Funny Lines From Just Go With It Novels & Stories

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.

"Just some freestyle. Then I can show you my badass moves and then you can wave your hands in the air like you don't care." "Where did you get that line from?" "You bet I made it up." "We both know you didn't." Maybe the party wasn't going to be so bad after all. --- Elena laughed so hard, she was clutching onto her sides. She had really waved her hands in the air like she didn't care. She and Jordan had taken over the dance floor, both displaying crazy moves. The crowd had gone crazy- some laughing at their performance, some vibing along with them. Jordan wasn't the best dancer though it seemed like his dancing was alcohol influenced.

"Don't try that hard-to-get routine. I can spot a simp from a mile away. You've been hiding behind the guise of a childhood friend to throw yourself at Celine. It's pathetic. Anyone would call you out for that." The insults kept coming, rendering me utterly worthless. Meanwhile, Celine sat there, barely holding back her laughter. She even gave Felix a thumbs-up. "Such a sharp tongue you have. He doesn't even know what to say." It was like she had nothing to do with this and was merely watching a show. I was boiling with rage and snapped, "Celine, do you think fanning the flames makes you look cute?"

Was that some kind of joke or what? “You can always find your way around it?” I scoffed, blinking my eyes rapidly in surprise. “Can you listen to yourself right now? You can find your way around it? I mean, what if something goes wrong? I'm not going to allow you gamble with my life. So, it's either you're sure about this, or I'm out.” “There you go again.” he said, heaving a sigh. “I was only joking with you. Do you really think that I would spend that much time and not memorize just four lines?”

She attached a photo of us together. I liked the photo and left a comment. “It’s a long road ahead. Let’s walk it together.” Outside the window, fireworks burst across the sky, just as my brilliant life was only beginning.

"You two are ridiculous!" "Ridiculously in love with you," Kai said, leaning in with a mock-serious expression. Mae groaned, rolling her eyes. "That line was terrible." Calix shrugged, laughing. "We’ll work on the lines. Just don’t run away again, okay?" Mae sighed, her shoulders relaxing as she leaned against the wall. "This is crazy..." End~

"I'm going to miss you Benj. I'm going to miss you being an idiot and suddenly yelling when you want a pork chop." Then they laughed again. Maybe they are aware that their microphone is on? "Gagi dre, I really bet this Ace will immediately go to miss Jessica Soho to call to find Miss-" "You know Wakin, why don't you just try to work for your company instead of being an artist?" "Asus! You're treating me like that after I freed you from the trip?! Because of your pageemote with miss-" "Miss again and again!" And filled with laughter again. "That g&n%ng laugh is so ul#l," said Anne from my side.

I laugh with her, and Mike looks at us, confused. “Sorry”, I say, and Mike smacks me on the arm. “That’s not funny, you idiot”, Mike says, and I can’t help but laugh harder. “You have to admit it was kind of funny”, Beth lets out between giggles. “You two should become fucking comedians”, Mike says, standing up and pacing around the kitchen. “I’m sorry, it was just too easy”, I let out, and Mike looks at me seriously.

the word vomit was real and once I started, there was no stopping. “Don’t stop there. Tell them how you responded to me, telling you that if that was the honest truth that I would be patient with you.” Jet wasn’t fully annoyed but wasn’t happy. “See? He said if it was my honest truth. Like I would lie about that! So I painted a pretty picture of me being a slut an-” “You don’t need to repeat it.” Jet said. He felt so disgusted by my words. Both Wade and Justina busted up laughing at us. They were rolling on the ground, holding their stomachs as tears ran down their faces. After they composed themselves, Justina said, “Seriously? You guys will make a great couple.”

Come here, girl (Go 'head, be gone with it) Come to the back (Go 'head, be gone with it) VIP (Go 'head, be gone with it) Drinks on me (Go 'head, be gone with it) Let me see what you're twerking with (Go 'head, be gone with it) Look at those hips (Go 'head, be gone with it) You make me smile (Go 'head, be gone with it) Go ahead, child (Go 'head, be gone with it) And, get your sexy on (Go 'head, be gone with it) Get your sexy on (Go 'head, be gone with it) At the end of the song, when we posed for the ending, I had time to roll my eyes. Looking for where Mr. Harold is looking. It turned out that he is looking at me, with a grin that gave me goosebumps. Shoot!