Funny Foxy Novels & Stories

She hissed as Mateo caught the gun before it could reach the floor. He put his cold hand around her nape and pulled her forward – until her forehead was inches away from his. Faith shrieked and gaped. He placed the gun on her throat. Faith gasped as Mateo pressed the barrel into her throat, “You are not as smart as you think,” He commented, “You have a lot more to learn, Foxy.” He added.

the fox replies. My jaw drops in shock. I had no idea that I was fighting a female fox all this time! How could I have possibly missed such an obvious detail? I can't help but feel embarrassed as I let out a nervous laugh. "I couldn't tell you were a girl because you have no tits and curves," I say, roaring with laughter. "Fuck you, wolfboy. That's not funny," the fox says from behind the tree. "Okay, okay, I'm sorry! But you have to admit this is pretty funny."

“Watch your mouth Foxy, or I will make your life a living hell. She is more welcome than you are. So shut your mouth or I will shut it permanently for you. Anyway, why are you hanging round us like a bad smell? You are nothing but a whore, not an ole lady. So go on, git!” she shoos her away. The other women all giggle watching her lay down the law. Foxy huffs and turns on her heels and stalks away. So much for thinking she is learning her place. It looks like leopards never change their spots.

I made a face, and she giggled. “Too bad you’re not staying. I could be the Damien to your Janis Ian.” Roxanne’s honey brown eyes danced mischievously. She made me think of a copper spaniel, if they weighed 160 pounds and were shy in the slightest. Her dark wavy hair hung in loose curtains around her pleasantly round face, swaying gently as she spoke using her hands.

A personal dare for the Fox Council. “Did you miss me?” I taunted. “Vienna Fox.” The leading male spit out as he judged me from the ground. Disgust washed over their faces when they looked at me. It only made my grin widen. “Oritheo.” I gave him a sickening sweet smile. The kind of grin that had any normal enemy running for the hills. “It’s been awhile.” The fat fox, Nile’s silver eyes turned to slits. “Not long enough.”

But ignoring Ace would be rude, so Emily maneuvered her way through the tables and stood over Ace, who’d remained seated. “What are you doing here?” Ace glanced at the drink and muffin on the table. “Looks like I’m having an after-work snack. Who’s your friend?” He set the doggie drink on the ground, and Foxy stuck her face into the cup and licked it up. When she didn’t reply, Ace said, “She’s adorable. What’s her name?” For the first time, she smiled. “Don’t be fooled. She’s a tiny terror. Her name is Foxy, and she belongs to my neighbor.”

) and bounced away; Finn could feel his contentedness well up inside of him before spilling over into his own emotions, and he let it, let it fill his mind and body. “Disgusting”. Fox grumbled from his spot on the couch, in his usual spot with an arm wrapped around Jax’s shoulders. His partner slapped him on the shoulder lightly, scolding him. “No, wrong, they’re absolutely adorable,” He said, shaking his fists in tiny, excited motions and smiling widely, “you can't tell me they’re not the cutest thing to happen all year.” Fox rolled his eyes. “Don’t be a hypocrite”. Finn added meekly; Fox stared at him with his sharp gaze, the kind of look that Finn had to build up an immunity to.

The little gold fox was on the verge of breakdown when all of a sudden his amber eyes lit up with interest and he rushed towards his saviour. Watching the golden fox rushing in her direction , Shen Xinyi 's left eye started to twitch, this little beast could sense her? Unlike the eagle with its heavy bulk , the fox was small and agile within seconds he appeared in front of Shen Xinyi and hid behind her . Seeing this Shen Xinyi couldn't help but smile in grievance , what was wrong with her luck today? not only did she watched her getting dumped , she has to take care of this little beast as well? what was she a nanny?

The rogues were laughing with glee and were about to shout out and rejoice when suddenly their jaws dropped open. One by one the bones started rearranging themselves and the torn flesh slowly covered up the wound as if it was folding over itself. Within a few seconds the Fox King was brand new as if nothing had happened. Not even a spec of blood. As he slowly turned towards the rogue ones , his eyes began to blaze.

Lucia knew right there and there that her life was doomed and above all she was a fool. fool. doomed. que sera sera.