Funny Foxy Novels & Stories

Her body was running out of strength and she could hold herself anymore. While she tried to grasp another branch, it broke and she fell down with it. The foxes looked at each other then started moving towards her with their mouths wide open. Gabby knew that she was done for. She could see strange rays of light coming from the foxes eyes. She closed her eyes as she lifted her hands and to her surprise she heard a loud bang . When she opened her eyes she saw almost three foxes lying on the ground. She was stunned and afraid at the same time.

Tommy Fox said seriously, "You know I'm always picky, and considering that I brought you all the way here to enjoy the scenery and good food, it wouldn't be fair if my junior refuses, right?" Tommy Fox possessed the ability to infuse everything with humor and wit. Privately, he was somewhat different from the calm, intelligent, and logically structured lawyer in the courtroom. However, there was a commonality: he was articulate but never imposing. Being with him, I felt light-hearted and happy.

I’d been home for three hours. They couldn’t just be finishing now, could they? I typed nervously: “Does your fox fae ever wake up in the middle of the night to… workout?” Two quick voice notes pinged back. “The owner said fox faes have strong desires. If they can’t satisfy those desires, they get restless at night and workout to relieve themselves. “Maybe you should try it with yours… hmm.” …She’d been kissed again. The sound alone was driving me crazy. Add that to Fennrick’s taut, sculpted back under the balcony light?

When I finally heard him, my blood ran cold. “Come here foxy fox. Come here, foxy fox. I wanna play some more.” Did my green eyes really give me away as the Fox, or was it a coincidence, because he seemed to like to give nicknames to the people he harassed? I sat in that tree for what seemed like forever. Besides my heartbeat, I heard nothing and saw nothing of Ezra.

I leaned closer, making sure my boobs were in his face. “I know you want to suck on these tities,” I whispered in his ear. “Common Professor Fox, it’s hard and ready for you,” I stood up right and grabbed my boobs, squeezing them as I bit my lips seductively. “Mmmm, you have no idea how badly I want you to suck my tits right. I wish your tongue were on them, Professor Fox,” I moaned. Professor Fox stood up and watched me, then he began to laugh. I paused, taken aback by his reaction. What exactly is so funny? Why isn’t he getting turned on?

“Your voice is funny.” I couldn’t help it — I laughed. “That’s because I don’t do the voices like your mommy does.” He nodded seriously. “Mommy’s better. She makes the fox talk. Wanna hear?” He puffed up his chest, pitched his voice high. “‘I’m the bravest fox in the forest!’” His impression was so full of energy that it pulled another laugh out of me. “That’s actually pretty good.” He beamed, proud of himself. “See? You have to talk like that.”

His eyes snapped to the Omega at the sound of his laughter. “I'm sorry! I was just thinking of that scene in Angry Birds when Bomb ate snot.” The Omega said. Xavier's eyes widened when he realized the cover lie the Omega told, and the pun. Theo sucked a breath in, turned, and ran back toward the hospital as fast as he could when he sensed Xavier was seconds from coming after him.

the time". Fuck, I hate myself...I don't want to talk about this shit! I want to talk about how cows moo and all that fucking shit. I wanted ice cream but the doctor said I wasn't allowed to eat it. How did Dumbledor even grow that long ass beard that's as long as the Mississippi river? Why is there such song as "What does the Fox say?" when obviously, the fox says "meow"?" I cry. Maddox laughs, "What's so funny? Do I look like a clown to you? I'm fucking crying and all you're doing is being an ungrateful husband to me!"

I knew that he liked how I looked, so when he introduced me with Foxter on the first day we met, I was not shocked at all. "Make sure to be nice. Don't show him any kind of defiance or he will not take you. Okay? Foxter doesn't want unfriendly girls. It's bad for his business. So you need to be as friendly as you can be." Bruce reminded me. -End of Flashback-

"It's beautiful, isn't it?" "It's splendid!" Leaf squealed. I looked towards the talker and flinched with shock and fear when I saw a fox sitting in front of me. The fox was 5.7ft tall, with rose gold fur with a long white streaky trailing from his head to his fluffy tail. His paws were white too and the inside of his ears red. He was beautiful. "Love you!" Leaf shrieked. "You are so cute, Foxy!"