Your Momma So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

"No wonder. Well, you'll have to start taking better care of yourself. You're not exactly a sweet young twenty-something men dote on, like us." Mom was forty-two. She was trying to stab at Mom with her youth. But Mom only smiled lightly and nodded. "You're right. Men always love twenty-year-old girls. The thing is, nobody stays twenty forever." The comments were dazzled: [Mom's so clear-headed. How did the deadbeat have her fooled for twenty years?] [Women: brilliant the second they fall out of love!] Stumped, Vivian snapped, "You're good at comforting yourself. About to get dumped and still sitting here playing it cool."

" She asked me By the look on her face, i got second thoughts for a second. I rolled my eyes. "No mom. I'm not. And i don't even know any girl named Victoria " i chuckled. "Infact this name is wierd. Victoria secret" i laughed. Mom lightly punched my arm gasping at my joke. But then shook her head chuckling. "Seriously sam. Your lame jokes. Actually victoria is" before she complete my romantic dad called my mother huhh "Isa, isa darling where are you. My love" jackson yelled at the top of his voice. She roll her eyes

TESSA’S POV “ Why? “ I asked my mother-in-law and she continued laughing hysterically. “ Just now you were calling Drake dumb but little did you know that you are the one who is actually dumb, “ My mother-in-law said as she tried to balance her breath. “ I’m used to you being this way, so it doesn’t bother me that you are talking to me this way “ I answered her while giving her a bored look and she glared at me.

mom said. “Justa week? Two years is longer than a week.” I whispered but made sure that they can hear it. “Is she Sunny? Oh my gosh she is so pretty.” “I know. No need to mention.” “My mom is the joker of the year.” the guy answered. And I guess he almost the same age as me or older. “Really? Well, I am the joker of the decade. So, yeah.” as expected, I can see my mom already kiling me using her eyes. Hahaha.

"Good morning" my mom walks into the kitchen all cheery the next morning, while I feel like I want to die. "Why are high school boys so stupid?" "Present company excluded?" She asks as she pours herself some coffee "No me very much included, I'm the biggest idiot of them all." "What's going on honey?"

Agger all, the sarcasm runs in the family. She then turned to her mother and spoke, ", And mommy. I am not talking to you for calling me dumb." "Yoy don't say this to your mother," Vlora stated, her hands still on her waist and she tapped her feet on the marble floor. "You don't say this to your daughter..." the little girl followed her actions. She was a carbon copy of Maddox Dasher but she was beyond clever...so straightforward.

I think they have a death wish so what they entered inside without my permission it's my mom, Jennifer and I greeted her, she screamed "I don't know how come I have this dumb kids" jennifer rolled her eyes and said "I don't think I'm dumb I can speak very well" mom slapped on Jennifer's head while saying "I'm sure you'll become a joker in future" I sighed and asked "what happened mom" she replied "I always wanted you to see on that throne" I replied "now I want something more than that throne" she glared and asked "is it that low class bitch" I growled and said "mom don't you dare to speak about her like that, its matter of my personal life, don't involve in it"

I counted the numbers in my head silently to give my mother a time to retract her words but when she didn't, I knew then that she's telling the truth. Actually I know that my mother never jokes. She said she hated wasting people's time by making them laugh. She's not your typical human being because she is Divina Buenaventura, the greatest businesswoman I know. "You're kidding," was all I could say. "You're just bluffing, mom. Ha! Ha! Ha! Now you made me laugh. Now tell me it's only a joke." But she never took back her words. She kept sitting on her chair like a queen on her throne looking at me, her mere subject.

I said hugging her tightly. They started making plans how to torture my husband and I think I am going to enjoy this. "Oh common guys I am hungry," I said smiling. "You won't eat this time right," Mumma asked suspiciously making me blush. "Don't tell me I am going to be Grandma," My mother-in-law joked looking at me and I nodded my head making them squeal in surprise. Both mothers started jumping like school girls making me irritate. Why I have to be in this alien family?

Yes, and the fact that I was married before. “I know, it's just, oh, it shows how old we are getting!” “Babe, forty-eight aren't old. Now look on the bright side; at least we have a few more children to get through school before they get married.” Dad laughed but mom didn't find it funny. She was acting a bit strange these past few weeks. Making me wonder what is going on with her. Mom glared at dad, “You think you are funny? Well, let's see if you like this joke, daddy, to be!”