Funny Lotr Quotes Novels & Stories

I replied icily, fuelling hatred into my voice. He chuckled as he slapped my back. I clenched my teeth, feigning a flinch of pain. “Ah, I forgot you are not well.” He said with a glimmer of something in his eyes. I couldn’t read it… but I was sure he would happily kill me now that my part in this was done. “I’ll be ok… it’s just not healing.” I lied, frowning. Although the pain remained, the wounds were healing far better than Theoden knew.

Odd. Mohan walked up to me, “I wouldn’t take his comment this morning to heart, he is awful when it comes to joking.” He laughed, “We wouldn’t have left you behind.” “Apparently humor isn’t an elf trait.” “Neither is showing emotion.” Mohan shared. “It really is foreign to us.” “Except Frey, that guy is all emotion, someone messed u his training.” Ezryn commented. “We should catch up with the others.” I stated, picking up the pace.

“Don’t be so freaked out. They won’t kill you unless they can think of an amusing way to do it.” “This guy,” said a troll leaning against the tunnel wall trying to get his breath. “He gets it.” “That wasn’t funny,” I said, somewhat annoyed at being driven to the point of hysteria by these knuckleheads. “This is hardly the time or place for your gags.” The trolls continued to rock with laughter. “Can’t think of a better one,” said the one who’d been covered in blood. He wiped a quartz tear from his face. “Your face... priceless.” He burst out laughing again. It sounded like a hallway full of doors slamming shut one after the other.

“Yeah. Little good it does, I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about.” Haldir huffed as he mulled it over. “I’d wager that little voice in your head has an important message.” Ben looked in his hand at the knife and chuckled. “Yeah that figures, doesn’t it? He’s probably popping off the secret to life and the directions to Atlantis and I don’t speak a damn word of the language.” Thorin chuckled out behind Ben as he took aim again. Ben closed his eyes and took a deep breath then opened them and threw the blade. It sunk deep into the stump, then the hard piece of tree fell in two before him.

He said out loud. "Hey shush, what? Why are you being so dramatic?" Iliya tried to calm him down. "Dramatic! He ran his hands through his hair expressing his fright. "If you're really the Elf Princess, then these are real, real warriors?" He took a glance at all of them again. "I feel like fainting" "What's the plane, young Meiv?" Peregrin questioned. "Plan?! …" The tone of his voice suggested that he had no idea what he was talking about and they must really be crazy.

Eugene clapped angrily, laughing mirthlessly, only to shout at him with extreme anger "Fuck me, you, and every scoundrel in this world. This is the silliest excuse I've ever heard in my life. Do you want to give me a heart attack? Do you want to send me to the grave?" Galadriel stroked his ear, as if he wasn't listening to him, to say sarcastically “You cracked my head, you talk like girls, how about you dress like them too?” Eugene looked at him calmly, before slapping his face while pretending to cry and saying sadly

He didn't look back at her, focused on the road ahead and occasionally consulting a map that fluttered in the breeze. As the afternoon wore on, the dwarves began sharing jokes, ribald tales involving mistaken identities in dark mine shafts, improbable encounters with mountain trolls, and the perpetual rivalry between dwarven clans. Patrina listened, making occasional notes, fascinated by the cultural markers embedded in their humor. The jokes themselves weren't particularly funny to her, but the way they reinforced group identity and shared values was academically significant. "And then the elf says, 'That's not my tree, that's my wife!'" One dwarf concluded a particularly convoluted tale, p

KINGDOM OF ÚMËA -TRAINING GROUNDS- Third Person's POV "you think you can defeat me, Brother?" (First Prince) Prince Elrohir said arrogantly to his brother (Second Prince) Prince Firion "Ahmmm obviously I'm more than faster than you Bro, So... Be prepare for your loss hahaha," the prince said with an evil laugh "well I'm the smartest, we'll see about that, lil brother" Prince Elrohir proudly said

Logan yelled, exaggerating the situation. “You, dumbass, where is our real friend?” “Do you want to die?” I snarled at them. Thore was laughing so hard while watching us. “Look at him, Raylie. This is the elegant and fashionable kind of guy.” Loki pointed at Thore. Thore stood up and posed like a fashion icon. I glared at them. So, these punks enjoyed this, huh! That book was indeed useless! I irritatingly turned to my food and started eating.

Lotus shrugged, a sheepish grin spreading across his face. "Well, sometimes the best adventures are unplanned ones," he replied, shaking out his fur as we surveyed the chaotic scene around us. "At least no one saw us crashing into the tree," he said. "Rather like you hope that no one saw YOU crash into it," I corrected. Lotus chuckled, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "Touché," he admitted, glancing back at the mess. "But let's be honest, I think my crash was graceful," he teased, flicking his tail playfully.