Funny Mom Jokes Dirty Novels & Stories

God, I can’t believe I feel this way toward my mom's fiancé. Mira's eyes widened, and she let out a piercing scream. 'Oh my god!' A muffled 'Sorry, Mum!' followed from off-screen, Mira clapping a hand over her mouth. Aurelia stifled her own giggle. 'That's typical you.' 'I have to go, will text you back soon.' Mira blew a kiss and ended the call, leaving Aurelia alone with her racing thoughts.

"I just wanted Ms. Sulvan to be part of our family! "Ms. Sulvan is so nice, not like Mom, who wears those old pajamas every day with messy hair and doesn't look good at all! All my classmates laugh at me and say my mom looks like a maid!"

It was never her fault. "If I hadn't handled her funeral, she would've started decomposing by the time you came back! Mom has been very good to me all these years, so no matter how dissatisfied I am with you, I definitely wouldn't extend that grudge to her. That's why I immediately settled her funeral affairs instead of waiting for you! "If you suspect that I did something dirty, you're more than welcome to report me to the police. And if they find out that I really did do something, I won't even blink if they decide to execute me! You can go right ahead!"