Funny Insults Words Novels & Stories

I’m a Summers witty comebacks are in my DNA. “You really can’t think of a better insult. I told you before, true or false being a lesbian isn’t an insult. Even if I did swing that way, I told you I wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole. So why are you and your gaggle of plastic cunts giddy this early in the morning?” I arched my brow, eyeing each of them.

I never thought I would see a day where someone's face got so red so quickly. “Why the hell would I like someone like you! You are so unladylike! It's disgusting! You are more of a man than a woman! Go to hell! I hate you! You are only smug because you think you're smarter than me! Keep acting smug so when I finally defeat you it will hurt even more! Ugly! Stupid!” Colton quickly put space between us and went to the other side of this library but he didn’t take his eyes off me once as he kept throwing childish insults at me.

"So repetitive…Don't you have another insult to throw? Makes me think you have a rather–limited vocabulary…" "BITCH! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SLUTS LIKE YOU GOT TO BOW DOWN AND TAKE SOME BEATING! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK BACK, LET ALONE TO ACT UP JUST BECAUSE YOU MIRACULOUSLY WRAPPED THE HEADS OF THOSE FANCY BASTARDS WITH YOUR DIRTY, LITTLE FINGER!" "Woah…easy there, doggy." "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" "...uhh, a dog? Heck man, I really think you're the disabled one here, not me"

She just kicked and threw it away like a madwoman. "That jackass just insulted me. He called me a whore and ugly. I bet that dipshit didn't take a good look at my pretty face. He doesn't know the word "gorgeous"! I'm the definition of it! " She added boldly, and I quietly giggled. I tried not to laugh when she caught me surreptitiously laughing, but I failed. "Why the heck are you laughing your ass out? Is there something funny? " It's not good to throw things away, especially food. It's bad to waste things, especially food. It was a blessing we should be grateful for.

There, take that you hottie, hot guy! His grin leaves me breathless but then he opens his mouth, and nonsense spills out like word vomit. “Yeah, I have a plethora of words in my arsenal… there’s fuck, fucker, fucked, dickhead, shit, bullshit, ass, asshat…” He continues to list more cuss words. Each curse word becomes more ridiculous than the last. I gaped at him wide-eyed and suddenly busted out laughing. “You’re just a dork, you know that?” I can’t help but smile at him. This scary dude does have a sense of humor.

His dad scolded him. “What a stupid man! To think it”s possible for a woman like me loves a man like you? Don”t make me laugh! A fat, black and poor man like you is such an eyesore!” Bunga insulted him. “What a loser! There”s no way I'll be a friend of the likes of you! Just die already!” Anto insulted him.

From the looks of it, he was imitating someone because the others were pointing and laughing at him. For the very first time since I met the guy, Skyr looked disgusted. “That guy is an idiot. If that is how young male adults act on the surface then I’ll say that I am lucky that I came to Atlatis at an early age and grew up here. Otherwise, I might end up being retarded.” His choice of words were too brutal that I had to laugh.”Nevermind. Just now you acted a little bit like your age.” “Insulting is something that you do?”

I had to calm down. Seeing me not fighting back, he was laughing rather loudly. “As Daisy said, you are a total bitch! A coward! Aha! Slutty whore!” He chose every dirty word he could think about to insult me. I couldn’t bear that. The power in me was almost tearing me apart. It was so hard to control its explosion. “Let me go!” I had to say these 3 words though they sounded powerless. “Is that all you got? You timorous sheep. Why not running to your mama and crying. Baa baa...” He was making a sheep sound, which was a total sarcasm to me.

I interrupted, swatting Nate's hand away from the bowl. "They're good grapes!" "They're Ryder's grapes. He's very particular about his fruit." "Don't you have your own house to clean and prepare, you lazy bag of potatoes?" Ryder added, stealing the bowl and moving it to the other counter. "Wow, lazy bag of potatoes? That's specific." "I'm workshopping insults. How'd I do?" "Needs work. Maybe try 'couch-dwelling cabbage' or 'slovenly turnip.'" "Boys," I groaned, rolling my eyes. "Ugh."

“Louder. Tell us what you really are.” “I’m your anal whore! My ass belongs to you. Use it. Stretch it. Fill it with cum every hour!” The verbal degradation flowed nonstop. They called her every filthy name stepsister cumdump, collared office slut, brainless fucktoy, desperate leak-risk whore. Each insult made her clench harder around whatever was inside her.