Funny Narration Novels & Stories

She said and the couple laughed it off, claiming that they understand "Mom, can we leave please?" Max spoke up in his deep sexy voice that was laced with annoy Immediately they left, "Olivia, how could you greet elders like that?" her mother a What worries them was how they could tell that Max was pi "I didn't come here to be greeting people. Moreover, I did say 'hi' to them." She said nonchala .. Immediately Max and his family settled down on their seat, "she's so beautiful." Emily sai "But was deprived of a brain. Grow up well, dear." Max rep

"...Because they never had the Koala-fications!" We stared. I blinked. The human blinked. Conan started laughing uncontrollably. "Come on, that was funny. A little lame, but it works." The human let out a reluctant chuckle. I didn't. I just sat back, poured another shot with more force than necessary, and drank it like water. "That was kind of fucked up," the human muttered. Conan leaned against me, warm and smiling. "There. See? Now we're all bonding." But I wasn't bonding. Not really.

I knew I had the one thing that would make her stop running, sitting pretty in my pocket. I took my phone out, thumbed it alive with a hand that didn’t stop trembling. “No more words,” I said. “Watch.” The camera wobbled as someone filmed Simon gagging and Jay on his knees. The sound was low and staccato — men shouting, a lighter flicking, muffled screams. I kept the angles steady, spared nothing in my voice as I narrated like a surgeon pointing to the wound. “That’s what he did to my guys,” I said quietly. “He taught them a slow, mean lesson, just to make a point.”

Noir went silent as if her heart was going to come out of her mouth any moment now. “I….”. Robin was also watching her with curious eyes. “What are they looking at?”. Nancy bursts out in laughter. “You are so funny! I’m having so much fun teasing her.” “Oh god!”. “Noir you are still as stupid as always. Don’t get my jokes, do you?”. “I was just joking with you, no need to take me seriously!”. Robin and Nancy looked at her with a confused face. Noir became dumbfounded to hear that.

Narciso asked and started flipping through movies on N*****x. "How about horror?" Pedro suggested, not looking bothered at all. "No, Jess will get nightmares," Gabriel said and looked at me. I looked back at him blankly and simply replied, "Your face gives me nightmares." Some people choked, and some tried to hold their laughs in. Yet some didn't. "Yooo, you just get burnt, man." Kenny and Sanchez yelled and started laughing loudly while clapping Gabriel's back. Jonathan was trying to hold his laugh in and put his fist over his mouth.

Bit down on my bottom lip to try and stop it. "I'm sorry. Really, I am. You just sound so fucking funny." I blurted through my fingers. "Cruel mate." Nessa laughed at this as well. Chuckled like a witch you found in badly written movies. Tilted her head back just enough that the column of her throat looked more bony than ever before.

Elaine Laughter filled the cafeteria. The chatter of my officemates blended into the background noise. Plates clinked, forks scraped against dishes, and every so often, bursts of laughter echoed from nearby tables. I smiled at something Nancy said. I nodded along as she animatedly recounted a ridiculous story about a failed corporate event where the banners were misspelled. And the CEO had to give his speech under a sign that read "Wolfsilver's Greatest Alpha" instead of "Greatest Alpha."

I replied and they burst out laughing. Katie wiped a tear from the corner of her eye. "No no no, it should be something like..... #"Blind Billionaire's Hands Wander: Nanny Gets More Than a Paycheck#" Sky snorted. "Or maybe #"Billionaire's Fingers Caught Trespassing-Nanny Still in Shock!#" We lost it. I collapsed into the couch, laughing so hard my stomach cramped. "That is so hilarious," Sky gasped between giggles. "People would be like-'What kind of sorcery did the nanny use on him?!'"

"Not up to the standard? Could you kindly elaborate on precisely what was lacking in the report?" ‌ Officer Smith hesitated for a moment, realizing she had trapped herself. She mumbled something about proper formatting and documentation but struggled to provide a coherent explanation. ‌ The viewers in the live broadcast erupted in laughter and disbelief. Comments flooded the feed, with one viewer writing, "Proper formatting? Are you kidding me?" ‌ Another viewer joked, "Maybe they forgot to use Comic Sans font." ‌ Vanya couldn't help but join in on the comical exchange. "Oh, yes, our report was missing the crucial 'LOL' and 'ROFL' sections, Officer Smith."

Interesting, really, how Zelda wrapped the bandage, as she was bent really close to Lannon, and he himself didn't seem to mind. Zelda was laughing at something Lannon had said. Which was odd. Zelda didn't laugh, and I didn't know Lannon to be especially funny. "Has the near death experience made you funnier, Lannon? What, you came out of the day's long unconsciousness with jokes to tell?" I asked, faking a serious look. Lannon laughed, and the laugh ended up with him dissolving into a fit of coughing, with Zelda offering him water. She didn't seem to find anything else funny. Well.