Funny Karma Stories Novels & Stories

“Not tonight.” “Good,” he said with a grin. “Because my brain is fried. Jax went crazy in the office today and blamed it on a ghost.” I snorted. “Of course he did.” And just like that, conversation flowed. Random things. Silly things. Danny told me about a story he heard from some warriors earlier. I told him about when I was much younger I tried to make friends with a squirrel, which ended as terribly as one would expect. He laughed so hard I had to fight my own smile.

“Oh you like that? Well I also proposed to her the day I met her and she said no!” I groaned and covered my face, thinking about how embarrassing that was. “Oh, and then I gave her my virginity only to find out days later that she was sleeping with my best friend. So I went to go kill her ex and instead she almost died. Now she barely even likes me.” How do the Griffons find these sad stories so funny? I mean sure there’s some humor to it, but I consider it ‘you had to be there’ humor. “Thank you, I’ll be here a few more hours hopefully!” Hunter grinned and waved.

One of the officers asked me, "Why did he try to kill you?" I thought about it for a moment before answering, "He believes I caused him to go bankrupt." "What was your relationship with him?" "He was the CEO of my former company. He fired me." Florin would face justice. After I published my story, the most common comments weren't about the lawsuit. They were about age. "I'm 35 too. I cried after reading this." "I'm 34, and now I'm scared." "I'm 40. I've already been laid off twice."

her mum spouted angrily. “My daughter will never leave her home for another woman; karma isn't real and will definitely not try to bite me.” Mrs. Jones gritted her teeth; she had made another woman leave her husband home and was scared the same thing was to happen to her daughter. She won’t let that. “What karma?” Hazel asked with a lost look, and her dad walked in and wrapped his hand around her mum’s shoulder. “There is no such thing as karma; she just had a misunderstanding with her husband, and everything will be fine.”

Me and Adrian slip out quiet after the dust settles a bit, weaving back through the emptying hall to hit the parking lot where the cool night air slaps some sense into us both. I'm doubled over laughing so hard my sides are screaming, tears streaming down from how ridiculous and perfect the whole thing was. He stands there watching me, that rare wide grin splitting his face as he shakes his head. "You enjoyed the hell out of that one, didn't you? Front-row seat to karma in action." I straighten up finally, still gasping for breath between giggles. "Of course I did! He finally got his karma back of course I enjoyed every damn second!"

Their boss said. "Karma, don't make fun of me. You know how nervous boys get around you. Do you talk about enjoying yourself? It might as well turned out you enjoying their embarrassment." Carl said sarcastically. "Hey! That's so mean. Look at my innocent face, I have never killed a fly without cause." Karma said. "Yeah..but I must say your killing ways are very innovative. We'll discuss it later. If you want to plan a trip, then let's book a crew ship and go on some island to have some fun. And no, girls won't be invited." Carl said resolutely.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

"You said you wouldn't be back for another month at least!" "Plans changed," Nathan said, laughing as he hugged her back, lifting her briefly off her feet before setting her down. "Turns out three months backpacking through South America is enough to make a man miss actual plumbing, decent coffee, and people who don't try to sell you llama wool at every single bus stop. Where's Ryan? I want to see his face when I tell him about the time I nearly got arrested in Bolivia."

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

Tsk. We laugh as we talk about Raz and Rj's pranks. They have always been like twins. Both goofy and very feminine. "I still remember when I gave a gift in a pink box with a ribbon on it.." Rj laughed and Raz added. "I'm shocked too! I laughed so hard when the woman obsessed with you opened it. The little frogs jumped straight to her mouth and chest.. Shocked. Hahahaha!" we laughed and did a fist bump. "When you get your karma." Khyla interjected.