Funny Lines From Just Go With It Novels & Stories

"My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick Too much pressure and I'm nervous, That's when the taxi man turned on the radio," they sang as we rocked our heads on a Miley Cyrus song. It was a lively roadtrip and I was smiling all through out. "And the Jay-Z song was on... And the Jay-Z song was on... And the Jay-Z song was on!" They had their own pitches and notes, some were out of tune—especially Macky but he couldn't care less. Only Doreen, Royce and I didn't attempt that high note. It was a light-hearted joyride, and I couldn't ask for more. Laughing, I grabbed a snack and just munched it away.

he said "Whatever"... I said I scoped my first spoon and put it where it belongs in my mouth "Alice are you going to come with us?"..I asked "If your parents approve"..she said "We would love that!"..dad said "Yeah!"...I screamed "Jean don't make me deaf"..Jake teased while my parents and Alice laughed What's so funny?? "Whatever".. I rolled my eyes

Karter jokes around the whole dinner, only pissing Lynn off a little but every time she looks at me, I give her a smile and her eyes soften. I on the other hand, love Karter’s humor. He just makes weird dad jokes sometimes and Lynn finds those the most annoying. Jayce feeds the fire though, he encourages the jokes and sometimes he catches Ryker off guard, making him laugh along. Maybe this is what Ryker meant by fun immaturity. Once we’re all done, we pile back into our cars and resume the road trip. Lunch was nice, I need to get more cinnamon roll pancakes in the future. Kehlani gets back into the drivers seat and Ryker sits at my side.

Who would have thought you had it in you? Me: Haha, that's a good one. My Best Friend: You know I'm just teasing. I believe my enthusiastic cheering speaks volumes about how proud I am. Me: Oh my god, I still can't believe you all brought those personalized foam fingers with our faces on them. My Best Friend: Come on, we both knew nothing less was expected from us. It was only a matter of time before we started a sing-along to Kelly Clarkson's 'Breakaway.' Me: I won't deny it; the fact that you and Isaac got the entire crowd to join in was quite impressive. That's the only reason Avery and I forgave you guys for that embarrassing moment.

We can't sing. "So I put my hands up, They're playing my song, And the butterflies fly away, Noddin' my head like, yeah, Movin' my hips like, yeah, I got my hands up, They're playin' my song, You know I'm gonna be okay, Yeah, it's a party in the USA, Yeah it's a party in the USA" we screamed in all the wrong notes causing both of us to laugh as the wind from the windows blowed in our hair. -

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

🎶 Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere 🎶 I looked around and saw they all had red cups in their hands and they were all sweaty. 🎶Hands in the air like we don't care 🎶 They didn't care, else they won't be here in this noisy place. The music was noisy. 🎶 'Cause we came to have so much fun now 🎶 Fun? They were having fun by smoking and grinding bodies together? "For once admire the scenery and stop over analyzing everything," the voice of the devil—Susie echoed in my ears.

She's munching on them one by one, chatting between bites. "So, then Borgov said, 'If you trip again, I'm making you run laps.' And I replied, 'I don't trip, I just have a different relationship with the ground.' He didn’t laugh. No one did. But I thought it was hilarious." Maya cracks one eye open. "That wasn't funny." "It was a little funny." "No, it wasn’t." Rina pops another grape in her mouth. "Fine. You just don't have any sense of humor."

He was smiling even. With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, For I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring I ask you to be mine. No way he just recited that. He said it was too cringy and childish but he remembered every line. Nice save, Denis. The lines were from a cartoon they hadwatched together. She hadn’t really thought about those lines again after they watched the cartoon but hearing the words come out from his mouth makes her realize how deep they really were.

"Hey baby, what do I have to do to get a FIX of you?" "I see you like FIX stuff. Lucky you! I have a problem that only you can FIX." "I've seen you here before. If you're addicted to the coffee, I can FIX that and get you addicted to me instead." They would be worse if the person throwing out the line didn't enunciate the name FIX so much, but because they did, it always turned from creepy and sad, to hilarious. At least it was funny my first year anyway. It didn't stop me from going there though, and as their coffee wasn't awful, I was a frequent visitor.