Funny Lotr Quotes Novels & Stories

Eugene clapped angrily, laughing mirthlessly, only to shout at him with extreme anger "Fuck me, you, and every scoundrel in this world. This is the silliest excuse I've ever heard in my life. Do you want to give me a heart attack? Do you want to send me to the grave?" Galadriel stroked his ear, as if he wasn't listening to him, to say sarcastically “You cracked my head, you talk like girls, how about you dress like them too?” Eugene looked at him calmly, before slapping his face while pretending to cry and saying sadly

He didn't look back at her, focused on the road ahead and occasionally consulting a map that fluttered in the breeze. As the afternoon wore on, the dwarves began sharing jokes, ribald tales involving mistaken identities in dark mine shafts, improbable encounters with mountain trolls, and the perpetual rivalry between dwarven clans. Patrina listened, making occasional notes, fascinated by the cultural markers embedded in their humor. The jokes themselves weren't particularly funny to her, but the way they reinforced group identity and shared values was academically significant. "And then the elf says, 'That's not my tree, that's my wife!'" One dwarf concluded a particularly convoluted tale, p

KINGDOM OF ÚMËA -TRAINING GROUNDS- Third Person's POV "you think you can defeat me, Brother?" (First Prince) Prince Elrohir said arrogantly to his brother (Second Prince) Prince Firion "Ahmmm obviously I'm more than faster than you Bro, So... Be prepare for your loss hahaha," the prince said with an evil laugh "well I'm the smartest, we'll see about that, lil brother" Prince Elrohir proudly said

Logan yelled, exaggerating the situation. “You, dumbass, where is our real friend?” “Do you want to die?” I snarled at them. Thore was laughing so hard while watching us. “Look at him, Raylie. This is the elegant and fashionable kind of guy.” Loki pointed at Thore. Thore stood up and posed like a fashion icon. I glared at them. So, these punks enjoyed this, huh! That book was indeed useless! I irritatingly turned to my food and started eating.

Trey asks. "Huh?" his comment flies way over my head. "It's a character from The Lord of the Rings. He carries an axe," Finn deadpans like its knowledge everyone should know. "The one with all those walking trees, right?" I ask. Trey's face turns to shock at my question, but I can't tell if it's because I know the movies or maybe I called them the wrong objects. Are they not trees? They're tall and have leaves. Everything screams tree. Well, except the fact they walk and talk, but everything else is pure tree.

My grandmother called me a born warrior, whatever she meant, which I didn't mind. "Cool," I said I'm not interested. The second time the old man spoke, he began. Legolas rushed at me like a mad bull. "Legolas, my advice, talk less," I smirked. "Actions speak louder than words." In 3 minutes, yes, I count. The duel between Legolas and I ended with him at my feet, and my sword at the back of his neck. “Damn it, cousin.” Jolie cried out like a crazy woman.

Embarrassed to say I’ve watched those movies about eight times! Me:Only eight? Lightweight. I must have seen them all twenty times! I watched them all in one day once. Alice:Me too, LOL. Have yet to watch all the Hobbit and all LOTR in one day though. Me:That would be fun. Maybe we should try it. I press send, my lips curving up. Alice:Ha! The man has stamina. Me:That would be telling :-) Alice:Oh, I see what I’m dealing with here :-)

“Dude, do you want me to give you a mirror? You got disgusting holes on your oily face. You’re a motherfucking kraken.” Gollum passively snickered at her comment. “But one of you is clearly out of place,” added Gray. “I mean, look at him.” She gestured her hand toward Gollum with a jeering expression. “One of you is clearly one of the irreplaceable cast of The Hobbit.” Fakey, Ursula and the tentacled-faced man who looked half the old man’s age couldn’t help but chortle at her remark. Gollum, on the other hand, was obviously displeased.

“I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! “ “Is he seriously quoting The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of the King right now?” Alex asks the table, but his mate shushes him. “I picked up on the three different Game of Thrones quotes, myself,” Lumi tells his son. “I caught one or two of those as well,” Chad says with a chuckle. “So he is quoting movies, books, and tv shows to us to what? Get us in some kind of fight

Then I realized he was referring to Zen. "What about him, Noah?" "You know, sometimes the Knight in Shining armour is actually a retard in tin foil," he quoted some random quote and I stifled my laughter. "You opened my eyes Noah, thank you!" "Your very welcome," he remarked and I threw my head back and laughed hysterically like he had cracked some joke. I barely had any control over my actions because my head was spinning wildly. "I guess you don't like Zen?" I teased and he grunted some profanities under his breath.