you do something fun because it's a new year?" "Yeah, I had lunch at a fancy restaurant." "That's it? Is that how you spend your new year? I feel so bad for you." "How did you do it?" "Hanging out with my buddies, playing soccer until we wear out, Attending parties with pretty girls and ending the day with drinks and fireworks." "That sounds fun." "That's what people our age do. Not having lunch in a fancy restaurant and returning home. Are you really nineteen or are you lying to me?"

“How can you joke? Do you know you were passed out for five hours?” “How could I know, I was passed out, remember?” That joke wasn’t taken too well. “Merilee, this isn’t funny!” “Wow, you’ve never used my full name before. What changed since I went swimming in wonderland?” I wasn’t annoying him intentionally, but I just couldn’t stop myself.

I don't want to continue running my mouth about melancholic things. Enzo is honestly fun to be with. He's very talkative. It's like he never runs out of topics to ponder upon, no matter how trivial that may be. He made me really comfortable with him. "I can't imagine how humiliating that must be." I wiped the tears of joy from the corner of my eyes after laughing my heart out. He narrated his embarrassing experiences while studying in medical school—and that includes when his pants accidentally ripped while they're having a performance in their university's quadrangle.