Funny Mom Jokes Dirty Novels & Stories

Yep, my son is taller than I am. Suddenly, Luca pushed Damien from me. "My mummy". He glared at his brother hugging my neck. "Hey, she's my momma too". " No my mummy". "My momma" "Mine" "Nope buddy, she mine". "That's enough Dame, stop upsetting my baby". Luca pouted his lips. "Damien, clean Emma and Luca please and Lisa so wash up too. I'll clean the kitchen while you guys are at it.

Stacie pouted at me making me feel guilty right now. But they don't know how it feels to go to a club with your mom, watch the woman who gave birth to you get hinted on by a couple of guys twice younger than her. It sucks and it's so embarrassing. "Okay enough of that baby cakes, How is your dating life right now."

"How much did my mom pay you? I'll double it. Now get out." I'd barely stepped into Jace's office before he threw that at me. Wow. We spawned straight into nightmare mode. No wonder he was the hardest guy in Bayford to crack. The second I thought about those ten properties, my motivation came roaring back. Didn't matter how impossible he was. For ten properties, I'd crawl through hell smiling. I pressed my lips together. "You already know your mom paid me to be here, so why waste money offering double?"

Nope. We all are shameless pranksters. What else do you think would have made them look away or better, go away than to stay and tease me till I died of embarrassment. “That was so hot !” Mom squealed in excitement and fanned her hand over her cheeks to show the hotness gesture. Does she even realize she watched something so close to live p**n and that too with her son cumming like an uncontrollable sex starved teenager in front of her ? “Mommm what the hell ?!” I shouted, my cheeks going over ripe with embarrassment.

Like she had been expecting, waiting for the chance just to jump on it. “You’ll join Sienna. God knows she hasn’t been able to get the right slice of the cucumber.” “Fuckkk…” the cuss slips out of my mouth before I can second-guess that it’s not good for the baby. I drop the knife and hold on to the counter. My veins pop out from the death grip I have on it. I can’t believe my mom just threw me under the bus just because she’s impressed with Elias and she’s trying to create something out of nothing.

"Everybody! Come here and look at the most ungrateful bitch in the world! My daughter, Raven Carter, is nothing short of an ungrateful wench! Look at her! She's not even reacting after seeing her dad in this state! "How could such a heartless, shameless person even be a university student? Our hearts are broken because of her!" She continued wiping her snot and tears from her face as she continued to wail, and the crowd was starting to get furious at me as well. However, I just found everything hilarious. So, Mom resorted to stooping so low and using moral blackmail to force me into taking over the debt that Randall racked up? She could go ahead and continue dreaming, then!

She mocked. Mom stood there with the DVD case still in her hand and her foot still planted firmly on my pants pinning them to the floor, watching, until the son shot his load. I heard the mom let out an "Oh!" as the kid shot a huge load into the air in front of his mother. Before the boy was finished the mom lunged forward with her mouth open and caught some of the boy's cum in her mouth and on her lips. "I can't believe people do stuff like that." My mom said softly.

" (he will be handsome afterall ,he has gone on his father) Dad said proudly to which mom started laughing loudly, like dad had just cracked a very funny joke. I was looking at mom to dad and dad to mom, while standing there like a statue on my place. Dad's looked offended at this, as his face become red out of anger, and this time he snapped at mom. "Why are you laughing like a mad woman? What is here to laugh?" dad asked mom while gritting his teeth. "I am laughing becoz, mistakenly I heard you saying that Advay's handsome-ness has gone on you." Mom said still giggling.

I knew immediately that I had to help mom; that any resolution might appear harsh to anyone who had not seen these recordings. As for that vignette, it ended with the young punk having dad put mom on his desk; he proceeded to fuck her with amazing ferocity and speed; the fact that he pulled out and all he could tinkle was four pathetic drops was amazing. She didn't need the pill and a diaphragm for THAT dude. When I replayed the DVD another time, with headphones this time, I actually heard mom 'coo' sarcastically to her old man that this young punk had come with twice the spend that he (dad) produced. Wow, what a wimp dad was if this guy's joke-like four droplets put him to shame.

Nope. We all are shameless pranksters. What else do you think would have made them look away or better, go away than to stay and tease me till I died of embarrassment. “That was so hot !” Mom squealed in excitement and fanned her hand over her cheeks to show the hotness gesture. Does she even realize she watched something so close to live p**n and that too with her son cumming like an uncontrollable sex starved teenager in front of her ? “Mommm what the hell ?!” I shouted, my cheeks going over ripe with embarrassment.