Funny Lines From Just Go With It Novels & Stories

" Hold your horses! Sunny boy! The sun can wait but not me aching waist! Oooohhhhh... I can't feel me toes! Oh! I can't see me toes! Where's me glasses?!" I joked as I walked with a hunched back and shaky legs while holding my waist. Rookie laughed at my impression. " That's such a bad impression." " Aww! Come on! At least admit that I have some details spot on!" " *Chuckling* Nope but I did find it cute." " Ah! So I did do something right!" * The sound of a Crowd cheering*

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

Nena smiled " i noted that line because i thought it was stupidly funny. i almost spilled my drink out of my mouth from laughter. it really cracked me up" "i'm sure" "and then you went on with the 'james bond ain't got nothing on me' damn" nena said now laughing " it was really funny to watch trust me" dani joined her in the laughter as well " well, i'm glad i was able to make you laugh at least" there was a pause for a moment . Nena kept throwing unconscious glances at his eyes . she was trying to fight this compulsive action but it something about those eyes kept on stealing her attention.

“Oh my God, that sounds like one of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever.” “I have a better one. Want to hear it?” “Sure.” “That dress looks very becoming on you. And if I were that dress, I’d be coming, too.” I actually burst out laughing in the middle of the sidewalk. “Oh my GOD.” “Huh? Huh?” “I don’t know if you’re going to be able to wait until the hotel room.” “Ohhhhh, I SO like the way you’re thinking.” “That was an observation, NOT an invitation!”

I mouth off to them, and they made up what I was saying. “I’m a Pumpernickel fart. Now that’s rude,” Gio chuckles. “She’s saying you love goat cheese,” Justine giggles. “No, Lola’s saying she wants to make goat cheese and cause us to have pumpernickel farts,” Markum finishes. I forgot what I was trying to say, as laughter is the best medicine, even if it hurts now. My silent giggle is cute, helping me forget my worries. Seeing their happy faces adds to my healing, making me feel grateful to have them.

His words sank deep. Jay’s eyes twinkled as he smiled softly. “Come on, repeat after me: Out with the old, and in with the new.” I inhaled shakily and exhaled. “Out with the old, and in with the new.” “That’s the spirit.” He grinned. “Now stop crying, okay?” His fingers reached out and gently wiped the dampness from my cheeks. “And besides, their meals were trash anyway.” I burst out laughing, the sound catching us both off guard.

Mitchum complained. “I would rather do this any day than doing dishes and waiting tables. It isn’t that bad and it is for the good of the pack. Quit your bitching already dude,” I replied. While he made a few lude comments, the funniest thing happened. A few of the men working near us started singing a catchy tune, I hadn’t heard it before but it was outrageous enough to make the task more fun; “Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off. Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off. You’re like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough. You’ll get no more this evening so you better bugger off. You’ve been a splendid audience but aye your time has passed. So don’t you all be letti

I hadn’t been this excited and this pumped before. ‘I am the people’ ‘I am the storm’ ‘I am the riot’ ‘I am the swarm’ ‘When the last tree’s fallen’ ‘The animal can’t hide’ ‘Money won’t solve it’ ‘What’s your Alibi?’ ‘What’s your alibi!’ We yelled into our mic for the last line and a few in the crowd joined us. I leaned back as to not laugh in the mic. This was both ridiculous and awesome at the same time.

I kept laughing, his pickup line was so cliché I couldn’t stand it. I finally took a deep breath, calming the nerves and silliness that had overcome me. I looked back at him and he was ginning, “Did you find it amusing? I came up with that quip myself.” I nodded, “Yeah, it was unexpected, but I did find it’s cheesiness, easy to swallow,” I really wasn’t trying to play into it, but couldn’t help myself. He chuckled at my response but then the air around him changed.

Is there anything that he would do just to let me forgive him? He shook his head while laughing. He couldn’t believe himself as well how he did that. “Fucking internet. I searched for pick-up lines and poetry lines that could make you smile but guess I am wrong. Fuck! I don’t want to spend that long on the internet anymore. It doesn't even help. You are just making fun of me.”