Funny Foxy Novels & Stories

Rhiannon’s POV “Hey.” Stephen leant down and kissed the crown of my head, before moving down to scratch behind my fox’s ears. The little creature came everywhere with me, now. I hadn’t named him, not properly – I just called him Foxy, which Cin had taken and morphed into Foxy Spangles, for some reason that I honestly doubted even made any sort of sense to her. I smiled up at him, tipping my head back so I could kiss him. “Hi,” I said against his lips, my smile growing wider as he grinned against my mouth.

Chapter 39/ Epilogue Five years later Foxy’s POV It’s like my past is a dream. A dream of things that seem so distant from the life I’m living now. I can’t imagine living without Blair and our twin sons, Blade and Austin, and it looks like I finally found my happy ending. I love my little family, and Blair and I are happily mated.

"If you hurt Roxy, I swear I'll fucking kill you!" Felix laughed. "Oh, now he thinks he's John Wick." As the boys laughed, Alice understood the mistake she'd made getting involved with them. They were monsters. Her heart sank as Felix pulled Roxy over by the leash. The terrified dog did her best to pull away, but she conceded with a pained welp as Felix kicked her in the stomach.

“Oh, shucks… We’re not supposed to go here yet. You’d need to go down the other path first, so you can get the flying boots to make it across.” “The other path? But there’s a monster there!” Foxley whined more. Eine frowned and patted Foxley’s shoulder. “Killing the monster is more doable than the jumps, Foxley. At least, you won’t need twenty tries just to get across. Now, now, go back and fight it. Show Mommy the somersault attack you like so much.” Foxley gasped and nodded his head. “Mommy, don’t leave! I’ll show you what I can do! Watch me! Watch me! I will kill this monster for Mommy!”

"Uh, that's kind of an embarrassing thing that involves others. Not just me. So maybe I shouldn't say anything." "You promised you'd explain, and if it's about me, I think I deserve to know." His hand roamed to my ass, where he gave one cheek a sharp pinch. "Ouch!" I nipped at his chest in response, sinking my teeth gently into the muscle below his flat nipple. "Okay, okay. I'll tell you. Don't get violent." I inhaled and then let out the breath in a rush. "Apparently, Jenny found out that your middle name is Fox. So she and a bunch of the nurses started calling you Dr. Foxy, and when I got here, Jenny shared the name with me. It was our private joke. But when I saw your, ummm, hidden talent

The Three-Tailed Fox seemed to be just waving his claws randomly, but Omar's hands immediately felt numb, and he almost could not hold his swords right. "What a bunch of useless beings. Sure enough, you're all as weak as I expected." The Three-Tailed Fox laughed mockingly. It was obvious that the demon fox had regained its confidence from its series of attacks. Its body was trembling as it laughed, and suddenly it shrieked, "I want you to die!" In an instant, the figure of Three-Tailed Fox once again turned into a flash of lightning, rushing toward everyone. This time, its target was Maya! Swoosh!

Valerie read. "The little boy sat beside him and began to talk to him" Justin read his own part. "Are you a goblin?" The boy asked. "No" the fox answered. "Then what are you?" The boy asked. "A nine-tailed fox" the fox in human form answered. "Are you over 100 years old?" The boy asked again. "I'm actually over 1000" the fox in human form answered. "What are you doing here then?" The boy asked. "Nothing other than waiting for someone" the fox in human form answered.

Foxy praised their living environment from the bottom of her heart and seemed quite interested in the place. The others were surprised to hear that because they keenly noticed the anomaly in her words. “Wait, what did the young lady just say? Humans? Are you not a human?” Aslan was most excited to have found one of his kind. Foxy nodded and took off her hat, smiling brightly. “Indeed, I’m not human but an ordinary monster beast. Are you disappointed?” Everyone’s initial shock was quickly replaced by cheers. Of course, Aslan was the most excited. “That's great. I finally have a companion. I thought I’d be the only monster beast around.”

He couldn't hold back and said something rude, testing me. I stood there, unfazed, whispering, "Safe travels." Later, I found my joy, and this life held no regrets.

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.