Funny Lotr Quotes Novels & Stories

While Thorin would be dressed half decently, I know Isaac would be a lost cause. Walking towards the hall, I stop and laugh when I see Thorin and Isaac. They are in royal blue suits, but that isn’t why I’m laughing. They are currently fighting to mess up each other’s hair. Walking to them, I pull them apart. “Really?” I look down at them. “He started it, Mummy.” Thorin glares at Isaac. “Well, now it’s finished,” I state and watch them nod; turning, I go to grab Lotta’s hand and see Thorin move and mess up Isaac’s hair while laughing.

The smile is warm and reassuring. For a moment, I forget the agony. I forget that I am in a battle of life and death, bleeding out from my neck. I tune out the roaring crowd. It’s just me, King Sven, and that smile. It's almost as if he believes I can win this losing battle. “Fight…” I mumble to myself, eyes still glued to King Sven. “Fight!” “The least I can grant you is a final speech, so…” Lotus says, snapping me out of my Sven-induced trance. His weight on my back crushes me into the dirt. He is deceptively heavy. “Any last words, my gullible darling?”

I got in a crash and lost everything from one second to the other. Is it the same with her? Did she lose something, too? "Look, that's you and Gray!” she says all of sudden, with a teasing little smile. It's a scene with Gandalf and Saruman, his mentor. Both of them are just as tall and lanky as us. I burst out laughing, "Two bigass warlocks. Oh, sh—now they're fighting." I chuckle, realizing I'm having more fun listening to her commentary than watching my comfort movie, so I continue doing so. I even turn my body to her so I can be more comfortable.

He then pointed to me and introduced me as his beta, but when she extended her hand, I just walked away. “I mean no disrespect but is he always an ass-monkey?” I heard her ask Legolas . Legolas just laughed at her and then hollered out, “Yep pretty much. So called ass-monkey threatened to mess up my hair!” She started giggling at his comment. Holy shitballs. Her laugh. It was so intoxicating. I had never heard her really laugh up close before. It had Maddox wanting to just wrap her up in our arms forever. “Ass-monkey. That’s a new one. Mind if I steal that?” I heard Legolas ask her.

I tried not to make any noise by biting my lower lip. He got to his feet and tried to bend over, making a crackling sound on his back like an elderly man. On his last sound crack, he smiled and stated, "Ah, that was a relief..." Legolas glared at me and muttered, "What's so funny?" when he spotted me smiling at him with my teeth exposed.

“Oh?” I bursted into a dry laughter, shaking my head. “Do you know how it feels to live with someone who never listens? To pour out your heart, your loyalty, your everything… only for him to trample over it like it’s worth nothing?” Something sharp gleamed in Aragorn’s expression. “So, the cracks are finally showing.”

' I told my wolf. 'F*ck you, hooman. You always put me in trouble with your stupidity and arrogance!' Thorin fired back.

Lucas, catching the mood, floated through the crowd, his boyish grin igniting laughter as he told exaggerated tales of their narrow escape, offering reassurances amidst the logistics. “Don’t worry, mates!” Lucas called, hands animated as he relayed their stories, “Our captain battled against shadows and darkness! I was merely the comedic relief, dodging tendrils and half the time pretending not to trip over my own feet!” His words elicited a burst of laughter, lifting the spirits of everyone around.

he said and sat down on the chair. Rohan positioned himself behind the ball and swung. "Is it something you'd love to share with your friends? We're always here for you remember? We're like the three wise men in the bible... Just without the gifts." He said to get a laugh out of him and he succeeded. "I guess we are. You're still my best buddies for life. One for all. All for one." He said. The syllables felt childish on his tongue. "Fore!" Rohan exclaimed, exchanging glances with Lincoln.

“Will I ever have the real thing?” “The way you are going. You will never have a chance with kissing her again.” I hear Aragorn laughing in the back of my head. “You should get used to your hand because of the way you acted last night. You’re lucky you still have your balls.” He continues to laugh as I growl out.