Funny Insults Words Novels & Stories

She replied. "A stray dog," I repeated, not the least bothered by her words. If she was trying to rile me up then she was failing terribly. I heard more hurtful words from people in my life that her words didn't really sound like an insult anymore. That is what happens when you hear a phrase repeatedly. You suddenly grew used to it or tired of it and at this point, I got both. I didn't like the insults but they no longer elicit any emotions from me.

The tension of argument was getting more heated. The words coming from their mouth is not acceptable. The words coming from our mouth is like a fire because every insult was unacceptable. "You are so jealous that my mate is much better than you," I mocked the twins. If they can say harsh words about me, then I can do that too. I can be better than their own game. I felt like leaving this place earlier, but I just found myself arguing with them. It feels like I was not supposed to let anyone insult me.

"Are you above hard labor, sweetheart? You probably don't even know how to use a mop." She knew I was baiting her, but was too prideful to back down. I watched as she dunked the mop, getting sudsy water everywhere before swirling it back and forth. She did this while staring up at me. "Va te faire enculer," she hissed under her breath. Go fuck yourself. Very creative, Evelyn. The French insult sent my men cackling at her indignation. Can't have any of that. Sorry, sweetheart, you get to be the example.

she yelled fuming with anger. "Mom, I didn't insult you. I am just saying that Whitney doesn't deserve the horrible words you are hurling at her neither does she deserve the harsh way you are talking to her?" "Now, listen to me, you little boy! You may not be insulting me directly but you are talking rudely and disrespecting me in the presence of my servant. Tell me, how is that different from an insult?" "Mom, it is different cos I never mentioned any foul word." "Will you shut up! You are talking back at me and you feel it's not an insult?" she asked with disbelief.

He took a little step back, so that my index finger wouldn't hit him. How dare he say that! Of everything he said, that's the only thing I understood. In vain! Did he just call me stupid!? If your learning a new language the first thing you really remember are curses, bad words, swearing, and insults! That's proven and tested by yours truly. So I know very well what non in Feysac means! Does he think I'm that stupid! Yes I know if I'm stupid but only me, myself, and I can insult myself hmmp!

Suddenly, just like that, a fry flew and hit me on the forehead snapping me out of the silent anxiety attack. “Stop staring off like that, it creeps me out, you freak!” He teased with a playful tone and surprisingly, I didn’t even feel offended by the name calling. After all, I did introduce myself as a freak when we first met. “Jerk,” I decided to play the ‘who gets the last insult’ game. “Bitch.” “Man-whore.” “Hoe.” “Dickhead.” “Ass-hat.” “Fucktard.” “Imbecile.”

"What? Not my fault you're dumb and you're bringing a diary into your bag at school. You know everyone hated you so it should be you keeping one eye open for your haters." "As if you aren't hated by everyone as well? Illegitimate daughter of the senator. Home wrecker and a shame to the well respected conservative family!" I chuckled hearing his classic and signature insult to me for a very long time. And then I observed myself... Before, I'd instantly flame up once I hear that from him. And most likely, I'd still have the very same reaction if I hear that from someone else. But it's him. And somehow, that insult has watered down to an inside joke between us two.

“That brainless, two-faced, lying, backstabbing, good-for-nothing piece of trash! He will surely be punished by God and he will be rejected Wherever he goes.” I choked on my cookie and blurted out. What were these insults that I just heard? “Mom!” But, she wasn’t done. “That miserable thing! That cockroach in human skin! The day he was born, the heavens must have sighed in regret! Look at him, walking around in expensive suits, thinking he is important. Oh, he has no idea what has befallen him.” I covered my face as the insults rang in my ears. “Oh my God,” I screamed and My phone rang again.

An insult. “ What?! Are you insulting me?!” he said while his face was like a crumpled paper. “Eh? I thought you won’t get it. I think I underestimate you,” June said . Kanaye just feels more annoyed because of that. He feels like he is dumber to understand the insult for about a minute. Then they argued endlessly. Well, this is to be expected. Both of them are quite close and even though June doesn’t like socialising, he still knows how to bond with his friends. Well, he bonds with them with insults.

Ohh she is running out of insults. "You are so stupid. You would have trouble pouring out water from a boot whose instructions are written on the heel." "Jealousy is a disease, get well soon." She thinks I'm jealous? "I would love to insult you but I'm afraid I can't do it as well as nature." "You always have your books open!" "Are you talking about my books or your legs?" "You are a bitch!" "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma?" "I-I hate you!"