Funny Lotr Quotes Novels & Stories

I said, my voice carrying a hint of sarcasm. Thorin chuckled, the sound deep and warm. “You’re impossible.” “And you’re annoying,” I shot back, taking a sip. The wine burned a little as it went down, but it felt good, comforting even. “But I’m right,” he said, sounding smug. “You need rest. Tonight was rough enough.” I laughed a little, shaking my head. “Rest? After what just happened? Not a chance. My head’s spinning, Thorin. That thing… it wasn’t just some animal. It was something else.”

Here’s a brief description of what his face looked like right now: There were some white dusts on the side of his face, in between his eyebrows, and the front part of his hair. It was already a clean up version of him though. Before, he looked like the wizard from the dwarven and rings series that shouted ‘You shall not pass!’. He could very well be as he was that tall, but he wasn’t as skinny and old. Jai shook his head lightly at the thought before a chuckle could slip its way in his throat, and retreated back to his own table. Bara looked at Ruhan and answered. “Grinding the Orc Teeth with silver dust.”

“We are welcome.” “What were you laughing at?” In all our weeks together, I could not remember him ever laughing in such a carefree way. “Ah, Gresthak and I fought together many years ago,” Aurien replied lightly. “It was nothing.” The soldiers turned in unison and began their march back towards the rock face. We followed tightly behind. “Magic,” I observed as they seemed to walk through rock. The horses did not like following, their eyes telling them that they were walking into something solid.

I explained to them my internal joke and then saw their mischievous grins, groaning at my stupidity for telling them. “Don't you dare start calling me Frodo!” I burst out. Everyone in the room laughed at me, the loudest of which coming from my triplets. At that moment, despite all of the unknowns and the impending danger, thed sound of their happiness made me feel like everything was perfect in my world.

"Listen, Frodo. Keep it simple, okay? Bye." I disconnected the call without accepting his financial help. I didn't even bother to tell him about the father of the babies. Or was I planning to pin it on him? Suddenly, he felt a chill run through his body. Frodo? Keep it simple? Those were the same words Renee used to tease him when he was blind. A popular phrase from The Lord of the Rings, meaning 'Stay calm' or 'Don't worry.' 'How did she know about this? Had Renee shared it with her?'