Novel & Cerita Funny Insults Words

I obeyed, humiliated tears mixing with the drool running down my chin. They degraded me nonstop with words that burned deeper than the physical roughness. “Worthless basement cumdump.” “Free-use cousin pussy.” “Grandma’s little secret whore getting passed around like a party favor.” Each insult made my body react, clenching tighter around them despite the shame flooding my mind.

“You’re so arrogant.” “Not arrogant. Just confident.” I scowled. “God, you’re still as much of a butt-face as when we were kids.” Suddenly the mood lightened, and he laughed. “Seriously? ‘Butt-face’?” “Yeah. It seemed the most accurate descriptor I could think of.” “You use the word ‘descriptor’ but can’t think of a better insult than ‘butt-face.’ ” He shook his head. “I think you need to work on your shit talking.”

"Wretch? Bastard? Bastard? Trashy? You can say those words or more, I don't care. If there's one thing I have to thank my family for, it's for raising me by saying so many ugly things to me, they don't hurt me anymore. >> Rather, I see it as a desperation to win a lost dispute. Because when there are no more arguments to defend oneself, insult is the only way out. But, you have a way out; hand over what doesn't belong to you" I say smiling and that makes the man in front of me look at me with anger. "Malnacida!"

She scoffs, looking pleased with her cliché of an insult. I raise my brows and giggle, dropping my hands at my sides. “Seriously, is that the best you’ve got?” I titter, shaking my head unimpressed. “With all that money you have, one would think that you would be a pro at insults. I mean, isn’t this what all of you rich women do anyway? Sit on your thrones, sipping on expensive wine as you peel layers off innocent people’s lives away like an onion, degrading them just to make yourself feel superior?”

I rebuked pointedly and the man lifted his head to laugh boisterously. ‘Arrogant pompous pig.’ I snorted angrily. ‘Pig? Far from it, my dear Becca. If you really want to insult the man, then you can do better by using a truer word. Don’t stoop low by using cheap words that don’t qualify in describing the man.’ My conscience jeered with a snort and I felt ashamed. I can’t believe I failed at even mere insults.

God really had his favorites. My face threatened to burn. I put the ice pack down and glared at him. "I'm not sure if you're giving compliments or you're lowkey insulting me." Another soft laugh escaped his lips as he flipped the page. "Didn't know saying cute is already a form of insult. Since when did they change the meaning, hmm?"

But here it was, happening right before me. "I can't believe she's this desperate" a loud voice came through from the crowd. "Wow! What a shameless slut." another said. "I am glad he didn't fall for lies" "It's a good thing he exposed her." "What a cheap slut" "She must be a weakling!" "This family is a disgrace to our pack." The insults kept coming and I couldn't be any more humiliated.

"Ooh..." "But Sophia?" "Yes?" "It's best not to use that word." "Why?" She was having fun experiencing first-hand how her fiance would handle a child who accidentally learned a curse word. Would he tell the child the truth or settle that a child's innocence should not be tainted? "Because a bitch can also be an insult to a person. And insulting a person will make them feel bad." He patted her head. "You don't want to hurt people, right?." "So it is a bad word?"

Rotten foods and all, while raining curses on me. “Slut!” “Desperate bitch!” “No wonder she acts all quiet. She’s secretly shameless!” The insults crashed into me harder than the rotten food hitting my body. Pieces of soggy bread stuck to my hair while something wet and foul slid down my shoulder. I curled into myself, raising my trembling arms over my head as tears streamed uncontrollably down my face. The laughter around me only grew louder. Every cruel word felt like a knife carving into my chest, and no matter how badly I wanted to defend myself, my voice refused to come out. My throat burned painfully, choked by humiliation.