Novel & Cerita Funny Insults Words

Like Ate, it is used as a sign of respect and when a guy is way older than you, but not old enough to be your uncle. 12 Get caught, caught up, or hold on. In this case, it’s caught up. 13 Derogatory/ (sometimes) playful term for someone stupid. More on being academically/textbook stupid. 14 Derogatory/playful term for someone acting like a fool or an asshole depending on the situation. I use this word jokingly and lovingly with my friends, but you can also curse someone you’re angry with by calling them this. 15 Derogatory/ (sometimes) playful term for someone stupid; without common sense.

“You’re more like a fox than a wolf. A conniving, sneaky little slut.” I laughed, hard. After all the harsh words, after all the times I’d been spit upon by other packs for being a rogue, her weak insults were flaccid. I couldn’t be hurt by her petty words like I used to be. “Wow, did it take you all night to come up with that one?” I said. Her nostrils flared. “You’re a disgusting fat wolf, desperate for attention,” she continued. “That’s why you can’t stay away from my man!”

he wheezed, “do you have any idea how terrifying you are?” She looked genuinely confused. “For asking a reasonable question?” “For finding the single most devastating technicality in the English language.” “I'm literally just stating facts.” “The problem is that your facts are somehow more violent than most people's insults.” “Thank you.” “That wasn't a compliment.” “I'm choosing to receive it as one.”

“Is that all you got? That was the funniest insult you can come up with?” Eleanor backs off, staring at me with narrowed eyes. I can’t tell if she’s trying to recognize me, or if she’s just too angry and stunned to speak. Either way, I don’t care. “They did say that low IQ people tend to go for stupid, shallow insults,” I say calmly. “You don’t look very smart, both of you. And besides, even with all the money in the world, you just can’t buy style. Look at how both of you are dressed. All logos. No class. Maybe I should give you this dress. It might save you.”

Immediately I picked up the call, I heard him screaming at the top of his voice and I could barely stop myself from laughing at his gullibility. “Bastard, fucking bastard- that's what you are. Asshole, who the fuck do you think you are? A fool, that's who.” He screamed at the top of his voice and I could hear him banging hard against a surface, but none of what he said had caused me to flinch. “Breathe, princess. What's got your panties in a twist this time around?” I finally let out the laughter I’d been holding while he insulted me angrily.

- and I'd do it a second time. You aren't bad until you've ever frozen someone's underwear as payback. -every single one of them. You aren't bad until you've ever replaced someone's possessions with something else. - I replaced his books with bricks. You aren't bad until you can threaten your enemy and get away with it. - sassiness runs through my veins. You aren't bad until you've won a fight. - poor poor Luka. You aren't bad unless you've insulted someone repeatedly and are still breathing. - Insulting Blade is my favourite pastime.

Anna stuttered in shock to hear the lady insult her over the phone, "Are you out of your mind, bitch? You are nothing compared to me, you whore! You think I don't know your story and the things you do to keep up with your lifestyle?" "Look here, Anna. I might be nothing like you having a fancy mama who is rich, or being able to switch business as I like. But I am better than you. I don't go around trying to get dirt on my fellow influencers like you. I don't go around acting like a mentally deranged person. You are just a fucking cunt in need of attention!" Anna had mean words slammed over her face really hard, and couldn't get to say anything in reply before the influencer cut off the phone

Stupid guy! He didn't just tag alone, he also stated some words; 'When you meet the right, hot, person. You've got it all. Fuck that useless git.' Wow. Useless? Git? Fuck? This guy was so stupid. He didn't have to insult me so bad. He at least knew I was so emotional. But duh, he didn't even care about my feelings. He was indeed a really smart, and pretentious guy. He played so bad. But thankfully, I didn't release my gem to him.

“My family owned this before but this is mine now and I manage this. They’re busy with their company” “That’s sick!” “You look really surprised” “I didn’t expect that from you. I thought you were a good-for-nothing jerk” “Hey! You’re insulting me!” “Am I? My bad” I jokingly replied. I know he’s not the type that easily gets insulted. He has deep humor and wits which makes him very versatile when dealing with words spitted out to him. “What about you? You’re alone?” “Uhm… ye---” “Zae!!”

Tina, a junior that I’d known to get around, chimed in. “Shouldn’t you be sucking someone’s dick right now?” I snapped back at her. “Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality, Lucy.” Alyssa laughed. “Where’d you get that one, some internet meme?” I responded. “Goddess, even my little brothers can come up with more creative insults than that one.” Alyssa glared at me, scrunching her face. I laughed at how ridiculous she looked and said, “Don’t do that or your face will get stuck like that. On second thought, it’s a huge improvement over how you normally look so maybe you should.” I grabbed a hard seltzer out of a bucket of ice and took Jasmine’s arm to take her out of the kitchen.