Novel & Cerita Funny Lines From Just Go With It

You sure do need some loving man, he said while having a loud giggle at my expense. You should definitely get some, I can't remember the last time you got laid. Since when, huh? Oh my, thinking about it now is like a suicide mission, it gives me a headache and heartache. Go home bro, he said as he patted my back and said to me “May the Lord go with you, my man”. All of his jokes and the way he was messing with me made me lighten up a little bit. He brought back a smile to my face as he was teasing me.

"It's too late, it's too late, it's too late to go home." Then Landon, Zachary and Hugo joins as well, "It's alright. It's alright. It's alright you know." "I wanna see the way you move for me baby." They repeat it until the songs fades. "That was an old-ass song." Landon commented right away. We laughed. "Play another one Julian." Leon says. Julian did with a cheeky grin on his face and we all knew what it was right away. Hugo grins. "You gotta help me…"

Jock rubs my back; he's the only one that gets a kick out of my songs because he knows how much it makes the others cringe. "The hounds of hell are on their knees. The hounds of hell are on their knees. Drinking the juices from each other. The hounds of hell are on their knees. The hounds of hell are on their knees. Drinking the juices from each other." I look at Jessi, and she throws her head back, laughing. "I don't care what anyone else says, but no one better mess with this badass fairy." She says, hugging me.

“No no no, Reg. Just give me five.” “Be quick, man.” He said, closing the door. Reggie must have been too shocked, that he forgot I was part of the rehearsal… and he was telling me to leave. “You can come out now,” I said trying so hard to hold myself from laughing. Jacob sat up, and the minute he looked at me, it all went to shit. Couldn’t hold myself anymore from laughing, and he joined me. “What the fuck… was that?” He said, almost out of breath from laughing.

Maddie suddenly gasped loudly beside me, “Oh my God, wait!” Everyone looked at her. She pointed dramatically across the table toward me, “We didn’t even sing properly!” Claire’s eyes widened, “You're right!” Before I could even react, both women started loudly singing happy birthday again and Jules immediately joined them. And they were completely off-key. I burst out laughing so suddenly coffee almost went down the wrong pipe. Dante groaned, covering his ears, “Jesus Christ. Somebody shoot me.” “You’re just jealous because nobody sings to you,” Claire shot back.

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.

I just hoped he had gotten over his overprotectiveness now. "Princess, you just started recuperating from an almost fatal accident…" He stopped because I started reciting the line with him. It was a famous line now, how would I not recall all of it? "You always say this! I'm fine, okay? I'm perfectly okay. See?" I stood up from my seat and started stomping my feet around. I saw some men around struggle to hold in their laughter and my cheeks burned. I sat back down when Dice had the same measure of amusement lighting up his eyes.

Kenji's iconic pissed-off expressions only making the situation even more hysterical. "Single Ladies." I command, and instantly Kenji begins tossing his hips as he leans over punching the air back and forth. My vision begins to cloud from the tears in my eyes as Kenji continues to sway his hips. No longer able to concentrate properly, Kenji stops his movements, and regains his composure. "Ha.. ha.. ha... sooo funny." Kenji remarks, making us all burst out into laughter. "After all that, did you see if her eyes changed colour?" Kenji asks, attempting to get the attention off himself.

Cassie suddenly chuckled. “What is it?” I ask her. “Seriously, Mel. Those last two lines came from you right?” Cassie says. “What? It’s true.” Mel retorted guiltily. “Korea is so awesome. Korea is the best!” Everyone laughed at her. “Let’s get high until we die!” Clark says once again. And we repeated after him. “What to do?” I tell Clark. “Just say ‘Do you still remember me?’” “That’s so arrogant.” Clark says laughing at what I said.

I was sitting with Josie and some pack wolves. "My doctor says I lack vitamin U in ME." Lorenzo slurs, earning a bunch of laughter from the listening crowd. I covered my mouth to stop myself from laughing too loud, but I couldn't help myself. That had to be the worst pick up line of all time. I couldn't hold myself back from laughing at Lorenzo's corny pick up lines, they were all directed at none other than Krys who also struggled to hold her laughter. "Enzo please go find someone else to annoy tonight." Krys sighs, walking away from the clearly wasted Delta.